Welcome to donduk. A refuge for those who enjoy Deal or No Deal, the hit Channel 4 gameshow hosted by Noel Edmonds. The award winning gameshow Deal or No Deal has become a big hit for Channel 4 and marks a sensational return to our screens of Noel Edmonds.

Deal or No Deal is enjoyed my millions of viewers daily, where the contestants battle with The Banker to try and win a jackpot of £250,000. Here at donduk you will find full daily reports of each show, as well Deal or No Deal news and specials. Deal or No Deal although initially appearing very simple in format of just opening a few boxes for the chance to win some big money prizes, actually has some potentially complex decisions to be made at points throughout the show, the contestants occasionally try complex or simple gameplay in an attempt to give them an edge in beating the Banker.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Colin's Deal or No Deal Game Report

We are in a positive mood today says Noel, although a little disappointed after Juliah's game yesterday. He talks about the killer rounds we have had of late, that have destroyed games and left the contestants with very little to play for...

It’s Colin’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 7. We get to see a picture of Colin's wedding, and Noel notices it has the word ‘proof’ written on it!! Noel says the banker needs to be careful, as Colin is so tight he didn't even buy his own wedding photos!!! Colin shows us a few pics of his family and tells Noel he wants to win enough to help his grandchildren through university. Colin has a list of numbers that his grandson has picked out, and box 7 is the one he wrote down for Colin!! Is this a good omen for his game?

The banker calls before Colin can pick his first box!! Something has come over the banker!! He is so confident that Colin will find the £250,000 in the first round that if he doesn't he will give each contestant £100!!!

Round 1
10 - £250,000 WOW!!!!!
The banker calls back and is laughing down the phone!!! Noel slams the phone down!!!
6 - £1,000
9 - 50p
11 - £500
1 - £20,000

The banker wants £100 off each of the contestants as he won the bet!! Noel tells him there is no way! The banker says that Colin has given sage like advice on the wings, and he likes Colin because he didn't buy his own wedding photos!!! He then offers £5,000… Colin says NO DEAL

Round 2
3 - £3,000
Colin gets Jon's name wrong and calls him Jo! So Noel goes over and crosses out the N on Jon's name badge!!!
4 - £35,000
2 - £75,000

It's happened again says Noel, another killer round! Noel asks Colin to answer the phone, as he can't take talking to the banker at the moment! Colin has a chat with him, and tells Noel that he said he hopes that Colin's luck changes, but not too much... The banker then calls back with an offer... He offers £2,500… Colin says NO DEAL

Round 3
21 - £100 Violet has trouble with her box, and Noel sends her to box opening school....
19 - £50,000 OH NO goes Noel - It's a one-box game already!
Colin remains positive
16 - 10p Big cheers
Colin says he feels great at the moment and it's all a wonderful experience with all the contestants, Noel then points to himself! And Colin chips in "And of course meeting you Noel". The Banker offers £7,500… Noel mentions Sarah's game, and how she took the £7,500 at this stage in her game, which is why the banker has made the same offer here. Colin calls his wife down for support, and she tells him she is behind any decision he makes. Colin says NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel builds up the drama for this round
17 - £1 Big cheers
14 - £50 More cheers
22 - £750 Big cheers

Thank goodness says Noel, and he wonders what the offer will be now. The banker is a little unsettled now with the all blue round, and offers £10,000… Noel says that the banker thought he wouldn't have to increase the last offer by too much to get Colin out of the chair. Colin says that is £2,500 for each of his grandchildren, and he calls down his wife. Adam tells Colin not to chase the money, and if the £100,000 goes now he will be doing just that. Colin thanks him for that sound advice... Colin says DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
5 - 1p
13 - £100,000 YES shouts Noel
18 - £10

The Banker would have offered £3,000.

Round 6 - Next proveout
20 - £15,000 Big cheers as the highest red goes
12 - £5,000
8 - £10,000

It’s time for The Banker with £5 and £250 remaining… Colin says I've beaten him, and got the most out of the game. The Banker would have offered £99.99

The banker calls back!! Noel hands the phone to Colin, and Colin laughs down the phone at the banker!!!

Noel opens Colin’s box 7 and reveals £5

Box 15 contains the £250

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Juliah's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the transformation the contestants go through from being on the wings to sitting in the crazy chair! He talks about how Lionel's brain turned to jelly and he lost the chance to win £17,500!!

It’s Juliah’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 17. Noel asks about the ahhhh part of her name! It was her father who gave her the unique twist. She runs through a few of her family pics, and she has her sister in the audience for support, and Noel has a bit of banter with her. Juliah reveals that she would like to swim with dolphins, and her son would love to go into a cage and swim with sharks! Juliah works in credit control, so is used to chasing money… Juliah says she will play the game round by round.

Round 1
20 - £15,000
6 - £5
4 - £50
Noel hopes Juliah is not a neat and tidy person, and takes out the £35,000 next!!
8 - £75,000
3 - £50,000

Noel reminds Juliah's sister that it's not how you start it's how you finish... Noel tells the banker he has just about got over Lionel's game! The banker says he is going to find this game very hard, as he has strong feelings for her! Today he is going to be the Bankahhhhh... He then recites a poem for her… He makes an opening offer of £4,044… Juliah says NO DEAL

Round 2
9 - £750
1 - £20,000
7 - £100

Juliah says she is comfortable at the moment. The banker says you need to watch out for the quiet ones... He then offers £8,088… Joe shouts out "Lets have a big blue round now"… Juliah says NO DEAL

Round 3
Penny gets confused when Juliah asks for the 1p next
10 - £10,000 Newbie Steve
5 - 10p
2 - £250,000 Big groans...

The banker says that Frazer is growing on him now, when he was a pilgrim he called him stupid, but that is changing now... He then offers £5,000… Juliah's sister tells her to just go for it... Juliah says NO DEAL

Round 4
Juliah asks Penny for the 1p
21 - £10 Big cheers
12 - £35,000 Groans as the back up goes, and Noel calls it a one-box game now...
Jackee has a feeling she has either a blue or a low red... Juliah decides to go with her...
19 - 1p

The new psychic says Noel... The banker says that he doesn't want to make Juliah cry, he wants to make her AND her sister cry!!!! He then offers £3,500… Eric provides words of encouragement. Juliah's sister joins her at the pound table. Joe asks if Juliah would risk £3,500 to win £100,000? He says he would, and he thinks she would as well... Juliah says NO DEAL

Round 5
16 - £500
14 - £100,000 Big groans, and the dream has gone says Noel
18 - £1,000

It was a brave decision to play on says Noel, and the banker offers £950… Juliah says NO DEAL

Round 6
15 - £1
22 - £5,000 OH NO shouts Noel...
13 - £3,000

It’s time for The Banker with 50p and £250 remaining, and he offers £72.50… The banker says he was lucky today, and Juliah was unlucky... Noel says that Juliah can join the Dennis club with 50p… Juliah says NO DEAL

Noel opens Juliah’s box 17 and reveals £250

Box 11 contains the 50p

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Lionel's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the world of dreams that the dream factory can produce, and tells us Dave wants to be world Frisbee champion!!! Noel goes on to say the game is all about timing and finding the right time to make the right decision... Can today’s contestant do this?

It’s Lionel’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 20. Lionel Watkins Drew from Banbury, he's a retired print setter, and has his wife Marion in the audience for support. He has a good luck card from his granddaughter. We learn that he has a dream of visiting west Canada. Noel asks Marion if Lionel is a gambler, and she replies that he does have a gamble...

Round 1
12 - £750
15 - £75,000 Groans for that one
Lionel goes for a wander
5 - £1
Lionel goes for another wander as the last one worked
11 - £500
14 - £50

Lionel goes on yet another wander, but Noel follows him and drags him back to the chair for his offer!! The banker says that at last there is someone in the chair with breeding and maturity, unlike the kids of late!! He then offers £8,100… Lionel says NO DEAL

Round 2
7 - £15,000
8 - £10
Lionel whispers to Noel about having a break, as he wonders of we will make Lionel richer, and be dancing on the ceiling!!
10 - £10,000

Lionel again tries to pick another box, until Noel starts shouting at him!!! Noel gets his pen out again and writes 1 2 3 on Lionel... The banker says newbie Frazer looks familiar to him, and asks if he is called Shaun, he replies he is and he was one of the pilgrims in Patrick's game that the banker called stupid!!! The Banker offers £12,500… Lionel says NO DEAL

Round 3
4 - £50,000
Lionel goes for another wander to change his luck
3 - 1p It works
He tries another wander
16 - £100

Lionel goes off for another wander!! Noel follows him around attempting to hit him on the head with the crazy chair!!! The banker advises Lionel to take this next offer of £17,500… Lionel says he knows why it's called the crazy chair now, and he asks for a little sweep. Colin says it's a good board and there is another round there, Joe agrees but also tells him to remain focused... Lionel says NO DEAL

Round 4
19 - £250,000
2 - £100,000 Wow says Noel
Noel asks will Lionel take the £35,000 out and complete a horrible round!!
18 - £35,000 Incredibly bad round says Noel

The worst round possible for Lionel, but he tries to remain positive and says that the
£20,000 is still out there. The banker says that he loves both white and dark chocolate, and he also gets equal pleasure from crushing the older and younger players!! He then offers £750… Lionel says NO DEAL

Round 5
1 - 50p
13 - £3,000 Newbie Frazer
17 - £5

There is still a lot of work to do says Noel, but you can still go away with more money than you have been offered so far... The Banker offers £2,500… The offer is greeted with groans. Lionel goes for a little sweep, and quite a few tell him to go for the £20,000... Lionel says NO DEAL

Round 6
6 - £5,000 That's painful says Noel, and it's a one-box game
21 - 10p Big cheers great that one...
9 - £250

It’s time for The Banker with £1,000 and £20,000 remaining… What a game says Lionel... The Banker offers £7,500… We are in gambling territory now says Noel...

Lionel asks Neil for the question!!! Lionel says DEAL

Noel opens Lionel’s box 20 and reveals £1,000

Box 22 contains the £20,000

Monday, May 28, 2007

Craig's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel says we are pretty up at the moment, and then runs through Sarah's game and talks about how happy she was with her game, although it was revealed that there was life-changing money in the game. He then goes on to talk about how the contestants grow while on the wings, and goes over to Rita who is now a lot taller!!! Well when she stands on her new box!!!

It’s Craig’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 12. Craig is cabin crew with an airline, and Noel asks him if he has done the tea train, where they slide down the aisle on takeoff on one of the trolleys!!! We get to see some picks of Craig's dog and also of his partner who he wouldn't allow to join him for his game!! Noel does the airhostess exits routine before we start!!

Round 1
7 - £750
We learn that Dave is into hypnotherapy!!
8 - £35,000
9 - £10,000
11 - 10p
17 - 1p

Noel asks how big the banker's file is on Craig, he replies that it is bulging with information on him! He tells Noel he has been watching him very closely on the wings!! He then offers £7,470, an airplane theme to the offers today I feel… Craig says NO DEAL

Round 2
5 - £50,000
1 - £5
16 - £250

The banker says that Craig is tricky to read, and offers £7,570… Another aircraft... Noel says an all blue round will change things dramatically!!! Craig says NO DEAL

Round 3
2 - £1,000
18 - £3,000
We don't want a sting in the tail here says Noel. Craig talks about how even numbers play a big part in his life, like they did with Kascey - Although he forgot all about it!!!
21 - £20,000 OHHHHHHH goes Noel

The Banker offers £15,000… Noel asks if its time to go? He points out the exits again!!! Craig goes to Rodney, who replies that there is still plenty of time in the game. Noel tells Craig he can't work out if he is a gambler yet, and Craig gives nothing away.... Craig says NO DEAL

Round 4
19 - 50p
13 - £5,000
Noel says Craig is appearing Mr Cool on the outside, but thinks it's very different inside!!
6 - £1

It's becoming a very neat board says Noel, and also all the banker's power 5 have gone, but Craig still has 3 of his. The banker says he is not happy at the moment, and offers £24,500… Craig says that is a problem... Noel asks him what he is thinking, and he replies he doesn't know... He tells Noel it's more than he earns in a year, and it's a lot of money, but the top 3 also seduce you. Noel tells him that he'll only sit there once and if he can keep some or all of the top 3 in play in the next round the offers will rise. Eric says he thinks that offer is a rough offer, and he should play on, a few more back up this advice. But Adam advises him to deal, as they have seen so many games crash and burn! Noel doesn't like Adam's advice, but the banker calls and says he agrees with Adam. Craig says DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
4 - £250,000 Big cheers for the perfect start
22 - £50
3 - £100 Newbie Violet

The Banker would have offered £22,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
15 - £10 Would have been the perfect start says Noel
10 - £75,000 It's OK says Noel
14 - £100,000 Big cheers

It’s time for The Banker with £500 and £15,000 remaining, and he would have offered £4,500.

Noel opens Craig’s box 12 and reveals £15,000

Box 20 contains the £500

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Sarah's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the different phases the show goes through, and lately it has gone through a cautious phase, but Stephen turned this around on Friday when he went a little further and beat the banker.

It’s Sarah’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 6. Sarah is all excited and Noel puts on a giggly voice!!! Noel likes her top and asks if she would like to swap!!! Sarah says she is a bit ditzy and talks a lot! She has half of the audience in for support today!! Her mum, dad, boyfriend, and friends are all here for support. Her mum tells Noel how she is constantly talking when at home... Sarah's mum and dad own an ice cream business, but she hasn't brought any along today for Noel, much to his disappointment! She has sent the banker a bottle of wine and a cigar though…

Round 1
16 - £5,000
20 - £35,000 Some groans for the first of the power 5
15 - £15,000
5 - 50p Big cheers for the first blue
7 - £20,000

Wow says Noel... Noel tells the banker he had an excellent Saturday until the harness broke!! The Banker says that Sarah should have had her hair cut!! And wants to know where his ice cream is!! Noel really rubs it in about not getting any ice cream at all, and was hoping for just a little tub!! The Banker offers £6,699…Noel uses Gaz's hundreds and thousands ice cream line!! Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 2
10 - £3,000
18 - 10p
11 - £5

That's looking better and also very interesting now says Noel. The banker offers an all over wax treatment at the next break!! He then makes a money offer of £10,000… Sarah asks her mum and boyfriend what they think, and they both reply that she has a great board and to play on... Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 3
19 - £75,000 Big groans for that one
17 - £100
13 - £50,000 OH NO says Noel

The banker says he is worried for Sarah's future and asks what her dream job is. Sarah tells Noel that he will laugh at this, and she wants to be a weather lady. She thinks it's because of her parent's ice cream business!! The banker predicts a bleak and stormy time ahead!! He then offers £7,500… Noel says it's not a bad offer considering the last round, but wonders if it has caused a depression!! Sarah asks for a little sweep of the audience, and they all say NO DEAL. Adam chips in and tells her not to get caught up with everyone’s opinion and play the game she wants to... Sarah says DEAL

Noel says Sarah could go into the hall of fame here as the biggest victory for the banker if Sarah finds out she could have won £250,000! Noel tells us that Sarah told him that she has NEVER had that sort of money before, and in fact she has no money....


Round 4 - Proveout Round
12 - £250 Newbie Jon
2 - £50 No, it's a fabulous round says Noel
1 - £250,000 Big relief there...

Noel asks is that last box enough, or have you missed out on more money. The Banker would have offered £4,000

Round 5 - Proveout Round
21 - £750
14 - £1,000 We need 100 times more than that says Noel
22 - £10,000 NO NO says Noel

It would have been all or peanuts now says Noel, and he's not sure where the offer would have gone now, although the banker has to be honest! The Banker would have offered £7,501

Round 6 - Proveout Round
4 - £500
8 - £10 Rita now has a little box and can see over her box!!
9 - £1

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £100,000 remaining…The banker says this is one of his greatest days if Sarah has the £100,000! He would have offered £17,500… Noel says you blew £17,500 there... Sarah says she would have dealt for the £17,500

Noel opens box 6 and reveals £100,000
Box 3 contains 1p

Sarah says she is disappointed, but she does have the £7,500

Friday, May 25, 2007

Stephen's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel runs through the week so far, and the awkward friction that there was... He then talks about Kascey's dream come true yesterday, where she won enough to have a great wedding. He talks through some of the dreams of the contestants, until he reaches Finn, who dreams of a juicy bone!!

It’s Stephen’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 22. Stephen Green from Carlisle, and Noel says he has an affection for Carlisle as his mum comes from there. We get to see a few pics of his family and grandchildren. He also has a pic of when he was younger, in which he says people think he looks like Noel!

Round 1
4 - £250,000 WOW goes Noel...
13 - £20,000 More groans
20 - £1 Cheers for the first blue
19 - £75,000 What an opening round says Noel
12 - £100,000

That is amazing says Noel, it's almost identical to Jo's game earlier in the week. Stephen remains positive and says he is aiming for the £50,000 now. The banker calls and says he is having a great week now. Noel says he is rolling on the floor in delight now!! Noel talks about Jo's low opening offer earlier this week, and then reveals the banker’s offer of £15.50… It's 50p more than Jo's!!! Stephen says NO DEAL

Round 2
Everyone prepares to wave goodbye to Rita next!!
1 - £500
Stephen tells Noel that he had a good night at the casino last night with Rodney..
15 - 10p
21 - 1p Big cheers and shouts

Noel says it's 3 all with the banker now, regarding their power 5s... The banker says that box 22 has been to the table 22 times now, and 7 times it's had big reds out of the 12 it's brought to the table... Banker offers £4,000… That offers receives boos from the audience! Stephen says NO DEAL

Round 3
17 - 50p
Noel asks Stephen to find the fiver...
9 - £5 He does...
10 - £5,000

Stephen says it's shaping up quite nicely now, and the banker says it's incredible how this has turned around. He reveals that he often nips into the hotel in the evening in a disguise to find out about the contestants!!! He tells Noel that he has found out that Stephen is a magician at the hotel!! But now he is more like Houdini… He then offers
£8,000
… We are slowly cranking it up says Noel. He asks Stephen why he has been offered £8,000, and he replies that it was the amount Jo left with... Eric chips in saying Finn thinks he can still Winalot!!! Stephen says NO DEAL

Round 4
5 - £10,000 That's OK says Stephen
18 - £3,000
11 - £250

Noel wonders if there will be another parallel with this week now... The Banker offers £10,000… Stephen says he has seen some big disappointments on his friend’s faces while on the wings, and he wants to do something for them… Stephen says NO DEAL

Round 5
Now we have a big game says Noel
16 - £100 Big cheers
8 - £750 More cheers
Here we go says Noel, this is the big box...
2 - £10 BIG cheers

What a great time to do an all blue round says Noel, and he likes the idea that Stephen said he wanted to do something for everyone on the wings where they have crashed and burned in their games... The banker says this is a worrying board for him now, and he offers £20,000… Stephen says that is a fantastic offer, and it's a brilliant amount of money. He goes to Rodney and asks is this a gamblers dream? Rodney tells him to DEAL - Joe also tells him to DEAL as he was brave in the last round and was rewarded well... Stephen says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
6 - £50,000 Big cheers as the largest red remaining goes...
3 - £35,000 Newbie Michelle shows the next highest red...
Noel can't believe the £15,000 will go next for perfection....
7 - £15,000 WOW!!!!

It’s time for The Banker with £50 and £1,000 remaining… Noel says imagine if you had said NO DEAL to the last offer, as that would have been a total disaster... Noel asks the banker how sick is he feeling!! The Banker would have offered £400

Noel opens Stephen’s box 22 and reveals £1,000

Box 14 contains the £50

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Kascey's Deal or No Deal Game Report

A howling Noel does the intro today!!!! Noel says for the first time in Deal or No Deal history we have 23 on the wings trying to win the £250,000, and he introduces the newbie Eric with his guide dog Finn.

Round 1
4 - £20,000 That's fine says Kascey, much to Noel's surprise!
9 - £3,000
13 - £35,000 You like your reds goes Noel...
15 - £5,000
19 - £50

That was a bit of shame says Noel. The banker is very excited, as Eric has joined the wings, with Finn the dog, although he is more excited over Finn joining!! He says he would like to tickle his tummy until he rolls over and his legs starts twitching, and he would like to do the same to Kascey!!! He asks if Kascey is a lucky person, and she replies that she is. He then offers £7,391… He makes every number odd to wind up Kascey!! Kascey says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £10,000
Kascey is tempted to go with Rita, but tells her to wait a sec. Noel asks what she sees, and she replies "people and numbers"
7 - £15,000 This is amazing says Noel, you have the top 4 numbers and nothing else!!
1 - £500

Noel tells the banker that his board is amazing, and the banker replies he can't remember a game like this with such a gap in the board. He then says it will be a different game as the offers are just going to hang somewhere in that big gap! He then offers £11,131… Kascey says NO DEAL

Round 3
16 - £100,000 Newbie Eric and Finn - Finn runs over to Kascey and Noel says it's to apologise for the £100,000....
5 - £100
12 - £750

Kascey stays focused on the 3 biggies, and the banker offers £9,999… Kascey says if she can take 3 blues now, it will look a lot more attractive. Noel says it is rare for a player to deal at this point and have a victory. Kascey asks her fiancĂ© to join her, Noel asks if it's extra pressure as they need the money to get married, and they both reply yes. Kascey says NO DEAL

Round 4
14 - 50p Big cheers
17 - £1,000
20 - £250

Kascey is feeling much better now, and her fiancĂ© tells Noel he's feeling fine… The banker says Kascey was very brave to turn down the last offer, and she has now earned an even number offer... He then offers £25,000… A tearful Kascey is ready for the question straight away. Kascey says DEAL

Noel says he will treasure the moment he told her the offer forever as he could see how eager she was to deal as soon as she heard the amount. She tells Noel she has never had that sort of amount ever before.

Round 5 - Proveout round
18 - £50,000 Great start
3 - £5
11 - 10p

Noel says you might have thrown away the chance to be the second £250,000 winner here. The Banker would have offered £41,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
21 - £1 Gasps from the audience
8 - £75,000
You've got to find it now says Noel
22 - £250,000 Big cheers all around the studio

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £10 remaining… He would have offered £1.99

Noel opens Kascey’s box 6 and reveals 1p
Box 10 contains the £10

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Jeff's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel promotes the viewer's competition where the banker has boosted the winnings, as he is desperate to give some money away!! He then talks about Rita who can't see over her box when she opens it!!

It’s Jeff’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 4. Jeff does numerous bows in front of the gameboard, which amuses Noel as it looked like he was bowing to his own name! Jeff is a retired Hotelier, and Noel calls him Basil Fawlty!! Jeff comes from a family of 10, and we get to see a picture of him when he was younger with all his brothers and sisters. Noel talks about Jeff's ability to predict boxes while he was on the wings, and he asks him if he feels anything from his box, Jeff replies that it is too close to him and it needs to be further away! So Noel goes across the studio, but all Jeff will say is that there is money in there...

Round 1
2 - £500
Jeff thinks 11 is shining so he is avoiding it! So he goes to Rita, and Noel gets everyone to wave goodbye to her as she disappears behind her box!!
6 - £1
1 - £50,000 Jeff says that is very good, as the £50,000 has caused problems lately
5 - £10
3 - £50

Jeff says that was a brilliant opening round, as he is not worried about the £50,000. He then turns to the audience and has a chat with them about wearing shorts while at home, and Noel chats away to the banker while he does so.... The banker comments about the large sums of money that Jeff has had while on the wings, and he also has a gift for Jeff and it's a T-Shirt with I Love Me on it!!!! He then offers £11,000… Jeff says he has another round at least in the game, and it’s NO DEAL

Round 2
19 - £15,000
Jeff thinks that the £250,000 is in box 9, as it is jumping out at him
14 - £750
8 - 50p

The banker is furious with Noel!! It's because Noel is telling everyone that he is desperate to give away his money! He tells Noel he is doing so that people at home will win more money than the contestants and rub their noses in it! Jeff waffles on and then picks box 10 before even hearing the offer!!!! The offer is £21,000… Jeff says that is a very serious offer and makes you think… Jeff says NO DEAL

Round 3
17 - £100 Newbie Jackee
20 - £5
Noel says we have not seen a board like this for a very long time
16 - £35,000

There was a strange reaction to the last box. Jeff says it's a shame the £35,000 went as he likes that number and very few contestants have won that amount. The banker calls and says that Matt and Chantelle both won that amount. He is also unsure why Jeff is playing as he thinks he is not interested in playing the game!! He then hangs up without giving an offer!! Jeff tells Noel that he has plans for the money and some of it is going to a charity that he is very fond of. The banker calls back with an offer... The Banker offers £30,000… It's a lot of money says Jeff, and it's a dilemma now. He says he is not going to ask for opinions, and then announces DEAL

Jeff says he has seen the broken hearts when things have gone wrong while on the wings, and he didn't want that to happen today. Noel tells us that very few people who have dealt at the third round with such a strong board have made the right decision.

Round 4 - Proveout round
10 - 1p The perfect start!
7 - £3,000 Not good enough says Noel
21 - £100,000 Still not enough says Noel

The Banker would have offered £41,000… Noel tells Jeff that he thinks almost everyone in the studio thinks he should have went on... Jeff thinks 9 and 11 contain big numbers so he is leaving them…

Round 5 - Proveout round
22 - 10p
12 - £250 That was the last blue!!
13 - £75,000

Noel says he doesn't think that last box was enough... The Banker would have offered £52,000… Jeff says he is disappointed...

Round 6 - Proveout round
18 - £5,000
15 - £250,000 He's off the hook says Noel
Noel says he had a horrible feeling Jeff was going to be one of the shows biggest losers!
11 - £20,000

It’s time for The Banker with £1,000 and £10,000 remaining… The Banker would have offered £4,000… The banker concedes the game to Jeff

Noel opens Jeff’s box 4 and reveals £1,000

Box 9 contains the £10,000

The banker phones back and says he is increasing Jeff's win and sends out a present for him!! It's a T-Shirt that says I LOVE ME!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Jo's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel wonders what sort of person will play the game today, he says that the east wing are particularly brave, and then manufactures some wild stories to describe their bravery!!

It’s Jo’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 11. Jo is a travel agent from Barnsley. She has her husband in the audience for support today, and tells Noel her dream is to be a size 14 and is forever dieting. She has a farting bear for luck!! We get to see a pic of her dog, which is a cross between a Whippet and a Collie, so Noel asks is it called Wally?! The dog actually picked out Jo's numbers for her today...

Round 1
20 - £750
15 - £20,000
10 - £75,000 Groans for that one and Jo says the dog is in the doghouse!
19 - £250,000 The dog is certainly in there now!!!
9 - £100,000 That is amazing says Noel - you will be going in the hall of fame!!

The banker feels a real bond with the bear!! He says he has had a lot of problems with gas as well!! He was worried that Jo would bring a big number to the table today, as she has had high boxes while on the wings. He then offers £15… Jo says NO DEAL

Round 2
22 - 50p Big cheers
17 - £10,000 Newbie Adam - A gasp followed by a groan.....
16 - £250

Noel tells Jo to recalibrate her game now and aim for the £50,000. He tells the banker that Jo is not crushed, and the banker replies that he is not worried at the moment about the game. He offers £3,000… Jo turns to her husband who says there is at least one more round in the game. Jo says NO DEAL

Round 3
Rita next and Noel tells everyone to wave bye to her as she disappears behind her box when she opens it!!
6 - £500
13 - £50 Big cheers
7 - £1 More cheers

Jo gets her much needed all blue round, and she sets the bear off!!! The banker has a chat with Jo, and she asks if he likes what he sees!! She tells him she wants some liposuction, and to go to Vegas, and lots of other things! The banker asks if the bear is scratch and sniff!!! He then offers £5,000…Jo calls her hubby down for some advice… Jo says NO DEAL

Round 4
5 - £ 5,000 Some groans
14 - 1p Big cheers and a Jo loved that one going....
The banker calls!!!! He tells Noel to tell Jo that she may be confident now, but the next box will be £50,000.... Noel then really builds up the drama for this box...
2 - £1,000

The banker is wrong, which Noel shouts down the phone!! He then gets Jo and her hubby to do the same!! The banker talks about how similar this is to Jenine's game… He then offers £8,000… Jo's hubby hints at one more round... Jo says DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
21 - £35,000 Big cheers for an almost perfect start
Jo gets confused over her system!!
8 - £3,000 It's OK, but we need the £50,000 says Noel
18 - £100

The Banker would have offered £8,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
Jo gets her system in a muddle again and discovers that box 3 and 4 should have gone earlier in the game!!
4 - £10
3 - 10p OH NO shouts Noel - Jo would have more blues earlier on if she didn't muddle up her system!!
1 - £50,000 There are big cheers all around the studio

It’s time for The Banker with £5 and £15,000 remaining… He would have offered £4,000… The banker reminds Jo that people with dog based systems never Winalot!!!

Noel opens Jo’s box 11 and reveals £5
Box 12 contains the £15,000

Monday, May 21, 2007

Peter's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel again welcomes us to another week at the dream factory. Noel talks abut how far all the audience travel to see the show, he also then goes along the wings and lets us know where some of the contestants come from.

It’s Peter’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 17. Peter runs a health and fitness centre, and he introduces us to his wife Catherine, who is in the audience to support him.

Peter has no system, although he does have his first 5 numbers picked out.

Round 1
12 - £100,000 Big groans for Rodney's box, and Noel tells him he is off to box opening school tonight!!
15 - £5 Big cheers
5 - £100 More cheers
20 - £50,000 Groans again
13 - 10p

Noel says it's 2-2 in the power 5 stakes after that round. The banker is going to increase the viewer's boxes on Wednesday to £15,000, £20,000 and £30,000, as he is awash with cash after his recent victories!!! He offers £6,021…The £21 is for the 21 blues has had since he has been on the wings! Peter says he is due a red now... Peter says NO DEAL

Round 2
1 - £5,000
6 - £15,000
Noel says we are going to a break now, and asks Peter what he would recommend we do as an exercise during the break!! Peter suggests some sit-ups! Noel then gets Jeff to come out and give us a demonstration
2 - £500

Peter says he has never had a feeling about what is in the boxes, and he is just playing the game as it unfolds. The banker is out of breath as he has been exercising!! He has his heart rate monitor on!! He offers £15,085… The 85 refers to his current heat rate! Peter says that offer is more than he thought it would be... Peter says NO DEAL

Round 3
18 - £1,000
4 - £10
14 - £10,000

Peter thinks the banker's heart rate will be higher than 85 now. The banker says it's now 104!! Noel wonders what will be in front of that number...The Banker offers £20,104… Peter says that is at the bottom end of what he thought the offer would be. The banker then calls back, and says the rate is up to 120 now!! And he raises the offer to £24,120… That's more where he thought the offer would be says Peter... Peter says NO DEAL

Round 4
Peter gets Kascey's name wrong and calls her Stacey! Noel says that will stick now, and keeps calling her Stacey...
19 - 50p
7 - £50
Peter says this is going better than he thought at the moment, and he then waits for Noel to calls a break... Noel is worried about the banker's heart rate, and asks if there is a doctor in the house!! Someone shouts out yes, but Noel then finds they are training at university and are not qualified, and they tell him the best they could do would be to drive the banker to hospital!!!
22 - £250,000 Big groans for that one...

Arghhh says Noel, and it's all changed now. The banker says he is feeling very lucky at the moment. His heart rate is now down to 70... He then offers £12,070…Peter says he would have loved to know what the offer would have been if he kept the £250,000 in play, he reckons it would have been around £35,000. The banker calls and says if he took out £20,000 or lower, it would have been £37,160. Peter's wife joins him at the table, and they both agree that if the £75,000 goes they won't see that offer again. Peter says DEAL

Peter tells Noel that once the £250,000 went the game changed and he couldn't take the gamble...

Round 5 - Proveout round
21 - £1 Almost would have been the perfect start says Noel
3 - £250 This was turning into a great round says Noel
16 - £75,000 Big cheers for newbie Pippa

The Banker would have offered £8,060… You could still get a victory out of this game says Noel

Round 6 - Proveout round
10 - 1p
11 - £35,000
8 - £3,000

It’s time for The Banker with £750 and £20,000 remaining, and he would have offered £8,060. Peter says he would have taken that offer.

Noel opens box 17 and reveals £20,000

Box 9 contains £750

Friday, May 18, 2007

Savvas's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to Friday in the dream factory, and talks about the cuddly game Jenine played yesterday. He then talks about the banker’s tactic of seeding the audience with his employees!!! Noel then goes on to talk about Jeff's box average of £60,000, and says we will be keeping an eye on him.

It’s Savvas’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 9. He has a small soft toy collection on top of the box!! There is a monkey and a hand puppet! We then see a few pics of Savvas's family. He talks about his hat, and says he has been wearing one all the time since the 70's... All the contestants then get out hats and put them on, and even Noel joins in and is wearing a hat

Round 1
16 - £75,000 Newbie Sam - Noel tells her to stop smiling about that
1 - 1p
17 - £5,000
14 - £750
Jeff next and Noel points out the fact he has only had 1 blue in 15 games!
13 - £10 That makes 2 blues for Jeff now

The banker says it was a bad day yesterday, as he was beaten and we also found out about his secret agents!!! Noel asks the banker if he is wearing a hat, and as he isn't, so Noel puts one on the phone! The Banker offers £10,000… Savvas says it's a good offer, but he's not surprised, as the banker knows he will be a worthy opponent… Savvas says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £35,000 Not bad says Savvas, I can live with that...
6 - £100,000 You can't really live with that says Noel
Peter with box 5 next, and Noel asks him about his record with boxes, and he tells Noel that he has had 24 low numbers since on the show... Savvas changes his mind and doesn't go with Peter
18 - £15,000

A terrible round says Noel, and he goes on to say the Banker will have loved that round. The banker says that Savvas is a gambler, but gets the feeling he is not a reckless gambler... And he doesn't like the cautious gambler, which he thinks that Savvas is... Banker offers £15,000… Savvas thought the offer would have been less. He goes to Lynn, who tells him to think of his grandchildren, but she thinks NO DEAL… Savvas says NO DEAL

Round 3
Find the blues now says Noel...
22 - £20,000 Oh no goes Noel...
Peter next, but Noel thinks it's a risk!!
5 - £50
19 - 50p


That is exactly what you needed says Noel, and the Banker offers £17,500… Savvas gets advice from his son-in-law... Savvas says NO DEAL

Round 4
3 - £1,000
4 - £10,000 We didn't want that says Noel
You are thin ice now says Noel!!
7 - £100

Savvas says he will need other people's opinions now, as he is approaching a sticky situation now... The banker says he can't afford for Savvas to go on, and offers £22,500… Savvas asks for advice and Lynn and Jamie advise him to DEAL, as taking out the £250,000 now will result in him chasing the money. Savvas's son-in-law says that if it was a couple of grand more that Savvas would take it without hesitation, so he should really consider this... Savvas says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
21 - £250,000 Unbelievable says Noel, how often does that happen!!
More chants
20 - 10p
11 - £500

The banker says he is really happy that Savvas turned down the last offer!! He then offers £9,000…Savvas says NO DEAL

Round 6
Savvas says he is going to the end now, as he has got to...
8 - £1
12 - £3,000
10 - £50,000

It’s time for The Banker with £5 and £250 remaining, and he offers £90… Savvas says NO DEAL

Savvas says whatever is in the box he will send to charity

Noel opens box 9 and reveals £250

Box 15 contains £5

The banker calls back and doubles the win to £500 as Savvas is giving it to charity

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Jenine's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel runs through Derek's game and his rather large owl, which Noel glad to see the back of!! He says they have seen lots of various lucky charms, and one day will see someone with a hat as a lucky charm, as he walks past Savvas!! Mr Blobby gets a mention as Noel says he won't be bringing one into the studio!!

It’s Jenine’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 9. She says she is feeling a little nervous at the moment. Noel runs through some of Jenine's photos of her family and she has her dad in the audience for support, and she tells Noel that she has no lucky charms today, which is a disappointment for him... Jenine won't write anything in the book, as she doesn't want to give anything away to the banker. She also says she hasn't got a system, and tells Noel she first saw the Australian version of the show, which she tells Noel is a little more glamorous that our version!!! Noel puts on his lucky hat for a bit of glamour!!

Round 1
2 - £75,000 Noel puts on an Australian accent as he thinks Jenine might prefer that!!
7 - 10p
22 - £5
Newbie Rodney next and he says hello Edmonds!! To which Noel replies Rodney you plonker!!!
6 - £1,000
13 - 50p
Banker time

Jenine gets excited as she has destroyed the banker's power 5. The banker is going to make Jenine designer offers as she thinks the show is not as glamorous as the Australian version... He Banker offers £7,500…It's the same opening offer as Derek's, and Noel has a little dig at Jenine saying at least his game had some interesting things that he brought in!! Jenine says NO DEAL

Round 2
17 - £100,000 Groans for that one
12 - £250,000 Jamie is the new daddy now, but he gets Jenine's name wrong!!!
Oh my word says Noel, what a big hole!!! Jenine says there is still a lot of money in the game...

Noel is frozen behind Jenine!! The banker calls and Jenine answers and says that Noel's batteries have gone flat and they need to recharge him during the break...

3 - £250

Noel tells the banker he doesn't have to wind him up, as he feels like a bunny with a tambourine now!! The Banker offers £5,500… Jenine says she assumed it would be around £5,000 and it's a nice offer... Jenine says NO DEAL

Round 3
1 - £50
Noel heard someone shout out blue just before the box was opened and as it worked he asks them to come down and try saying it again...
16 - £3,000 It nearly worked...
15 - £20,000 Some groans for that one

The £20,000 was an important box says Noel. Noel turns around to 4 people sat behind him and tells them to pay attention to the next offer, as he will be coming to them for their opinions! The Banker says that Eva, the person who shouted blue is paid by him, and he knows her as Evil Eva!!! He then offers £5,500… The banker advises Jenine to take the offer, and not make a big mistake. Noel goes to his pundit panel, who all advise Jenine to play on. Jenine calls her dad down for support. Jenine says NO DEAL

Round 4
18 - £10 Big cheers for the blue
Jenine wants to pick Jeff next, but is afraid he has had loads of reds. She decides to go with him though
11 - £15,000 Nope, yet another red for Jeff
Noel wonders if there are others in the audience who work for the banker apart from Evil Eva!! He points out 2 women sat in the corner as likely suspects!!!
Blue chants start
8 - £100

Noel tells the banker that he thinks he has found 2 more likely people who work for him, and the banker replies that there is one more who works for him!! He has that person has been there for around 14 shows and saved him over £800,000!! It's Jeff!! The Banker offers £8,000… It's a nice sum of money says Jenine, but her dad says he's a gambler so don't ask him. Jenine talks about Kirsty's game and how she lost a lot of money in one round, so is a little concerned here. Her dad tells her box 9 is his birthday. Jenine says DEAL

Noel gets out the red box of tissues for Jenine, as she tells Noel she would have liked a bit more, but would have been gutted if she went away with a blue...

Round 5 - Proveout round
19 - £35,000 Big cheers
14 - £500
You've got to find the £50,000 now says Noel
21 - £750 Arhh says Noel

The banker has a message for Evil Eva, and he says her job is on the line now!!! He would have offered £8,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
5 - £50,000 Big cheers and Jenine says she is so happy now...
20 - £5,000
10 - £1

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £10,000 remaining, and he would have offered £2,000

Noel opens Jenine’s box 9 and reveals 1p

Box 4 contains the £10,000

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Derek's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel again welcomes everyone to the dream factory and then talks about Kirsty's game from yesterday and the unfortunate outcome. Noel then introduces the newbie Pauline, and talks of her dream to open her own shoe shop...

It’s Derek’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 2. Noel has to go over and give him a hand to help carry over the enormous owl that he has perched on his box!!!! Noel welcomes Derek to his carboot sale!! Derek tells Noel how the owl sits in the window at home and they dress him up in various outfits throughout the year to support various sporting events! Although he hasn't brought much luck in supporting those events!! Noel puts the owl in front of the gameboard to keep an eye on things. Noel then runs through the numerous jobs that Derek has had throughout his life... Derek says he has trouble remembering things, so has written a lot of his numbers down, he then asks all the audience to call out "Oh dear me" every time a big red is revealed...

Round 1
1 - £100,000 "Oh dear me" is called out
3 - 50p Cheers
4 - £5 More cheers
5 - £750
6 - £75,000 "Oh dear me" Newbie Pauline

Derek says he sees the banker as a chess player... The banker talks about the owl and says it looks like a homeless owl sat in front of the gameboard!! He then offers £7,500… Derek says NO DEAL

Round 2
Derek now wants the audience to say "15 men on a dead man's chest - Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum"
15 - £100
14 - £1,000
Box 16 and the new mummy Karen next, but Derek wants a chorus of "happy birthday sweet sixteen" first!! The audience join in the song, but afterwards Noel asks if the musical theme will be dropped as it's not really working, and Derek agrees...
16 - £10,000 "Oh dear me"

The banker says he thought the owl was going to be the weirdest part of the show!! He then offers £12,500… Derek says it is a good offer, but thinks the banker is now a fisherman, and he wants a bigger worm on the hook... Derek says NO DEAL

Round 3
21 - £250
22 - £1
Noel asks if Derek has thought about getting better glasses as he struggles to read his list!!
20 - £5,000

Noel says that Derek is so busy looking at his list when the boxes are opened that the banker can't see the expression on his face, and hence can't read him at the moment… The Banker offers £19,500… Derek says the worm has got a bit bigger, but he is not yet ready to bite... Derek says NO DEAL

Noel puts on a pair of comedy glasses to try and read Derek's list!!
Round 4
10 - £500
18 - 10p
Derek wants to ask his friend something and then runs over to his owl!! He then calls out bloody owl!!! We then get a nice shot of Derek's slippers!!!!!
8 - 1p Big cheers

Derek says the banker will now change from a fisherman to a hypnotist! The banker reminds everyone of Kirsty's game yesterday where she turned down a good offer... He then offers £26,062… It's the same offer that Kirsty turned down, and Noel says that he is playing games now... Derek says we have to believe that lightening doesn't strike twice and he's a bit of a betting man... Derek says NO DEAL

Round 5
11 - £50,000 "Oh Dear Me" chants Noel... He then asks Derek not to find the £250,000 like Kirsty did yesterday...
12 - £20,000 "Oh dear me" goes Noel again...
13 - £15,000 "Oh dear me"

That was not a good round says Noel... Derek says that the banker is now a croupier, and the banker replies that Derek has had his chips now!!! He offers £30,000… The banker is a little worried that Derek will go all the way now, hence the offer... Noel says he is trying to find out how much of a gambler Derek really is... Derek says this might surprise Noel, and it’s a DEAL

Noel says that offer was pitched very well...
Round 6 - Proveout round
19 - £3,000 "Oh dear me" says Noel...
9 - £250,000 Big cheers and chants of Derek, Derek
17 - £10

It’s time for The Banker with £50 and £35,000 remaining… The banker says he is not happy at the moment!! He would have offered £12,000

Noel opens Derek’s box 2 and reveals £50

Box 7 contains the £35,000

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Kirsty's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the dreams and targets of some of the contestants, Peter wants to own his own business, and newbie Penny dreams of having her name in lights, which Noel promises will happen soon…

It’s Kirsty’s or Dolly Doughnut as is shown on the gameboard today. Kirsty has box 16 today, and gets her Dolly Doughnut nickname because she works in the office for a doughnut company. Noel says Kirsty is single and desperate!!! She tells Noel she is single, but not desperate! Kirsty wants to win enough to visit Australia and follow the sun... Mum and dad are in the audience for support today, and Kirsty says she will ask their advice and then ignore them!!

Round 1
2 - £10 Newbie Penny
5 - £3,000
11 - £35,000 A few groans for that
1 - £20,000 A few more groans.
Noel asks for the 1p to go early
6 - 1p FIX!!!!!!!

Kirsty says it's going OK at the moment... The banker says he has really been looking forward to Kirsty's game, as he has enjoyed so many treats thanks to her! Noel warns him that her mum and dad are in the audience! The banker says he is pleased to see Derek is back on the wings, and goes on to say that every offer today will have a hole in the middle, to keep a doughnut theme running... He then offers£11,011… Kirsty says NO DEAL

Round 2
19 - £750
4 - £50
9 - £75,000

Kirsty says the confetti box is still in play at the minute. The Banker runs through some doughnut favourites - The Bob Marley with Jammin!! - and the one with 100's and 100,000's (A reference to £100,000 Gaz ) He then offers £15,051… Kirsty says NO DEAL

Round 3
20 - £5
8 - £250 Big cheers
A good moment to pull out an all blue round says Noel
22 - £100,000 Big groans for that one

Ohhhhh goes Noel, but he says it doesn't affect the confetti situation... The banker thinks that Kirsty is a very determined person, but says if she is looking for big life changing money, this is already a one-box game... He then offers £15,051…Kirsty says it's a good offer considering the £100,000 going, and her parents both agree, but also say there is more in the game... Kirsty says NO DEAL

Noel asks Joe to go and sit in front of the £250,000 on the gameboard!!
Round 4
10 - £10,000 We wanted to keep that one says Noel
12 - £500
Joe is still sat in front of the £250,000 and Noel says he has a special reward for him if the £250,000 stays in play here...
17 - 50p

Noel runs off stage and brings out a plate of doughnuts for Joe! He says they are
Joe-nuts!! The banker says there are some games where the attitude of the player marries with the gameboard, and he's worried this could be one of those games... He offers £24,042…

Kirsty says she is speechless at the moment, which is not normally the case! Noel does a little sweep and they all says it's a fantastic offer, but some think she should play on, and others are more cautious... The banker calls back!! He now offers £26,062... Noel talks about how the banker has used the figure of £26,000 recently to get so many players out of the game...

Kirsty asks if that raise changes anything, there is very little response. She asks Jeff if he is getting any vibes from box 16, and he replies that it feels sexy!! Savvas tells Kirsty she doesn't need a sexy box, but she needs a box with money in!! Noel again asks the question, and before he can finish the banker phones again!! This time it's £26,062 + a plaque that says 'I didn't make a fool of myself on national TV'!! Kirsty says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
18 - £50,000 The chants turn to groans and Noel calls it a one-box game now...
More chants
15 - £250,000 Big groans
14 - £1,000

It's not good news coming says Noel... The banker says he will give Kirsty a plaque that says ‘I did make a fool of myself on national TV’!! He then offers £1,500… Kirsty says NO DEAL

Round 6
3 - £5,000 Totally all or peanuts now says Noel
13 - 10p
Blue chants start
21 - £15,000 BIG GROANS and what a crash says Noel

It’s time for The Banker with £1 and £100 remaining. He tells Kirsty that she will go into the Hall of Fame if she takes this next offer, as it would be the lowest offer ever taken... The banker offers £19.99…Kirsty says NO DEAL

Noel opens Kirsty’s box 16 and reveals £100

Box 7 contains the £1

Monday, May 14, 2007

Belinda's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us again to the dream factory, and says we are all recovering from PJ's game and his entrance to the 1p club. He talks about the unique ending where the banker made a bonus offer, of matching the viewer's box for PJ and him ending up with an additional £15,000.

Belinda has box 17 today, with a giraffe sitting on top with a small red box with 15 on it!! Belinda is a little shocked at being chosen so soon, she tells us the giraffe is called Noel and her lucky number is 15 (another swap on the cards??) Belinda is the current mummy of the group and Noel is worried about the curse of the mummy!! We learn she is a mobile hairdresser, and she also has her daughter Melissa in the audience for support today.

Round 1
Derek is still ill today...
1 - £100,000 Groans for the first power 5
10 - £35,000 Noel asks if we have another player with a red fetish!!
11 - £50 Cheers for the first blue
12 - £5 More cheers
22 - £250

Belinda says she is feeling good at the moment. Noel tells the banker that Belinda has Noel the giraffe and her daughter here for support today. Belinda tells the banker that she has polish in her hairdressing kit for his bald head!! The banker says that her opening round was terrible, and offers £5,000… Belinda says NO DEAL

Round 2
14 - £750
3 - 50p Newbie Lionel
Noel pleads for the 1p now and promises a big sticky kiss to Kirsty if she reveals it next!!!
16 - £100

Noel says he was all puckered up there for Kirsty!!! The banker says he is not happy with the 6 blues in a row now, and offers £13,500… Now we are motoring says Noel, and Belinda says it's a very good offer, and her daughter agrees as well... Belinda says NO DEAL

Round 3
19 - £500
You are the doorstep of the hall of fame here with the run of blues says Noel...
13 - £5,000
18 - £10

It's good isn't it says Belinda, and Noel replies It's very, very good. The banker says he can't believe it, at how strong the board is. He wants to talk to Belinda's daughter, and Belinda tells her to be wary of him and be cautious!! Oh dear says Melissa, and he thinks she is the brains of the operation and she needs to impose her wisdom on mum... Banker offers £20,000… Belinda asks Craig what he thinks, he says it's a good offer but there is still more in the game. Belinda's daughter says the banker said it could all fall down like a house of cards!! Belinda says NO DEAL

Round 4
21 - £1
9 - £250,000 That is a spectacular fall says Noel
6 - £10,000

Noel says the banker will tell them that Belinda will have a big run of reds now!! He calls and does say that!! He then offers £12,500… Noel asks Belinda's daughter if she would deal, and she tells him she is not going to say, and then tells him to stop playing mind games with her!! Belinda says NO DEAL

Round 5
5 - £20,000
8 - £3,000
Belinda calls on her lucky number next…
15 - 10p It works

Noel talks about the 1p still being left late in the game for the second day running...
The banker concedes that the game has swung in Belinda's favour now, and offers £21,000… Oh wow says Belinda, and Jo confirms it's a great offer, but is worried that if Belinda takes out the large amounts it's game over. Noel asks Rita what she would do, and she says she is not going to tell him, as she doesn't want to give anything away to the banker… Belinda says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
20 - £15,000 Not good enough says Noel
2 - £1,000
7 - 1p There are groans all around the studio

It’s time for The Banker with £50,000 and £75,000 remaining, and he would have offered £61,000

Noel opens Belinda’s box 17 and reveals £50,000

Box 4 contains the £75,000

Sunday, May 13, 2007

PJ's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel again welcomes us all to the dream factory, and hopes we can all celebrate a great victory today. He then says they have decided to change the selection process for choosing new contestants for the show in an effort to get a style of player who can continually beat the banker!! He then introduces the newbie Joe who is a former bodyguard and is now training to be a fitness instructor, he hopes Joe will be the sort of player to spank the banker!

It's PJ's turn to take the walk of wealth today and he does so with box 19. Noel introduces PJ, who we find out is called Paul Johnson. We get to see a pic of his 3 children, and learn that his wife is unable to be with him today and she is home looking after the children. PJ has a crystal with him, and we he tells us how he thinks there is something spiritual in the game as psychic Sarah demonstrated in helping Laura win her £250,000. He tells Noel that Lynn has his lucky number 4 today, and box 19 means nothing to him. Derek is not on the wings today as he is ill...

Round 1
2 - 50p
11 - 10p
9 - £10,000
15 - £750
8 - £35,000

That's good and I'm happy says PJ. Noel says the banker probably has a bit of a headache today, as it was his birthday yesterday! He shouts down the phone HOW ARE YOU??!!! He says that there probably weren't that many people at his party, as everyone hates him!!! The banker says he had a number of presents from the contestants! Noel replies, "Oh you mean bribes!" PJ reveals that he was one of the contestants to send the banker a present, although he didn't know he was playing today, and Noel calls him a creep!! PJ tells Noel that he gave him 2 albums and they were Noel's funny phone calls Vol 1 & 2! Noel says they weren't top 10 material!! The banker says that phones have dominated Noel's career, and he agrees and then rolls off the Swap Shop phone number 01 811 8055!! Noel apologises as the banker then offers a swap of his own, and doesn't offer PJ any money, instead he can SWAP his box. PJ accepts the SWAP and chooses his favourite number 4, so Noel does the box swap and PJ will now be playing with box 4...

Round 2
13 - £1
1 - £5,000
Noel talks about how PJ seems to have bonded strongly with a number of contestants, and PJ replies that it is difficult to express how much the show affects you, and how life changing it is...
18 - £250

Noel says you can start to believe that something special is happening today. The banker says he knew that PJ would take the swap, and how that swap can dramatically change the course and feeling of the game, as if a low number is revealed in box 19 it swings to PJ, but if a high number is revealed it swings to the banker! The banker offers £15,000. PJ says if he walked out with £15,000 he would feel very happy, but looking at the strong board he will play on. PJ says NO DEAL

Round 3
12 - £100
Noel says he can't believe how well PJ is doing...
16 - £10
5 - £50,000

That was a shame says Noel, and PJ agrees, although he says he still has 3 of the power 5 in play. The banker talks about the aura that Shahid had in his game, and how PJ has a similar feel. Banker offers £20,000. PJ says this is where the deep breathing starts, and he goes to Lynn for some advice, she replies that PJ is a great bloke and they both know what he is going to do. PJ asks if he is that predictable, and gets the audience to stand up if they know what he is going to do, they nearly all stand, and PJ can't believe he is that predictable!! PJ says NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel builds up the tension that a good round here will produce a massive offer
17 - £15,000
14 - £100,000 That's a shame says PJ, and Noel replies that it is finely balanced now...
Blue chants start
10 - £250,000

What a round says Noel, both the top values going! He then says that the banker now has the upper hand in the game, and PJ agrees. The banker thanks PJ for the second of his birthday gifts! He offers £6,000... PJ says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
22 - £500
7 - £50
21 - £5

PJ gets a much needed all blue round, and Noel says that was at just the right time. PJ says he feels a lot better now. Noel talks about the 1p still being in play, and PJ asks how many members there are of the 1p club. Noel replies that we shouldn't be going down this road, but at the moment there are 9 members, and the next person takes it into double figures. He then asks why the number 4 means so much to PJ, who replies that he was born on the 24th March 1964, and his daughter is 4, and Noel asks if he plays golf!! Banker offers £12,444... This is tricky now says PJ, and Colin says he is worried as the 1p is still there... PJ says NO DEAL

Round 6
PJ says he has got to leave box 19 until the end, and he says he is scared of using it now even though he swapped it earlier
6 - £1,000
3 - £3,000
You've got to find the 1p now, and he wonders if Lynn has it, or did PJ swap and bring the 1p to the table!! The banker calls, and PJ says I've still got one more box! The banker says that he feels the 1p is in box 19!

20 - £20,000

Banker time with 1p and £75,000... The banker says he is gripped by this game now, and Noel replies we are all gripped. The banker says he is tempted to offer something, and Noel tells him he can't! PJ says he could do it couldn't he! The banker offers the SWAP, and the chance to swap back to PJ's original box 19! There is NO money offer!! That offer stuns the whole studio!! The banker then phones back and wishes PJ the best of luck!! There are gasps of shock all over the studio as they expected a money offer there!! PJ starts to struggle with this decision, and Savvas tells him he reckons there will be another phone call just as Noel asks the question! Noel tells him NO that's it, that's the final offer. PJ says NO SWAP

Noel tells PJ that the banker has played one of the most ghastly games ever today!

Noel opens box 4 and reveals 1p - The audience is in total shock and the contestants break down in tears, Noel says he is so sorry for that result.

Box 19 contains the £75,000

Noel says that PJ is now the 10th member of the 1p club. The banker then phones back and says he is so grateful for the birthday gift that PJ gave him, that PJ will go away with 1p, BUT also with whatever is revealed in the viewer's competition box!! That is a potential £15,000 extra.

Noel asks the audience who would like to pick the box number, no one stands at first, as they don't want to be responsible for the outcome!! Eventually one person stands and chooses box 3. It is opened and reveals £15,000!! The whole studio goes wild!!!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Den's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel again welcomes us to the dream factory and talks about the sense of anticipation in the studio of a possible big win.

It’s Den’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 5. She gets off to a bad start as she places the box on the table the wrong way around!! She is also worried that she won't be able to climb onto the chair!! Noel talks about her job as a bra fitter, and she says that really her ideal job is to be a men’s underwear fitter!! Den has a little red box with a lucky feather in, although she got the feather from a bird that her cat killed!!! Den then has a pop at Noel's feet and his shoes! She says he has long toes and it sometimes makes the end of his shoes turn up!!

Round 1
Den has a list of numbers she has picked out, but has looked at them again and thinks she will keep some until the end... Noel wonders off and puts on some ear defenders and reads a paper while she waffles on!!

13 - £250,000 The worst possible start!!!
1 - £3,000
Den talks about Jo's underwear before asking her to open box 19...
19 - £1,000
Noel tells Den to get off the reds now!!
21 - £20,000 This is amazing says Noel, will we get a 2nd day of an all red opening round!
20 - £100

We managed to avoid the all red opening round says Noel, and he is relieved as the banker calls and stops Den mid waffle! The Banker has an offer for the audience and not Den - it's a rope, a sack, and a canal!! The audience say DEAL!! He then offers Den £8,008… Noel says Den should feel good about that offer, as the banker wants rid of Den!!! He then says with a quick whip around, the offer could be topped up and a deal made at the first offer!!! Den says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - 1p The perfect start to the second round - And Craig gets the big sticky kiss
Lynn next, who forgets Den's name!!
12 - £10,000 Groans for that one, and Noel says this is not working out well...
Savvas next, or Savros as Den calls him!!
8 - £50,000 Big groans for that one...

The banker sticks, and offers £8,008… Den thanks the banker for the offer, and Savvas says it's a very good offer, but Den can squeeze a bit more out of the game... Den says NO DEAL

Round 3
18 - £5,000 The reds are whittling away says Noel, and he doesn't like it
15 - £10 Yes, says Noel and he wants another one...
14 - £250

Den gets caught up in her game and starts to choose another number before Noel stops her, she replies that she best sit down and wait for the banker then! The banker thinks he is now not just playing Den, but all the other contestants, as they are really behind her now... He then offers £10,000… Den thinks there is at least another round in the game... Den says NO DEAL

Round 4
3 - £5 Big cheers
9 - £100,000 Big groans, followed by a deathly silence...
Noel is a little concerned that Den and everyone has gone a little flat now, but Den hypes up the audience...
10 - £1 Yes, Yes, Yes goes Den

It looks alright to me says Den, and she's happy with the game at the moment. The Banker says the average for the board has gone down now, and he sticks with his last offer of £10,000… Den says she is surprised at how good all the offers have been so far today, and she has to consider this now. Den says NO DEAL

We're here to play the game says Noel, and it was a brave decision...

Round 5
4 - £35,000 ARGGHHH says Noel
11 - £750 Cheers for the blue and Noel wants one more
7 - £50 - Newbie Karen

It's an interesting average on the board now says Noel, and the last decision looks a good one. He says the banker will be worried that Den will go all the way now. The banker says he is tempted to stick again... He offers £12,500… Is that enough for you now asks Noel, or are you here to play the game? Den says she has not come here to go away with a blue... Den says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
16 - £500 Noel tells of the audience who start to clap!!
22 - £75,000 YES shouts Noel, that's it, that was the vital one...
17 - 10p

It’s time for The Banker with 50p and £15,000 remaining… He would have offered £5,000

Den thinks 50p is in her box 5...

Noel opens Den’s box 5 and reveals 50p

Box 6 contains the £15,000

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Paul's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about Shahid's game yesterday, and how he remained composed throughout, even though the banker tried a few games on him. Jeff gets a mention for his mystic abilities in Shahid's game where he correctly predicted where the £250,000 would be, and wonders if he can keep up his recent run of correct predictions.

It’s Paul’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he has box 16. He says it's a bit of a shock, and Noel says I can see that by the way you are dressed!!! Paul is a taxi driver, and has his wife Kerry in the audience for support today. We learn that they met while at work, and Noel notices that Kerry is wearing lots of bangles and gets her to jangle them for him!! We also get to see a pic of Paul's children.

Round 1
6 - £5,000
15 - £75,000 Groans for the first of the power 5
8 - £35,000
20 - £20,000
Paul says he has got to find a blue
10 - £250,000 Big Groans - Newbie Paul B

That is a terrible opening round says Noel. The Banker wonders with his birthday approaching on Saturday, is he getting too old for the job!! He thinks that Paul makes his wife wear all those bangles so he always knows where she is!!! He then offers £999. Paul says NO DEAL

Round 2
14 - £1,000
Six in a row says Noel, and he says they have never had anyone clear a whole side of the board yet!!!
17 - £3,000
Noel says that 8 reds in a row is the record, and will Paul equal it?
19 - £250 Big cheers for the first blue...

The banker has sussed Paul's problem and it is that he is a bad timekeeper and doesn't know what day it is, as he 's given him a great birthday present so far, although his birthday is on Saturday. He then offers £3,500. Paul says NO DEAL

Round 3
12 - £1
9 - £10,000
4 - £100

Paul says he could have done without losing the £10,000 there. Noel points out that he could still have the £100,000 in his box, and he also has a nice backup with the £50,000. The banker says there is a good chance of Paul having a blue, as there are so many left, and he then offers £7.500. Kerry says it's a good offer for the board, but Paul can turn this around after the next round. Paul says NO DEAL

Round 4
2 - 50p Big cheers
Noel says that promising a big sticky kiss has worked in the past when looking for the 1p!!
5 - £15,000 Oh No says Noel!!
Jeff talks about Graeme's game and how he turned things around and went away with over £100,000... Noel points out that Jeff has predicted box 7 has the 1p.
Blue chants start
21 - 10p BIG CHEERS

That's better says Paul, and Noel replies that you can start to believe there will be a massive turnaround now. The banker says that Paul will never get to the final of £50,000 and £100,000, as he will make the offers difficult for Paul, and he then offers £10,000. Paul's wife tells him to ask people for their opinion, but to check with her afterwards before deciding anything!! Noel tells her to come down and ask them herself!!! She does and goes over for a chat with Den. Noel weighs up the pros and cons of walking away now, or playing on... Paul says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
11 - £50 The chants turn to cheers
1 - 1p More cheers, but Jeff was wrong - Noel wonders if 7 has the £100,000 instead...
Blue chants
3 - £10 Big Cheers

Paul's wife says she should have been playing!! The Banker offers £20,000… Paul's wife says that is near their target, and Paul tells her to sush as the banker is listening!! Den tells Paul the only way he will get the big money is if he is brave and takes the gamble, but to remember what the flipside is... Paul says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
18 - £5 The perfect start if you had the courage to play on says Noel
13 - £50,000
7 - £750

It’s time for The Banker with £500 and £100,000 remaining, and he would have offered £33,000… That's OK says Kerry as she expected it would have been higher than that. Paul says he would have dealt there.

Noel opens box 16 and reveals £100,000... You blew it BIG TIME says Noel!! Paul replies that he would have NEVER got that far anyway.

Box 22 contains the £500

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Shahid's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel says the audience are really pumped up today, and he thinks they had better stop feeding them raw meat!! He plugs the viewer’s competition for today which has a top prize of £50,000. He then runs through the wings again and gives us some of their dreams, and also introduces the newbie Rita.

It’s Shahid’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 5. Shahid is a self-employed music producer, and he tells Noel a little about this. He then shows Noel a picture of him a few years ago when he weighed 18 stone, and how he knows a few people won't recognise him from then. Noel asks if he can give the banker a few tips for weight loss!! Shahid has a flannel from the hotel, and tells Noel a story of how 2 birds flew into his room and built a nest, he believes this could bring him some luck in some way... Noel tells Shah to win a shed load of money...

Round 1
7 - £20,000 Receives groans
20 - £1 Big cheers
6 - £100,000 More groans
15 - £250 More cheers
17 - £1,000

Noel prompts tubby to make the call!! He tells the banker to put the pies down and answer the phone!! The banker has a little dig at Shahid's lucky charm of the part bird’s nest! He also says that Shahid is so cute he could bite him!! He then offers £7,100. The £100 is for the weight that Shahid lost a few years ago, and Shahid replies you can't put that into money and has a pop at the banker!! The banker calls back and takes off the £100!! So the offer now stands at £7,000. Shahid says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £50,000 Groans as a money ladder appears in the reds
PJ tells Shahid not to pick him!!
13 - 10p
14 - £3,000

You can still be our first male £250,000 winner says Noel. The banker says he thinks him and Shahid have got off on the wrong foot, and he says he can get down with the kids and he has even put a hat on!! He then offers £100!! Noel says the banker is trying to break Shahid's cool exterior, and Shahid replies that he is just being himself, and there is no fake front he is showing… Shahid says NO DEAL

Round 3
22 - £100
10 - £750
18 - £5,000

Noel says the ideal thing about that round was that the £250,000 stayed in play. The banker says he tried to unsettle Shahid with that last offer, but failed and thinks that
Shahid is bulletproof! He offers £20,000… Shahid says he really appreciates that offer, and it could change a lot... Shahid says NO DEAL

Round 4
Shahid asks Derek if he feels anything, and he replies that at 19 Shahid was large, so think about that, so Shahid leaves him for the moment.
16 - 1p Big cheers
21 - £500 More cheers
Jeff next, but he is worried as he has had lots of boxes over £50,000!! Shahid gets a little concerned, and Noel goes over to Jeff and asks him if he knows where the £250,000, he replies he does and Noel gets him to write it down in the book. Shahid changes from Jeff now...
4 - £10 Big cheers

Noel talks to Jeff about the feelings he gets, and then Shahid tries to pick another box, but Noel stops him. The banker says there is something about Shahid, and offers £32,000… Noel says that is a massive offer, and Shahid replies that he is seriously thinking about this offer. Savvas tells him to think seriously about this offer, as he will start taking the reds out very soon. Shahid says NO DEAL

Round 5
19 - £5 Big cheers
Blue chants start
9 - £50 Newbie Rita - The audience go wild and only 1 blue remains!!
Noel says if you can pull off an all blue round now, we will have to re build the roof!!!
2 - £75,000 Big groans and a WOW from Noel

Noel says it was asking a huge amount to get an all blue round there, and he builds up the chance of winning the £250,000 again. The banker says he is not sure if he will make it to his birthday on Saturday at this rate!! He then offers £44,000… Shahid asks if anyone wants to say anything, and Kirsty replies that he has been very intuitive and to keep up with that. Shahid gives a little speech and says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
Jeff reckons box 11, his own box has the £250,000...
11 - £250,000 Jeff is right!!
8 - £10,000
1 - £15,000

It’s time for The Banker with 50p and £35,000 remaining, and he would have offered £14,000… Shahid says he would have taken that.

Noel opens box 5 and reveals £35,000

Box 3 contains the 50p

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Alison's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us again to the dream factory, and tells us he can make our dreams come true with the viewer's competition. He plugs a special competition tomorrow where the top prize is £50,000 to mark the Banker's birthday on Saturday. Noel runs through the wings and tells us some of the contestant's dreams.

It’s Alison’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 10. She is a mobile hairdresser and has a dream to get married to her partner. We get to see a few piccies of her son and her partner. Noel asks her what her attitude to risk is, and she replies she will be going for it today. She has a few lucky numbers that she will be saving until the end.

Round 1
1 - £15,000 A few groans, but Noel says it's early days yet.
Noel takes the Mickey out of Alison as she asks PJ what he feels about his box, he reckons she sounds like Mrs. Merton...
9 - £250,000 Oh NO NO NO says Noel
7 - £5,000
3 - £5 Big cheers for the first blue of the game
13 - £50,000 More groans

Alison says she would have liked to have taken out a few more blues in the first round. Noel reveals that Alison's lucky number is 8, as it relates so much to her son, and Noel also points out that it's the 8th today. The banker talks about his birthday on Saturday, and he's not happy with the £50,000 on offer to the viewers!! He then offers £4,444… Noel says that's James' exit fee for yesterday! He then asks what a wedding costs nowadays, and Alison replies £10,000-£15,000… which shocks Noel! Alison says NO DEAL

Round 2
12 - 50p
19 - £1
4 - £100,000 BIG GROANS

The Banker says he feels sorry Alison now as all her dreams are shattered, and offers
£6,666
. We can still turn this around says Noel, and Alison agrees and says she is due an all blue round now. Alison says NO DEAL

Round 3
11 - 1p Big cheers
5 - £100
21 - £35,000 Groans

That was stacking up well says Noel, and he encourages Alison to remain positive. The Banker says that none of us can read the board and understand the game now, as his last offer was dismissed to easily! He then offers £6,666. Noel asks how close that gets Alison to her dreams, and is it an attractive offer, she replies that she thought the offer would have gone down, but thinks she is still due an all blue round though. Alison says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start
16 - £50
More chants
20 - £75,000 The chants turn to groans...
Noel says that £20,000 can still get you a good wedding, and we can turn this game around.
14 - £750

Noel says it's balanced, and will be tricky to call now. The banker says that Alison is wonderful and everyone else is a bunch of idiots as they thought the last offer was too low and again dismissed!! He offers £3,333… That offer receives lots of groans. Noel waffles on for a while and then the banker calls back to speak to Alison!! He tells Alison to get out now, as you don't always get out of life what you want. Alison says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants
22 - £3,000 Receives groans, but Noel says it's OK
More chants
2 - £1,000
Noel says you have put yourself in a powerful position, as this has to be blue now!!
17 - £250 Big Cheers

That could have been a heart breaker of a round says Noel. The banker has a go at Noel for talking Alison into playing another round!! Noel tells the banker to make a good offer now... The Banker offers £6,000… Alison asks for a sweep, and it's a mixture of replies. Noel talks about the £6,000 being real money. Alison says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
15 - £10,000 Big cheers
6 - 10p Newbie Jamie
18 - £20,000 BIG CHEERS

It’s time for The Banker with £10 and £500 remaining, and he would have offered £160… Alison says she would have played on....

Noel opens box 10 and reveals £500

Box 8 contains the £10