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Deal or No Deal is enjoyed my millions of viewers daily, where the contestants battle with The Banker to try and win a jackpot of £250,000. Here at donduk you will find full daily reports of each show, as well Deal or No Deal news and specials. Deal or No Deal although initially appearing very simple in format of just opening a few boxes for the chance to win some big money prizes, actually has some potentially complex decisions to be made at points throughout the show, the contestants occasionally try complex or simple gameplay in an attempt to give them an edge in beating the Banker.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Clive's Deal or No Deal Game Report 30/05/10

Noel says he hopes we're having a sumptuous weekend! He says someone has asked him if he knows who's playing in advance, and he says actually yes, he does know. He says today a woman with a colourful past and a dark secret is playing!

Clive has box 1. Clive is retired and is from County Durham. Noel explains he's made a career out of being made redundant, as he's lost many jobs including jobs involving bearings, batteries, paint, radiators and golf! Clive explains that he currently sells golf equipment and he loves meeting new people in his job. Clive has a good-luck chess piece that his son made with him, and his son is in the audience today. Clive also has a soft-toy frog on his box and he tells Noel not to touch it! Clive explains that he decided with his friends that it'd be the lucky charm for his game, and he has various positions for the frog depending on whether each box is good or bad!

Round 1
3 - Adam - £250,000
Massive groans for that, and Noel pretends the frog is trying to run away.
15 - Ralph - £1,000
21 - Mikey - £3,000
9 - Paul - £10
18 - Autumn - £35,000
Groans again for that, but Clive says it's alright.

Banker time
The banker asks if Clive is a Geordie, and he says what's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot, and he says one is an Aussie animal and one is a Geordie stuck in a lift - "can't get out!!".

Banker's offer:

Clive says that's understandable.

Clive says

Round 2
14 - Jodie - £5,000
12 - Neil - £100,000
More loud groans for that one and Noel says it's really bad luck. Noel says Clive's frog could get distressed. Noel explains that Clive has a theory that the banker is kind, warm, handsome and not at all evil, and is like Noel in many ways!
10 - Alan - 1p

Banker time
Noel gets Alan to give Clive an elaborate 1p kiss and Noel asks Clive if he tastes of cider. The banker says he's heart-broken at seeing Alan kiss Clive like that!

Banker's offer:

Clive's son Dan says he thought the offer would be nearer £5,000! The banker phones back and says Dan's brain has been wrecked by the aroma of fake tan coming from the girls sitting either side of him in the audience!! The banker calls them Dan and Tan.

Banker's offer:

Clive's son Dan shouts out to tell Clive not to take it!!

Clive says

Round 3
7 - Harry - £250
2 - newbie Cassie - £20,000
Clive's frog is now upside down in his cup of tea and he said he didn't teach him to swim!
20 - Chloe - £15,000

Banker time
Noel says this is a ridiculous way to play the game! Clive picks Rosie but clearly can't count to 3! The banker asks the ladies either side of Clive's son Dan what they think the offer should be and they say £5,000 and £10,000.

Banker's offer:

Noel says this is a most unusual game as Clive is having no input to the offers! Clive says it's a really good offer, and his son says there won't be much left after a bad round. Clive asks the audience who encourage him to play on...

Clive says

Round 4
5 - Steve - £75,000
22 - Lee - £100
Noel asks why Clive dresses in his wife's bikini. Clive tells a story of how she let him try on her bikini and she locked him out of their hotel room as a joke.
4 - Wendy - £50,000

Banker time
Noel says the big dream's gone, and the banker says he recognises the sudden change of atmosphere in the studio.

Banker's offer:

Clive says

Round 5
Noel says there's no reason why Clive's box doesn't contain the £10,000.
19 - Ahmed - £5
17 - Rosie - 50p
The banker phones back and says if he was in Clive's position now, he'd take Jo's box out as she's had lots of high values so far, and she loves destroying games!
8 - Maurice - £750

Banker time
The banker says he believes that Clive is worthy of a very good offer.

Banker's offer:

Clive asks his son, who says that'll be it if he loses the £10,000 now!

Clive says

Round 6
11 - Sonia - £1
6 - Logan - £10,000
Clive says he bets Jo has a blue.
16 - Jo - 10p

Banker time with £50 and £500 remaining

Noel says what a game this has been. The banker says you have to look at the upside of this game, and he says Clive's made lots of new friends and Clive's son has pulled.

Noel says he can't remember what the banker said the offer is! The banker phones back and says it's...

Banker's offer:

Clive says

Clive wins £500 from his box 1.

Box 13 with Mark contains the £50

Clive says he's really enjoyed his time on the show and he thanks everyone for being his friend.

Visit the Deal or No Deal fansite forum at www.dond.co.uk to find out what people are saying about this game...

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