Welcome to donduk. A refuge for those who enjoy Deal or No Deal, the hit Channel 4 gameshow hosted by Noel Edmonds. The award winning gameshow Deal or No Deal has become a big hit for Channel 4 and marks a sensational return to our screens of Noel Edmonds.

Deal or No Deal is enjoyed my millions of viewers daily, where the contestants battle with The Banker to try and win a jackpot of £250,000. Here at donduk you will find full daily reports of each show, as well Deal or No Deal news and specials. Deal or No Deal although initially appearing very simple in format of just opening a few boxes for the chance to win some big money prizes, actually has some potentially complex decisions to be made at points throughout the show, the contestants occasionally try complex or simple gameplay in an attempt to give them an edge in beating the Banker.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Barnaby's Deal or No Deal Game Report 29/07/11

Barnaby has box 1. Barnaby is a supermarket supervisor, and is also a full-time rocker with a band, and he talks about how they all meet up to perform. He has his lead-singer in the audience. Noel says Barnaby looks and sounds a bit like a young Mick Jagger. Barnaby shows a pic of the rest of his band, and he shows a lucky guitar piece that he has with him.
Round 1
17 - Kirsty - £50
8 - Wayne - £10
12 - Charlotte - £100,000
20 - James - £100
16 - newbie Nyomi - £20,000

Banker time
The banker says he knew Mick Jagger when he was younger, and he needs to keep his metal with Barnaby.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Barnaby says
NO DEAL

Round 2
13 - Gurpal - £10,000
Barnaby goes for Loz and talks about the way he opens his boxes.
10 - Loz - 1p
Loz carries Barnaby to the bike-shed to give him a kiss! Noel then starts to play an air-guitar!
6 - Rich - £75,000

Banker time
The banker gets Noel to play his air-guitar a bit more, and he says it was more Doubtfire than anything!

Banker's offer:
£12,500

Barnaby says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Rosie now, and she says she likes rock concerts as it makes her dance funny, so she gives a demonstration while Noel and Barnaby do some rocking.
19 - Rosie - £500
Fred now, and he says he likes country and western, and particularly Elvis! The banker rings and says Elvis is the king of rock and roll and not country and western!
4 - Fred - 10p
Noel gets Fred to go into dunce's corner and wear the dunce's hat...
15 - Berni - £50,000

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£7,500

Barnaby says
NO DEAL

Round 4
14 - Danielle - 50p
2 - Katie - £1,000
7 - Debbie - £250,000

Banker time
Noel says he thought Barnaby was going to pull this off. The banker says "rock and roll" and says he got lucky after the last offer. He says Barnaby's target is £35,000 and Barnaby says that's right.

Banker's offer:
£4,000

The banker says he was going to offer £3,500 but decided to nudge it up a little. Barnaby talks about how the band needs money for equipment etc.

Barnaby says
NO DEAL

Round 5
18 - Andrew - £5,000
11 - Paul - £250
5 - Chris - £5

Catapult time

Noel runs through the catapult twist...

The player has to catapult a ball of paper across the studio into a bin.

The player gets 1 practice shot, then they decide whether to have 4 shots or 2 shots.

If they choose 4 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday. If they miss, then they carry on as normal.

If they choose 2 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday and get an offer after every box. But if both shots miss, the banker looks in the player's box.

The banker allows Andrew to give Barnaby some advice and stand with him while he does the shots.

Barnaby takes a practice shot but misses. He decides to go for 2 shots.

Barnaby misses the 1st shot.

Barnaby misses the 2nd shot.

Barnaby's box gets taken away for the banker to have a look in.

Banker time

Noel reminds us that the banker told the truth when he looked in Alphonso's box. Barnaby's box is returned with the banker's black seal on it. The banker says he likes Barnaby and is a big music and guitar fan, and he's not going to lie. He says Barnaby's got a blue in his box, so he's not sure how to play this one.

Banker's offer:
£2,000

The banker says he wanted to offer over-the-odds to ensure Barnaby doesn't go to the end and swap. Barnaby says his band has a song about Red 9, which is why he's left box 9. Andrew says Barnaby hasn't come here for £2,000.

Barnaby says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Candi's ill today so Paul opens her box.
21 - Candi (opened by Paul) - £3,000
3 - Sharleen - £750
22 - Becky - £35,000

Banker time with £1 and £15,000 remaining...

The banker says again that he's not lying, and Barnaby has £1 in box 1.

NO MONEY is being offered.

Banker's offer:
SWAP

Barnaby has always said he wouldn't swap.

Barnaby says
NO SWAP

Barnaby wins £15,000 from his box 1.

The other contestants rush out to congratulate Barnaby.

Box 9 with Keith contains the £1

Noel says that was an amazing bit of courage to go against the pressure of the banker.

Noel announces that's the end of term, and DoND will return on Monday 29th August, with Noel's Hall of Fame in the meantime.

We then get to see some clips of DoND from this season...



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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Jade's Deal or No Deal Game Report 28/07/11

Jade has box 22 today. Jade is a dancer/performer, and Jade says she has been dancing since about 4. Jade shows us a picture of her performing with an angle grinder! Although Jade says that she did catch fire to herself once! Noel says that JAde brought 2 unusual things to her DoND audition, and also along today, one is a picture of her late nan dressed as a Christmas tree and also some of her nan's ashes!

Round 1
1 - 10p Rosie
2 - £1,000 Kirsty
Noel apologises for not saying that Candi is not here today as she is ill
4 - £5 Charlotte
5 - £750 Wayne
6 - £20,000 Barnaby

Banker time
That wasn't too shaby says Jade. The Banker asks why no one believes him when he tells the truth, as he told Alphonso he had a red in his box. The Banker says hi to Jade's nan.

Banker's offer:
£11,500

Jade says she is so tempted to deal and then just chill for the rest of the show

Jade says
NO DEAL

Round 2
11 - £500 Debbie
This is feeling good and looking grand says Noel
10 - £5,000 Becky
13 - £100,000 Newbie Katie

Banker time
The Banker says that Jade has a classic situation here, as she had such a strong start the £100,000 hasn't really hurt her.

Banker's offer:
£11,500

Jade says that it is amazing to think she could just walk away now with £11,500

Jade says
NO DEAL

Noel says that Jade would love to have her own dance studio, and also buy her own house with her boyfriend, who is in the audience for support.

Round 3
17 - £50,000 Rich
21 - £15,000 Chris
12 - 50p Loz

Banker time
The Banker says that it is an interesting board now, as Jade has created a ladder and that isn't usually good for the contestant.

Banker's offer:
£13,000

That is amazing says Jade, she then asks for any advice apart from saying this could go one way or the other, as she already knows that. Andrew thinks there is one more round in this. Jade says she is really lucky to have that board, and she finds she is a really lucky person.

Jade says
NO DEAL

Round 4
7 - £35,000 Berni
3 - £10,000 Andrew
You need that penny now says Noel
19 - 1p James

Banker time
Jade says that is brilliant. The Banker says that the 1p saved Jade from dropping considerably

Banker's offer:
£11,000

Sharleen tells Jade to consider this, as that is good money. Kirsty says that there are still 6 boxes to aim for. Noel reminds Jade about the catapult twist at 5-box where she could win herself a holiday. Jade asks the pilgrims who would deal. Her boyfriend asks her what would she be more gutted with, going home with a blue or missing out on bigger money, Jade says she would be gutted with a blue.

Jade says
DEAL

Noel says that you can tell by Jade's body language that she wasn't totally comfortable with that decision. Noel says that offer and decision and has totally spilt the Dream Factory

Round 5 - Proveout round
14 - £75,000 Fred
Ohhh imagine if she had gone on says Noel
20 - £10 Danielle
15 - £250 Gurpal

Banker time
Oh dear, dear, dear, dear says Noel. The Banker says that he thinks Jade would be scared here, and Jade says that she would have dealt whatever this would be!

Banker's offer would've been:
£9,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
Jade asks if she could have a go at the catapult as she would have really liked to have 1 go at it. The Banker calls and says that she can't as she took the last offer. The Banker then says he will think about it.
16 - £3,000 Candi
9 - £100 Paul
18 - £250,000 Keith

Banker time with £1 and £50 remaining

Banker's offer would've been:
£9

Noel opens Jade's box 22 and reveals £1

Sharleeen with box 8 contains the £50

The Banker calls and will let Jade have a go on the catapult, but there are some T & Cs. Jade says she would like 2 goes, and the Banker says that will cost her £1,000. If she misses she goes home with £10,000, but if she gets 1 in then she goes home with £20,000. He will allow her have 1 practice shot as well.

Andrew asks if he is allowed to go over and give Jade some advice and he is allowed.

Jade has her practice go and nearly gets it in, but does MISS

Jade decides to give back £1,000 and have 2 shots.

Jade's first shot misses. The shot hits the bin but doesn't go in.

Jade's second shot misses.

Jade says that the Banker should give her the £1,000 back as she hit the bin. The Banker says she has been the best so far, and then shows a replay of her shot on the gameboard. He says it was a good shot, but she isn't getting her money back!

Jade goes home with £10,000



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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Alphonso's Deal or No Deal Game Report 27/07/11

Alphonso has box 15 today. Alphonso is a singer songwriter from London, and explains how he got into it. Noel says that he is very modest and asks Alphonso to name some of the acts he has worked with. We get to see some of Alphonso's photos.
Round 1
Alphonso hasn't got a system, but he will be keeping one box until the end.
9 - £1,000 Newbie Wayne
1 - £35,000 Berni
Gurpal next and he thanks Alphonso for carrying his suitcase to the hotel for him. The Banker calls and pulls Gurpal up on his grammar and says that if he doesn't reveal one of the Banker's power 5 amounts he will be going into dunce's corner!!
22 - £10,000 Gurpal
Gurpal has to sit in dunce's corner facing the wall with a hat on!
16 - £500 James
8 - £10 Fred

Banker time
Gurpal finds a book in the corner about Noel Edmonds and starts reading it.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Alphonso says
NO DEAL

Noel has given Gurpal a mirror now so he can see what is happening. Noel asks Alphonso to hurry up as his tights are falling down

Round 2
13 - £15,000 Barnaby
14 - £3,000 Paul
5 - £50,000 Jade

Banker time
The Banker says that was big all-red round for Alphonso, and he has taken out the center of the board at the moment.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

That is amazing says Alphonso, and Andrew says he didn't expect that at all. Alphonso says this is what makes the show the best gameshow in the world.

Alphonso says
NO DEAL

Round 3
3 - £5,000 Rosie
You are starting to run out of reds now says Noel.
12 - £50 Keith
18 - £100 Rich

Banker time
This is an interesting board says Noel. The Banker says it is a very unusual board.

Banker's offer:
£12,500

Debbie tells Alphonso to remember that is real money. Andrew tells him he really needs to start chipping away at the Banker's power 5 now.

Alphonso says
NO DEAL

Alphonso would like to win enough to treat his daughters and also produce an album.

Round 4
4 - £5 Andrew
21 - 10p Chris
Yes, yes, yes says Noel, this is the turn around round.
20 - £250 Kirsty

Banker time
The Banker says that was a fantastic round for Alphonso, and he has now evened things up.

Banker's offer:
£20,000

Noel says that one thing Alphonso has to consider here is that if he plays on he will get to have a go at the catapult twist at the end of the next round. Alphonso gets lots of advice from the wings. Alphonso says he has taken a risk before and he is ready for the question.

Alphonso says
NO DEAL

Noel says that every blue in this round is worth £1,000s to Alphonso

Round 5
2 - 50p Debbie
Noel tells Alphonso to keep breathing
11 - £20,000 Loz
Can we get a 5-box with the top 3 in place asks Noel.
17 - 1p Danielle
Alphonso and Daniell race over to the bike shed for their 1p kiss.

Catapult time

Alphonso says his heart is racing and he can't believe it. Noel says Alphonso is a lucky man and he is not talking about the round. Noel reminds Alphonso that the last time someone had the chance to play one-box at a time with a board like this they won the £250,000

Catapult twist:

The player has to catapult a ball of paper across the studio into a bin.

The player gets 1 practice shot, then they decide whether to have 4 shots or 2 shots.

If they choose 4 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday. If they miss, then they carry on as normal.

If they choose 2 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday and get an offer after every box. But if both shots miss, the banker looks in the player's box.

Alphonso takes a practice shot but misses. Alphonso chooses to have 2 shots.

Alphonso misses the 1st shot.

Alphonso misses the 2nd shot.

The Banker now gets to look inside Alphonso's box.

Banker time

Alphonso's box is taken away and the Banker has a look at the contents of the box.

The Box is returned with the Banker's seal on it.

Noel says that this can work either way, as the Banker could have just had the shock of his life and seen £250,000 inside.

The Banker says he is a bad man, but he is not a liar, and there is a red in Alphonso's box, and he would like to do a deal now.

Banker's offer:
£60,000

Oh my gosh exclaims Alphonso. Andrew asks if he was telling the truth and there is a red in the box why wasn't the offer £75,000. Barnaby says that Alphonso could produce his album with that money and so much more. Keith tells Alphonso to ignore the board and if the £60,000 will do all he wants then take it.

Alphonso says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
Noel wonders what the Banker just saw.
19 - £1 Sharleen
10 - £75,000 Candi
Oh no says Alphonso. Noel asks if the Banker saw a six figure sum, but then had the courage to get Alphonso for £60,000
6 - £100,000 Becky

Banker time with £750 and £250,000 remaining

He said he saw a red says Noel. The Banker says that clearly if he was telling the truth then Alphonso has the £250,000

Banker's offer would've been:
£115,000

Noel opens Alphonso's box 15 and reveals £250,000

Noel tells Alphonso he should have been the first male quarter millionaire, but he does go home with £60,000

Box 7 with Charlotte contains the £750

Alphonso says he will now be able to create his album, and also take his family on holiday.

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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Max's Deal or No Deal Game Report 26/07/11

Max has box 13 today. Max is from Wolverhampton, and Noel says she has had a hard time recently, and Max explains how her sister died recently of ovarian cancer. She shows us a picture of herself with her late sister and has her brother-in-law in the audience for support today.

Round 1
9 - 50p Newbie Paul
12 - £20,0000 Jade
14 - £3,000 Alphonso
18 - £1,000 Berni
22 - £35,000 Loz

Banker time
Banker says he has had an extraordinary day today, and found all the having a go on the catapult earlier. He talks about how Tony didn't have any luck on it yesterday.


Banker's offer:
£8,500


Max says
NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £750 Becky
4 - £250,000 Rich
Noel goes over and takes the gold star off Rich's name badge
6 - £100 Danielle

Banker time
The Banker says that Rich is at the top of his class. He talks about how Tony's game fell apart at the start yesterday, and Max's is going the same way.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Max says
NO DEAL

Max says she is 40 and lives with her mum and dad and 6 dogs, so could really do with winning enough to get a place of her own.

Round 3
3 - £500 Keith
7 - 1p Gurpal
Gurplal and Max run off to the bike shed for their 1p kiss
5 - £1 Barnaby

Banker time
We are on a roll now Noel tells the Banker.

Banker's offer:
£11,000

Round 4
10 - £15,000 Candi
15 - £50 Kirsty
19 - £10,000 Andrew

Banker time
Max asks for a show of hands on who would deal, and only about 9 of the pilgrims raise their hands. The Banker calls and says he was surprised that so few raised their hands and thinks his offer might have been a bit low!

NEW OFFER
Banker's offer:
£13,000

Max says
NO DEAL

Round 5
17 - £100,000 Charlotte
That's made this very jumpy says Noel
21 - £75,000 Debbie
Unbelievable says Noel
1 - £5,000 Fred

Catapult time

What a round says Noel, you decimated the reds. The Banker calls and says that Max now has to make a decision. Noel says that with a 1-box game you really need to play the final round 1-box a time.

Catapult twist:

The player has to catapult a ball of paper across the studio into a bin.

The player gets 1 practice shot, then they decide whether to have 4 shots or 2 shots.

If they choose 4 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday. If they miss, then they carry on as normal.

If they choose 2 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday and get an offer after every box. But if both shots miss, the banker looks in the player's box.

Max takes a practice shot but misses. Max chooses to have 4 shots.

Max misses the 1st shot.

Max misses the 2nd shot.

Max misses the 3rd shot.

Max misses the 4th shot.

Banker time

That was close but no cigar says The Banker.

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Max says
NO DEAL

Round 6
8 - £5 Chris
20 - 10p Sharleen
Max says 11 means a lot to her, but she doesn't know if she should play it or not
16 - £10 Rosie

Banker time with 10p and £50,000 remaining

Max says she needs to sit down, and Noel asks to join her as well. The Banker says it wasn't just an all-blue round, it was the perfect all-blue round.

Banker's offer:
£15,000

£15,000 could be a spanking says Noel. The Banker calls and says that he would offer Max the SWAP should she decline this offer, and she could bring box 11 to the table. Max's brother-in-law says that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and should she grasp that. Andrew says that she now has £15,000 to start a new life.

Max says
DEAL

Noel feels we should play out the game as if Max said No Deal, and Max says she would have swapped.

Noel performs the Hypo-Swap

Max now has box 11 on the table.

Noel opens box 11 and reveals £250

Box 13 with James contains the £50,000

Max says she can't believe it, and for once in her life she is speechless.


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Monday, July 25, 2011

Tony's Deal or No Deal Game Report 25/07/11

Tony has box 6. Tony is a singer in a tribute band called Take Fat, and Tony plays the part of "Blobbie Williams". Tony shows a pic of the whole of the Take Fat band, and introduces us to his dad who's in the audience, along with his older brother. He also shows a pic of his girlfriend.

Round 1
1 - Charlotte - 10p
17 - Jade - £10
8 - Alphonso - £100,000
19 - Danielle - £20,000
7 - Debbie - £100

Banker time
The banker can be heard laughing down the phone, and he says he's tempted to ask Noel out to dinner. Noel talks about how the last time someone went forward one box at a time in a themed week, it was Suzanne who won £250,000. The banker says Tony's been conversing with him on Twitter.

Banker's offer:
£8,500

Tony says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel talks about the catapult which will be used at 5-box.
9 - Barnaby - £35,000
22 - Sharleen - £750
21 - Becky - £75,000

Banker time
Banker says Tony is determined.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Tony says
NO DEAL

Round 3
12 - Max - £1,000
14 - Andrew - £500
13 - Rosie - £1

Banker time
The banker says the catapult could also win Tony a holiday, which would be quite something considering Tony and his lady have never had a holiday.

Banker's offer:
£8,500

Tony says he's got 2 figures in mind but he won't reveal what they are yet, so Noel gets him to write them in the book.

Tony says
NO DEAL

Round 4
15 - Rich - 50p
16 - Keith - £10,000
11 - newbie Fred - £50,000

Banker time
The banker says Tony is a realist and a good reader of the board, and he makes some Take That puns! He says this is a tricky offer.

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Tony talks about what the money could do for them, and Andrew says if he takes out the £250k, then he'll be in trouble, but this board is a fantastic opportunity. The banker rings and says he's going to speak to Tony and tell only him what the rules of the catapult are.

Tony says
NO DEAL

Round 5
3 - Candi - £50
18 - Chris - £5,000
20 - Loz - £250,000

Catapult time

Catapult twist:

The player has to catapult a ball of paper across the studio into a bin.

The player gets 1 practice shot, then they decide whether to have 4 shots or 2 shots.

If they choose 4 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday. If they miss, then they carry on as normal.

If they choose 2 shots and get 1 of them in, they win a holiday and get an offer after every box. But if both shots miss, the banker looks in the player's box.

Tony takes a practice shot but misses. Tony chooses to have 4 shots.

Tony misses the 1st shot.

Tony misses the 2nd shot.

Tony misses the 3rd shot.

Tony misses the 4th shot.

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Tony asks his brother and dad for advice and they say to go for it.

Tony says
NO DEAL

Round 6
2 - James - 1p
Noel sends James and Tony into the bike-shed for the 1p kiss.
4 - Gurpal - £250
5 - Kirsty - £15,000

Banker time with £5 and £3,000 remaining...

Banker's offer:
£600

Tony says
NO DEAL

Tony wins £5 from his box 6.

Box 10 with Berni contains the £3,000

Tony gets quite emotional and says dreams can come true and he's been on the show and met incredible people.


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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Vinny's Deal or No Deal Game Report 24/07/11

Vinny has box 11. Vinny says he's lost his voice after all the shouting during Boniface's game! Vinny talks about how he was once working on some scaffolding and he stood on a weak board and it snapped, and he fell right down to the ground, and woke up 2 days later in hospital. Vinny shows some pics of all his grandchildren.
Round 1
20 - Chris - £1
12 - Jade - £100,000
22 - Rich - £20,000
10 - Keith - 50p
Newbie Berni now, and Noel says she has a phobia of public transport, and she says it's because she doesn't like people standing over her!
7 - newbie Berni - £100

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£9,500

Vinny says he wasn't expecting an offer like that.

Vinny says
NO DEAL

Round 2
18 - Loz - £250
Noel talks about a dance that Loz and Jade have been working on. Noel says Jade is a professional dancer, and Loz was Britain's strongest man in 2009! They perform the dance which involves Loz wiggling his abs on Jade's orders!!
5 - Tony - £250,000
19 - Max - £5

Banker time
The banker says he thinks Vinny would've gone for the £250k if it remained in play.

Banker's offer:
£6,100

Vinny asks Andrew, who says Vinny has another round in it.

Vinny says
NO DEAL

Round 3
8 - Alphonso - 1p
3 - Becky - £15,000
13 - Charlotte - £750

Banker time
The banker thinks Vinny will be in trouble if he goes home with not much money.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

The banker then says there's an extra £5,000 for Vinny!

Total offer:
Banker's offer:
£10,000

Vinny asks his F&F in the audience and he says there's another round in it. Danielle says Vinny should go for it if he feels good, and Andrew says he knows Vinny's a gambler.

Vinny says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel says Vinny has some great dreams, including being able to take his wife to Australia, and Noel wonders if it'd be a return ticket or not. :lol;
15 - Candi - £50
21 - Barnaby - £5,000
2 - Kirsty - £500

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£18,250

Jade asks if that's enough money for Vinny, and he says all he's here for is to be able to look after his family.

Vinny says
NO DEAL

Noel says that offer wasn't far off the average, and it was a brave no deal.

Round 4
Noel says this game has a big capacity for a disaster
9 - Deb - £3,000
6 - Rosie - £10,000
17 - Gurpal - 10p

Banker time
Noel talks about how Vinny won some money on the horses once, and his wife took the money for a sofa!

£800 for Vinny's wife

AND......

Noel asks what Vinny's wife would think if he also returned with £22,000, then he says £24,000, then he says £26,000...

TOTAL OFFER
Banker's offer:
£26,800

Alphonso says he thinks he has a big one in his box but it's up to him. Candi says it's a massive gamble. Vinny asks for a sweep based on what he should do, and it's mostly DEALs. Someone shouts "deal" from the audience and Noel says it was the banker.

Noel asks the question and the banker rings and messes about and says he'd no deal!

Vinny says
DEAL

Round 6 - proveout
The banker rings and says he genuinely felt Vinny might go on and it'd be a gamble worth taking.
4 - Andrew - £35,000
16 - James - £75,000
Noel says Vinny's got it!
1 - Danielle - £10

Banker time with £1,000 and £50,000 remaining...

Banker's offer would've been:
£21,000

Vinny has £1,000 in his box 11.
All the others rush over to congratulate Vinny...

Box 14 with Sharleen contains the £50,000

Noel says this is an official banker spanking, and we had the pitch invasion as there have been some horrible games lately.


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Friday, July 22, 2011

Jacky's Deal or No Deal Game Report 22/07/11

Jacky has box 13. Jacky's real name is Audrey but likes to be known as Jacky, and she's a retired dental nurse. She shows a photo of her brother, and explains how they didn't know each other existed until recently when they found each other on the internet! We also get to see a photo of Jacky with her laptop and she says she likes the internet and spends lots of time on Facebook. She shows a battered old B&W pic of her son and daughter, and we get to see stories about what happened to her children when they were younger.

Round 1
5 - Tony - £1
22 - Becky - £100
11 - newbie Charlotte - 50p
8 - Chris - £100,000
Jacky says her and Rich go back to the days of their audition!
1 - Rich - £10

Banker time
The banker says he's dying to go to Jacky's funeral, and Noel says we'll hear about her funeral plans later!

Banker's offer:
£8,000 + top of the range coffin

Jacky asks if every offer will include the coffin! Noel asks the question but omits the coffin and Jacky pulls him up on it!

Jacky says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel says Jacky is more than a match for the banker. Jacky has a model DoND box with her, and it has a pound-sign necklace in it for good luck.
16 - Candi - £15,000
12 - Gurpal - £10,000
9 - Debbie - £3,000

Banker time
The banker says he wants Jacky as a Facebook friend so he can poke her repeatedly!

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Jacky notices there's no coffin in the offer. Jacky's daughter in the audience says she's bid on an urn for Jacky's funeral!

Jacky says
NO DEAL

Round 3
21 - Loz - 10p
2 - Barnaby - £250,000
17 - James - 1p

Banker time
The banker said he felt the funeral stuff was going too far and wanted to avoid a grave situation!

Banker's offer:
£10,000 + lid of an urn

Jacky asks one of her daughters in the audience and she says it's money that Jacky's never had. Jacky asks Andrew who says she still has a nice chunk of money on the board. Jacky asks someone in the audience called Mary, and she says it's up to Mary to decide! Jacky's daughter asks how she felt when the money was offered, and wonders if it'll get Jacky to Switzerland which is one of her dreams, as she's never been abroad.

Jacky says
NO DEAL

Round 4
19 - Andrew - £750
4 - Vinny - £50,000
Jacky starts to get a bit emotional.
7 - Kirsty - £5,000

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£7,500

Jacky's daughter comes down to the pound table. She tells Jacky that she must do what she wants to do, and Jacky talks about helping out her family. Chris says she could easily take out 3 large reds but could also take out 3 small blues and she has to think what the money would do for her.

Jacky says
DEAL

Round 5 - proveout
Jacky says she's really happy despite her emotions, and she's on a mission to spank the banker.
20 - Sharleen - £35,000
15 - Keith - £20,000
14 - Max - £1,000

Banker time
The banker says he can hear funeral bells tolling.

Banker's offer would've been:
£4,500

Round 6 - proveout
18 - Jade - £75,000
Jacky says she's done it!
6 - Rosie - £50
10 - Danielle - £250

Banker time with £5 and £500 remaining...

Banker's offer would've been:
£150 + ashtray

Jacky has £5 in her box 13.

Box 3 with Alphonso contains the £500

Noel says we're going to remember this game for a long, long time.


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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Glenda's Deal or No Deal Game Report 21/07/11

Glenda has box 12 today. Glenda is a taxi driver from Worthing, she has been doing it for 10 years. She has her husband in the audience for support today. Glenda shows us her photos, one is of her mum who died when Glenda was 3, and Glenda says she feels cheated as she never knew her and can only go on what other people tell her. She shows us another picture of her late grandparents, who brought her up. She has a little spinning top that they use to play games, and one of the sides says 'Take all' which she is going to do today.

Round 1
Glenda has one box that means something to her.
18 - £5,000 Rich
21 - £50,000 Rosie
10 - £75,000 Loz
Oh err, that is bad news says Noel.
7 - £250 Candi
14 - £750 Jacky

Banker time
The Banker says that Rosie always comes across as sweet and innocent, but back at the hotel she has blocked her toilet! Rosie says she hasn't blocked it, but when you flush it flushes for about 35mins!

Banker's offer:
£4,250

Noel says that will sort out the carpet that Glenda wants.

Glenda says
NO DEAL

Round 2
6 - £3,000 Vinny
19 - £250,000 Alphonso
That we did not want to see so early in the game says Noel.
15 - £1,000 Andrew

Banker time
That is not good says Noel. The Banker says he is feeling very confident now

Banker's offer:
£850

Glenda says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Glenda talks about how she spent 15 weeks sleeping in a tent in her garden while her house was being done up.
22 - £20,000 Gurpal
You are doing this the hard way says Noel. Glenda asks for a lot of support and cheering as she looks for the 1p.
13 - £100,000 Newbie Tony
1 - 1p Jade

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£850

Glenda says that she has to start hitting those blues soon.

Glenda says
NO DEAL

Round 4
2 - 10p Becky
4 - £10 Debbie
16 - £10,000 Chris

Banker time
That was truely extraordinary, as you kind of expected an all-blue round there with all the blues remaining says Noel.

Banker's offer:
£2,600

Glenda says that is an amazing offer, and goes for some advice. Everyone tells Glenda to play on and she can turn things around.

Glenda says
NO DEAL

Round 5
17 - £100 Barnaby
9 - £50 Max
You are right on the edge of your best offer to date says Noel
20 - 50p Sharleen

Banker time
Hooray says Noel, and we was all pleased with that. The Banker says this show is amazing in how it can turn around and surprise you.

Banker's offer:
£6,000

That is an amazing offer says Glenda, and that would get her a kitchen and carpets. Glenda gets positive support from the wings. Glenda talks about how her life has turned around since being told she was appearing on the show, and she is positive now and is going to do it. The Banker calls and is impressed with the way Glenda has become positive, but there is a good chance if she plays on that she will go home with a blue, but if she took the £6,000 now she would go home still feeling good even if she had a red in her box.

Glenda says
NO DEAL

Round 6
8 - £15,000 Newbie James
This is so delicately poised says Noel
5 - £5 Keith
11 - £35,000 Kirsty

Banker time with £1 and £500 remaining

This is like a kick in the teeth says Glenda. The Banker laughs down the phone, he says it was a very brave decision to play on.

Banker's offer:
£170

Glenda says
NO DEAL

The Banker calls and offers Glenda the SWAP

Banker's offer:
SWAP

Glenda says
NO SWAP

Noel opens Glenda's box 12 and reveals £1

Box 3 with Danielle contains the £500

Glenda says she is absolutely gutted, but will take a lot away from the show.



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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Deb's Deal or No Deal Game Report 20/07/11

Deb has box 10 today. Deb is a district nurse from Wales, and says she is really clumsy and blames it on her top heavy frame, and says it doesn't go well with her job and has left her in some awkward situations! We get to see a picture of Deb's late grandparents and another of her 2 children, she has her daughter Samantha in the audience, and also her partner.
Deb doesn't have any system or plan for her game.

Round 1
Noel stands next to Deb and loves it as he towers over her
2 - £75,000 Vinny
5 - £5 Chris
13 - £20,000 Danielle
6 - £100 Kirsty
1 - £100,000 Keith

Banker time
Oh dearum, dearum says Noel, there is a horrible hole in the reds now. The Banker says it wasn't a great opening round, but to Deb's credit she was honest about the result and he admires that.

Banker's offer:
£6,500

Deb gets emotional at the opening offer and says that it is an awesome amount.

Deb says
NO DEAL

Round 2
12 - £1 Debbie
7 - £5,000 Jade
Jacky next, but she thinks that the Banker has ruined her entrance song and she wanted 'Wake me up before I go go' and he has chosen 'Relight my fire'
9 - £15,000 Jacky

Banker time
The Banker asks Jacky if it is cheaper if they both share a coffin, but Jacky says that when she goes she wanted a bit of peace! The Banker says it would normally be a stick round

Banker's offer:
£5,500

Deb says
NO DEAL

Round 3
19 - 50p Becky
Deb says she would do a little now, but her daughter asks her not to embarrass her
3 - £10 Candi
20 - £750 Max

Banker time
The Banker says that the offer is going up.

Banker's offer:
£8,500

Deb says that is an awesome amount of money, and then goes for some advice.

Deb says
NO DEAL

Round 4
21 - £10,000 Andrew
8 - 1p Gurpal
17 - £50,000 Loz

Banker time
The Banker says that 2 of the last 3 games had a similar board to this, but Deb has almost no backup.

Banker's offer:
£7,000

Deb says that is a good offer. Noel says that £6,500 got the tears earlier, so is this the exit point. The Banker calls and says that he doesnt' want Deb to take the risk, and for her honesty earlier she deserves to get something out of the game, he then speaks to Deb and says that he is willing to negotiate. Deb says the board is worth around £10,000

NEW OFFER
Banker's offer:
£8,500

Deb gets more advice from the wings. Just as Noel asks the question the Banker calls back and increases the offer again.

NEW OFFER
Banker's offer:
£10,000

You've got the offer you asked for now says Noel.

Deb says
NO DEAL

Round 5
4 - £35,000 Rosie
Now it is a 1-box game says Noel and you have no backup.
18 - £1,000 Rich
This is a massive box now says Noel
15 - £250,000 Alphonso

Banker time
Noel says the Banker will have punched the air then. The Banker says it is remarkable but he is not gloating.

Banker's offer:
£332

Deb says
NO DEAL

Round 6
14 - £250 Glenda
11 - £500 Tony
22 - 10p Newbie Sharleen

Banker time with £50 and £3,000 remaining

£3,000 could now be in your life says Noel.

Banker's offer:
£1,032

Deb says
NO DEAL

Noel opens Deb's box 10 and reveals £50

Box 16 with Barnaby contains the £3,000

It wasn't meant to be says Deb, and she thanks everyone. Noel doesn't know what to say, and Deb says that is just the way the game goes.



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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Boniface's Deal or No Deal Game Report 19/07/11

Boniface has box 20 today. Boniface is from Cumbria, and explains that he currently lives and works there, but is a Maasai warrior, and shows us his full Maasai dress that he is wearing. Boniface shows a picture of his home back in Kenya, and his family back there. Boniface talks about how he met his wife while she was visiting Kenya and he moved to England with her 4 years ago. He explains how his wife told him how DoND worked and he fell in love with the game.
Round 1
16 - 10p Barnaby
21 - £10 Keith
3 - £500 Tony
This is a sensational start says Noel. Noel then shouts at Jade for hitting her microphone!
1 - £250,000 Jade
10 - £5 Rosie

Banker time
The Banker says that Boniface has arrived with dignity and grace.

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Boniface says he has never seen that amount of money before. Noel wonders if he will be the first to go at the opening offer.

Boniface says
NO DEAL

Round 2
15 - 1p Jacky
22 - £250 Deb
This is turning out to be a bonny board says Noel.
17 - £15,000 Debbie

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£11,000

Boniface says that is very respectful, and everyone tells him he has a fantastic board and has another round in the game.

Boniface says
NO DEAL

Round 3
18 - £1,000 Glenda
19 - £35,000 Chris
4 - £5,000 Candi

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Noel says that Boniface would love to help his family, and would love to build them a house which costs around £20,000.

Boniface says
NO DEAL

Round 4
14 - £750 Rich
Noel says that every blue is worth £1,000s to Boniface at this stage
5 - 50p Max
9 - £100 Loz

Banker time
This is excellent says Noel.

Banker's offer:
£23,000

Keith tells Boniface if he takes out the top 2 or even 1 of them he doesn't think the next offer will be anywhere near the £23,000 again. Becky backs this up. Andrew tells Boniface he needs to do whatever he thinks is right for him.

Boniface says
NO DEAL

We are in that life-changing zone now says Noel, and he hopes the gamble pays off for Boniface

Round 5
11 - £50 Alphonso
Amazing says Boniface, and Noel says this is an extraordinary scenario.
8 - £100,000 Andrew
2 - £50,000 Kirsty

Banker time
Wow says Noel. The Banker says he wasn't expecting to feel this good after the first box of that last round.

Banker's offer:
£17,000

Boniface is ready for the question really quickly.

Boniface says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
7 - £3,000 Danielle
13 - £75,000 Becky
6 - £10,000 Newbie Gurpal

Banker time with £1 and £20,000 remaining

Banker's offer would've been:
£7,000

Noel opens Boniface's box 20 and reveals £20,000

Box 12 with Vinny contains the £1

Noel asks what the thinking was in Boniface's game, and Boniface says he does have some regret declining the £23,000, but he can do a lot with £17,000.


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Monday, July 18, 2011

Boo's Deal or No Deal Game Report 18/07/11

Boo has box 12 today. Boo is originally from Turkey, and came to England 6 years ago and was only supposed to stay 2 years, but then met her now husband. She shows us some of her pictures, of her wedding, and her family. Her husband can't be with her on the show today as her son has been ill, but she has her sister-in-law in the audience for support. She also has a Turkish lucky charm.
Noel asks Boo what is Turkish for good luck, and then gets everyone in the studio to say it

Round 1
Noel asks Boo if they have Deal or No Deal in Turkey, and she says that they do and Noel is more handsome than the Turkish host
13 - £5 Newbie Keith
20 - £100,000 Vinny
Ohh you did that yesterday Noel tells Vinny
19 - 50p Jade
7 - £50,000 Barnaby
6 - £250 Max

Banker time
The Banker says that the Turkish presenter of DoND is really ugly. He says that was a mixed opening round.

Banker's offer:
£7,500

Boo says that is a good offer and amazing money, but she is really enjoying this.

Boo says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Kirsty next and she says that the number 3 is important to her in a lot of ways in her life
3 - £5,000 Kirsty
15 - £500 Jacky
Noel asks Jacky more about her funeral plans!
10 - £100 Tony

Banker time
The Banker says that was an interesting round.

Banker's offer:
£10,200

Boo tells us about her dreams, and her husband is a big West Ham fan and she would like to get him a season ticket, Noel says that she could probably buy the whole team

Boo says
NO DEAL

Round 3
18 - £3,000 Deb
Rich next and Noel says that he has more teeth than the average person and asks if he can eat a corn on the cob in one go!
1 - £10,000 Rich
16 - £75,000 Chris

Banker time
Oh no, no, what a horrible round says Noel. The Banker says that Boo is having a shocking game with all the big money falling away, and it is similar to Roman's game, although he had more back-up at this stage.

Banker's offer:
£6,000

Kirsty says the odds are quite good for a low round next, and Boo's sister-in-law thinks there is one more round as well.

Boo says
NO DEAL

Round 4
9 - 10p Alfonso
22 - £20,000 Candi
8 - £1 Boniface

Banker time
That was half decent and you kind of got away with that says Noel. The Banker says there is almost 40% chance of Boo hitting the £250,000 in the next round.

Banker's offer:
£10,100

Boo says that this is difficult now. Andrew turns things around on the Banker and says that there is a 60% chance of keeping the £250,000 in the game. The Banker calls and asks if Andrew fancies putting his money where his mouth is, and Andrew says that he hasn't got any money that is why he is here. The Banker makes a bet with Andrew, if the £250,000 comes out in the next round Andrew has to give the Banker £25, but if it doesn't appear the Banker will give Andrew £100. Andrew accepts the bet.

Boo says
DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
17 - £750 Glenda
5 - 1p Becky
14 - £10 Loz

Banker time
What a round that would have been, and what a 5-box to walk away from says Noel. Noel congratulates Andrew on winning the bet, and Andrew tells Noel to give Boo the £100 he has just won, and Noel says that now takes her total to the £10,200 she turned down earlier.

Banker's offer would've been:
£26,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
2 - £35,000 Danielle
4 - £1,000 Andrew
Oh no, you are one away says Noel.
11 - £250,000 Rosie

Banker time with £50 and £15,000 remaining

The Banker says the offer would have been £84,000 if the £250,000 didn't go.

Banker's offer would've been:
£4,000

Noel opens Boo's box 12 and reveals £15,000

Debbie with box 21 contains the £50

Boo says it is amazing to be here and she has won amazing money.



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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Roman's Deal or No Deal Game Report 17/07/11

Roman has box 19. Roman is a manager of a tyre recycling company, and is from Warwickshire. We get to see Roman with his son, daughter and nieces, and a pic of Roman with her mum and her dog. He says the dog used to pick up the phone and hold it for his mum! Noel talks about a photo of a car that Roman has with him, and Noel promises to spend ages talking about restoring cars.
Round 1
11 - Vinny - £100,000
7 - newbie Danielle - 10p
20 - Becky - £5,000
3 - Glenda - £100
16 - Loz - £10,000

Banker time
The banker says the photo of the car is making him nervous and taking him back to his school days. He says he had a pet rat called Julius Cheese-er.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Roman says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel talks about Roman's dreams, including fixing his boiler, renovating his cars and going to Morocco.
9 - Kirsty - £75,000
6 - Rosie - 1p
15 - Candi - £3,000

Banker time
Noel starts to talk about classic cars! The banker talks about how Roman's making up the system as he goes along as he wants to stay there for as long as possible!

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Roman says
NO DEAL

Round 3
2 - Alphonso - £500
Jacky next, and she says the west wing have been accused of having romances!
14 - Jacky - £5
1 - Boo - £1

Banker time
Roman reveals his dream job is being the maintenance man in a nudist camp! He says the money's not good but the perks are alright.

Banker's offer:
£11,000

The others tell Roman there's another round in it yet and Roman agrees.

Roman says
NO DEAL

Round 4
5 - Max - £15,000
8 - Rich - £750
10 - Tony - £20,000

Banker time
The banker says the board's not bad BUT it's not excellent, and he says it's quite tricky.

Banker's offer:
£18,000

Andrew says Roman should go on if he feels like it, but he should be aware of the risks. Debbie says they were talking about the £250k recently, and Roman says that'd do him very nicely! Candi warns the offer will go down a lot if he takes it out, and Loz says Roman would be very unlucky to take out the top 3. The banker rings and says you don't need to take out the top 3 to make the round a disaster. He says only a massive gambler would turn this down.

Noel asks if Roman's a massive gambler, and he says he is to a certain extent.

Roman says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel says this is interesting due to the banker's comment about this now being a massive gamble, and the fact that Roman has admitted it's a big gamble. The banker rings and says the chance of hitting the £250k is around 40%.
21 - Boniface - 50p
12 - Jade - £250,000
18 - Debbie - £250

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Roman says that's a very good offer. He talks about how he has 3 reds left, and the banker rings and says there are 3 values less than the offer, and £1k isn't much of a red. Roman says his family and friends helped him recently when he had some bad luck, and he feels he's due some good luck today.

Roman says
NO DEAL

Round 6
4 - Barnaby - £50
7 - Deb - £35,000
22 - Andrew - £1,000

Banker time with £10 and £50,000 remaining...

Noel says the banker has to be worried as Roman is a self-confessed gambler.

Banker's offer:
£16,000

Roman says this is such a hard decision to make, and the others say he should take it as they don't want to see him win a blue. He says the offer would get Roman everything he wants.

Roman says
DEAL

Roman says he really wanted to go for it.

Roman has £50,000 in his box 19.

Box 13 with Chris contains the £10

Roman says that was amazing, and he speaks about what he'll do with the money.



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Friday, July 15, 2011

Brenda's Deal or No Deal Game Report 15/07/11

Brenda has box 2. Brenda is a retired hairdresser, and had done that since she was 15. We get to see a pic of her son when he was young, while he was holding her granddaughter. Brenda shows a pic of her granddaughter grown-up. We also get to see Brenda racing around a circuit in a go-kart, and she says she took up go-karting when she was 40! She took it very seriously and won trophies for her efforts. She has a little model house with her that her son made when he was young.
Brenda talks about the prank that Noel pulled on DLT when he worked on radio, and she has a list of people she'd like to say hello to, including Annette Curtain and Ann Tique.

Round 1
Brenda adopts the audience as her family for the show.
1 - Jade - £15,000
16 - Chris - £100
8 - Alphonso - £1
19 - Boniface - £75,000
17 - Boo - £250

Banker time
The banker says Noel and Brenda are the same age, and neither of them have a hint of grey! He thinks Brenda's been terrific on the wings and she's always been positive.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Brenda says
NO DEAL

Round 2
12 - Debbie - £1,000
5 - Andrew - £20,000
Brenda says Tony smells as he has wind! Candi then talks about how he threatened to fart near her and Brenda.
21 - Jacky - £250,000

Banker time
The banker reveals that when Jacky opened the £250k, Brenda said never mind, Jacky can leave it to her in her will!

Banker's offer:
£4,500

Brenda says
NO DEAL

Round 3
10 - Vinny - £50,000
Brenda asks if Noel wants a quickie, and Noel says it's pointless as there's only 1 box before the break.
13 - newbie Kirsty - £10
Noel says Brenda loves practical jokes, and once phoned an insurance company to insure her chest!
6 - Loz - £3,000

Banker time
The banker says Brenda is unlikely to get to the dizzy heights of money.

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Brenda says this is the opportunity of a lifetime and she's had tremendous fun.

Brenda says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Brenda gets her quickie!
4 - Rich - 50p
15 - Tony - £750
7 - Max - 10p

Banker time
Noel says he forgot how satisfying a quickie can be, and Brenda chokes on her tea! The banker says he wishes Brenda would choke some more!

Banker's offer:
£13,000

Brenda says that money would buy her lots of fuel f'kart. Brenda asks Chris who says it's a good offer. Noel says this is very similar to Ken's game, and he took £13k and it worked out. Noel says we're in a phase at the moment where the 1p is staying late in the games. Brenda says she's never had a legacy and has always worked for what she's got. Vinny tells Brenda to seriously consider the offer. Tony says he feels really lucky about Brenda and she's told she's generating positivity. Brenda thinks about the things she could do with £13k.

Brenda says
DEAL

Noel says people from all walks of life are passionate on the show, and he says Brenda's speech about her financial situation would touch everyone who has half a brain and an ounce of compassion.

Round 5 - proveout

Noel says Brenda has a lot of front and a great personality.
11 - Roman - £5
20 - Barnaby - £50
22 - Deb - £5,000

Banker time
The banker says he got luckier today then ever before, as he couldn't read Brenda, but he could read Ken like a book.

Banker's offer would've been:
£26,000

Round 6 - proveout
3 - Glenda - £35,000
14 - Candi - 1p
18 - Rosie - £100,000

Banker time with £500 and £10,000 remaining...

Noel says the banker's been kicked at the last moment for the 3rd game in a row.

Banker's offer would've been:
£4,000

Brenda has £500 in her box 2.

Box 9 with Becky contains the £10,000

Noel says Brenda has been given something for the first time in her life.



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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Jie's Deal or No Deal Game Report 14/07/11

Jie has box 16. Jie lives in Bristol, but is originally from south China where she was a fashion designer. Jie talks about her life in China, and how she met her husband out there who is English. Her husband isn't here today as he's working, but she has a piece of paper with her with a good-luck message in Chinese that her husband wrote. She also has a soft-toy pig with her which she hopes will bring her good luck. Jie shows a photo of her family, and another pic of her with her husband on their wedding day. She has ambitions to become a recognised fashion designer.

Round 1
Jie says the first time she watched the show, she thought Noel was called "No", and wondered if some people were called "Yes"!
6 - Brenda - £15,000
7 - Rich - £3,000
9 - Debbie - £75,000
2 - Andrew - 10p
3 - Becky - £5,000

Banker time
The banker says "hello" in Chinese. He says when he first heard Noel would be hosting the show, he shouted "NOOO, Edmonds!".

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Jie's friends in the audience say it's a very good offer.

Jie says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel says Jie has an ambition to take the banker on a tour where he has to visit the big winners from previous shows!
5 - Roman - £1,000
Noel talks to newbie Rosie and she says she's not very interesting! The banker rings and says they choose the most suitable contestants from the auditions, and says Rosie has to be more interesting otherwise she'll be chucked off! So she says she rode an elephant once.
12 - newbie Rosie - 50p
20 - Tony - £250,000

Banker time
The banker says he has no doubt that Jie will have great success as a fashion designer, but not on his money.

Banker's offer:
£2,500

Jie's mother-in-law in the audience says it's a reasonable offer.

Jie says
NO DEAL

Round 3
22 - Vinny - £250
19 - Jacky - £750
Jie says she has no superstitions about number 13, but number 4 is unlucky in China.
13 - Max - £5

Banker time
Jie says that's a lot of money, and her supporters in the audience agree, but they say it's a good board with potential.


Banker's offer:
£7,500



Jie says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel asks Jie about her family in China, and she says she went out there for a few months last year. She says happy birthday to her dad in Chinese, as it's her birthday today.
11 - Alphonso - £100
17 - Jade - £35,000
21 - Boo - £1

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Jie gets some advice from her mother-in-law and sister in the audience, and Noel says they're like a double-act! Candi says if Jie finds the 1p, the next offer should be really good.

Jie says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel talks about the various ambitions Jie has, including helping her family out.
14 - Boniface - £20,000
Noel says this could still be alright.
10 - Chris - £500
18 - Barnaby - £10

Banker time
The banker points out the presence of the 1p

Banker's offer:
£16,500

Jie's family in the audience says it's a phenomenal amount to be offered, and the penny is still on the board. Boo says she has really positive feelings about Jie and her box, and Roman says she has to remove the 1p if she goes on.

Jie says
DEAL

Round 6 - proveout
1 - Candi - £50,000
15 - Loz - £50
Noel talks about timing.
8 - Deb - £100,000

Banker time with 1p and £10,000 remaining...

Banker's offer would've been:
£900

Noel says the 1p can be dangerous and drag the offers down.

Jie has £10,000 in her box 16.

Box 4 with Glenda contains the 1p

Jie says the money will mean a lot to her and her husband.



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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Cindi's Deal or No Deal Game Report 13/07/11

Cindi has box 5. Cindi says she left school with no qualifications, and ended up going into hairdressing. She then did a 3-year degree to become a paediatric nurse, and Noel says that's a fantastic achievement. We get to see a photo of Cindi with her five daughters, and she shows a pic of her when she was a baby! Cindi's boyfriend is in the audience today.
Round 1
Cindi says she knew she'd be playing today as she had box 5, and she talks about how this month has 5 Friday, Saturdays and Sundays, and that's a rare occurrence known as "money bags"!
20 - Loz - £5
6 - Debbie - £100
13 - Vinny - £35,000
7 - Candi - £1,000
2 - Jie - £250

Banker time
The banker says there's nothing special about Cindi, nothing special about the game and nothing special about July, even though the occurrence only happens once every 823 years!

Banker's offer:
£823

Cindi says
NO DEAL

Round 2
3 - Glenda - £10,000
12 - Alphonso - £750
19 - Jacky - £5,000
Jacky talks to Noel about her funeral plans!

Banker time
The banker says he thinks newbie Rich is an opera singer who was on the X Factor.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Noel talks about how symmetrical the board is.

Cindi says
NO DEAL

Round 3
15 - Becky - £250,000
4 - Brenda - 50p
Noel says Cindi is feeling quite uptight.
14 - Andrew - £500

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Cindi talks about her mother's belief that you always have to work for what you get. Cindi says she'd like to help her dad out, who has had MS for many years, and also has bowel cancer now. Cindi says she can't really read the board, and asks for advice, and she's told there's another round in it.

Cindi says
NO DEAL

Round 4
10 - Boo - £20,000
9 - Roman - £50,000
11 - Boniface - £10

Banker time
The banker says he now wants to make friends with Cindi.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Andrew quotes the odds of what could happen, and Chris says she could take the top 3 out in the next round. Becky asks if £5,000 is enough for her, and Cindi says she also wanted to help her daughters as well as her father. Her boyfriend asks if Cindi feels lucky, and she says she feels quite positive.

Cindi says
NO DEAL

Round 5
18 - Tony - £1
Cindi tells the story of how she Googled about MS when she was a young girl, and she wished she hadn't.
17 - Jade - £50
16 - Max - £15,000

Banker time
The banker says he could stick at £5,000 again, but her speech about her dad influenced him.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Roman says there's a food chance she's got a red value in her box. Noel talks about how Cindi changed her life around and now helps children, and that she did that through determination.

Cindi says
DEAL

Round 6 - proveout
Cindi says that was a close call, and Noel says he understands it with her family commitments.
21 - Boo - 10p
"Ooh, no no" says Noel.
1 - Barnaby - £75,000
22 - Chris - £100,000

Banker time with 1p and £3,000 remaining...

The banker says that was a difficult game to play as it was so balanced throughout.

Banker's offer would've been:
£823

Cindi has £3,000 in her box 5.

Box 8 with newbie Rich contains the 1p

Noel says what a game that was.




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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Ken's Deal or No Deal Game Report 12/07/11

Ken has box 3 today. Noel says that Ken looks like he is about to perform an operation, he is a retired television engineer. We get to see a family photo, and he has his wife and son in the audience for support. There is a chap sat next to Ken's wife and the Banker calls and asks if he will pretend to be Ken's daughter so they have all the family here! Ken says he would like to win enough to help his children with their dreams.

Round 1
4 - £50,000 Deb
9 - £100,000 Chris
19 - 10p Tony
10 - £750 Max
13 - £10,000 Jie

Banker time
The Banker says a hello to all of Ken's family in the audience, with a special hello for his pretend daughter!

Banker's offer:
£2,650

Ken is ready really quickly for the question, but Noel really drags out asking the question, and the Banker calls to prolong the asking of the question as well.

Ken says
NO DEAL

Round 2
6 - 50p Roman
21 - £15,000 Jade
5 - £3,000 Debbie

Banker time
That is a slightly better board now says Noel. The Banker says that Ken needs to get rid of the 1p as he is on for a hat-trick now, and he hasn't had 3 1p winners in a week so far.

Banker's offer:
£4,500

Ken says he needs a nice all-blue round, including hitting the 1p now.

Ken says
NO DEAL

Round 3
20 - £75,000 Vinny
2 - £10 Candi
15 - £100 Alphonso

Banker time
The Banker says he can't go rocketing up until Ken has a good round.

Banker's offer:
£5,750

Ken says that it is 6 blues against 5 reds, and Ken's wife says that he still has the chance of being the first male quarter millionaire. Ken thinks there is at least one more round left in the game.

Ken says
NO DEAL

Round 4
17 - £250 Glenda
1 - 1p Boo
11 - £20,000 Boniface

Banker time
Ken says that the £250,000 is still there. The Banker tells Ken to stop talking about the £250,000 as he is embarrassing himself, and there is no way on earth he is here for the £250,000 and Ken is looking for a deal. He says there is no way Ken is gambling this offer.

Banker's offer:
£13,000

Ken's son says he is relying on the £250,000 here, and Ken's pretend daughter says it is one of those classic boards and Ken isn't a gambler. Ken gets more advice from the wings. Ken says that if he takes out the £250,000 in the next round then he has to go all the way to the end. The Banker calls and tells Ken to stop wasting our time with all that chat as we all know he is going to deal. Ken's son reminds him of the 40% chance that has happened twice recently, and it has gone wrong in both cases.

Ken says
DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
8 - £250,000 Cindi
That is unreal says Noel, and truly amazing.
18 - £500 Newbie Becky
12 - £1 Andrew

Banker time
The Banker finds this an extraordinary game

Banker's offer would've been:
£3,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
22 - £50 Loz
16 - £5,000 Barnaby
14 - £5 Jacky

Banker time with £1,000 and £35,000 remaining

Where would we have been with this one asks Noel. The Banker says that this is interesting, and asks Ken when he used to be a bit of a gambler.

Banker's offer:
Banker's Gamble

Ken now has the chance to give back his £13,000 and open his box and possibly win £35,000. Ken's son says that £13,000 is a lot of money, and he couldn't do a lot with £1,000. Ken's wife says that she would take the gamble. Ken gets more advice from the wings

Ken says
NO DEAL

Noel opens Ken's box 3 and reveals £1,000

Box 7 with Brenda contains the £35,000

Wow that would have been a heartbreaking end says Noel. Ken says that he is too much of a family man to take that risk.




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Monday, July 11, 2011

Charlotte's Deal or No Deal Game Report 11/07/11

Charlotte has box 22. Charlotte is a student and part-time waitress. She is studying psychology, and has 2 part-time jobs, and one of her bosses is here at the moment. She also has her mum and dad in the audience for support, and Charlotte explains they are divorced, but they did sleep in the same hotel room last night, although nothing happened. She explains that her mum is looking for prince charming to sweep her off her feet. She also has her boyfriend in the audience for support. She shows us some family photos, and a lucky glitter globe.

Charlotte says she has been talking about box 22 since she applied for the show, and it's weird having it today.

Round 1
Charlotte wants to keep box 18 as it is her lucky number, even though she hasn't had any luck with it
1 - £3,000 Cindi
12 - £500 Alphonso
6 - £250 Jade
10 - £75,000 Debbie
8 - £20,000 Boniface

Banker time
The Banker says that Charlotte has had a mixed opening round, although under-estimating Charlotte would be a big mistake today, as he has noticed she is very on the ball.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Charlotte says it is tempting for a first offer, but she isn't going.

Charlotte says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel talks to Barnaby about his band The Candy Runts. http://www.thecandyrunts.com/
16 - 10p Barnaby
3 - £35,000 Glenda
14 - £10,000 Max

Banker time
There is not enough blue damage at the moment says Noel

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Charlotte says she didn't expect that. Her boyfriend says that they have talked about what she has come for, and there are lots of blues still on the board. Charlotte's dad says that they have played the game enough at home, and she knows what to do. Charlotte explains that they used her nan's tablet boxes to play the game!

Charlotte says
NO DEAL

Round 3
11 - £1,000 Tony
15 - £50,000 Andrew
Charlotte shakes her glitter dome to try and get some luck
9 - £100,000 Jacky

Banker time
What a round says Noel, that is awful luck. The Banker says that the boxes may not give Charlotte the chance to prove anything today.

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Charlotte says
NO DEAL

Round 4
17 - £5 Boo
4 - £5,000 Candi
13 - £50 Jie

Banker time
This is going to require some courage now says Noel. The Banker reminds everyone about the conversion he had with Emma where he told her she had a 40% chance of taking out the big number, and she ignored him and then went on to take out the top amount. He reminds Charlotte she is now in the same position.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Charlotte turns to her dad, and he says that it is a good offer for the board, but she could replace that amount during her life, and Charlotte agrees that over time she could save that amount as she is a saver. Noel says that it says in Charlotte's file that she is a saver, and he is impressed by that as some young people go after the material things and get into debt, but Charlotte has saved around £2-3,000 in a couple of years. The Banker calls and says the £5,000 is tax-free and it would take her around 4 years to save the same amount.

Charlotte says
NO DEAL

Round 5
19 - £250,000 Chris
That was astonishing bad luck says Noel
20 - £10 Newbie Loz
5 - £100 Vinny

Banker time
That isn't the 5-box you wanted says Noel. The Banker asks why no one listens to him.

Banker's offer:
£751

Charlotte's boyfriend says that if she plays on she knows the boxes she is leaving

Charlotte says
NO DEAL

Round 6
7 - £750 Deb
2 - £1 Roman
21 - 50p Ken

Banker time with 1p and £15,000 remaining

Noel says that he can't believe the similarity to Em's game here. Well, well, well says the Banker, as he wonders if Charlotte will become number 38 in the 1p club.

Banker's offer:
£2,238

Noel tells he wants Charlotte to focus here and think how she would feel winning 1p. Charlotte turns to her boss and has a chat with her.

Charlotte says
NO DEAL

The Banker calls and is certain that Charlotte with be the 38th member of the 1p club.

Banker's offer:
SWAP

Charlotte says
NO SWAP

Noel opens Charlotte's box 22 and reveals 1p

Box 18 with Brenda contains the £15,000

Charlotte becomes the 38th member of the 1p club.

Noel says he cannot recall a moment in the shows history when they have had 2 members in the 1p club so quickly.




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Sunday, July 10, 2011

Fred's Deal or No Deal Game Report 10/07/11

Fred has box 4. Fred is from Wrexham and is a carpet-fitter. Fred shows a photo of him with a wrecked car after he'd been doing some banger-racing! He also shows a pic of their holiday destination last year, and he introduces us to his girlfriend in the audience.
Round 1
Fred has no system, although he explains he was going to prepare one.
5 - Max - £5
3 - Boniface - £50,000
Noel makes fun of the way Fred's legs work, and he asks Noel if he's jealous!
13 - Boo - £10,000
2 - Candi - £75,000
16 - Barnaby - £250
Noel has some banter with Barnaby about where he lives in London.

Banker time
The banker comments on how Fred hasn't bothered to shave today, and the banker says he sympathises! He says Fred walks like the men in The Great Escape when they have all the soil in their pockets.

Banker's offer:
£4,250

Noel talks about the possibility of Fred and his girlfriend getting married, and Fred's girlfriend remains silent.

Fred says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel talks about carpet-fitters using glue, and he thinks inhaling glue fumes has affected Fred! Jade next, and Noel asks her to do a dance move, but she just shuffles along the wing with her box.
6 - Jade - 10p
Newbie Chris next, and Noel has some banter with him about famous people who have lived where he lives!
21 - newbie Chris - £50
Noel says Fred's scary eyes are disturbing everyone!
11 - Cindi - £1,000

Banker time
The banker says he thinks there's something in the water, and he makes fun of Chris's comments about Florence Nightingale singing.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Fred's girlfriend says the offer is really good, but doesn't say much else!

Fred says
NO DEAL

Round 3
12 - Jie - £500
22 - Alphonso - £5,000
Noel talks about the large height difference between Fred and his girlfriend!
15 - Ken - £100

Banker time
The banker says he's confident that Fred knows how to read the board.

Banker's offer:
£17,500

Max asks Fred what he wants to do with the money, and he doesn't say anything! So Noel tells everyone that Fred wants to upgrade their camper-van, pay off the mortgage, get a new car and help the family.

Fred says
NO DEAL

Round 4
7 - Glenda - £20,000
14 - Andrew - 1p
17 - Jacky - £10

Banker time
The banker says he has to get this offer absolutely right.

Banker's offer:
£26,000

Noel talks about the power of the banker's "governor" offer.

Fred says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel talks about how he used to ask for the board to be taken away so people didn't get money fever.
1 - Debbie - £15,000
20 - Roman - £35,000
9 - Charlotte - £3,000

Banker time
Noel says this offer will get an interesting reaction. He says the banker feels the game is slightly in his favour as Fred took out no blues just now.

Banker's offer:
£26,000

Andrew warns Fred that he could go home with nothing if he wiped the big 2 out, and he says the best offer if Fred left a blue with £100k, the offer could be £26,000 again. Noel says Fred has to keep the £250k in play to get a much larger offer. The banker rings and says he thought the last no deal was brave but it wasn't reckless, but this time it would be reckless as there are no backups. Candi tells Fred it's all or nothing now, and she'd hate to see Fred go away with nothing.

Fred says
DEAL

Round 6 - proveout
18 - Brenda - £750
10 - Deb - £100,000
The banker rings and says he'd have rung here, to say depending on whether the £250k stays in, the next offer would've been £73,000 or 73p.
8 - Vinny - £1

Banker time with 50p and £250,000 remaining...

Banker's offer would've been:
£73,000

Noel says the governor worked for the banker.

Fred has £250,000 in his box 4.

Box 19 with Tony contains the 50p

Fred says he's gutted as he had a strong feeling to go on. Noel tells Fred not to beat himself up.




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Friday, July 08, 2011

Andy's Deal or No Deal Game Report 08/07/11

Andy has box 11 today. Andy is studying civil engineering, and explains how he got interested into it, and talks about what he will be doing after his studies, and he hopes to advance a career in the field. We get to see a family picture, Andy has his mum and friend in the audience for support today. Andy shows another picture of him in the territorial army, and explain a little about it, and how he would love to be a pilot, and would love to fly helicopters, which excites Noel.

Round 1
18 - £1 Boniface
10 - £750 Roman
3 - £50,000 Vinny
Andrew has a joke for Andy!
2 - £250,000 Andrew
21 - £10 Brenda

Banker time
What a shame says Noel. The Banker says he loved Andrew's joke, and he had a lovely evening last night celebrating number 37, and number 38 is here today. The Banker is going to honour Andy's joke of the day with a joke before each offer.

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Andy says
NO DEAL

Noel talks about all the similar names cropping up on the wings, there is Andy and Andrew, Deb and Debbie, Noel says it is like Noel's Ark at the moment

Round 2
1 - £100,000 Newbie Debbie
Bloomin heck says Noel.
13 - 50p Ken
15 - £5,000 Cindi

Banker time
The Banker says it is dark times for the contestants at the moment, and he then gives us another joke.

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Andy says
NO DEAL

Round 3
The Banker calls and says he is a nice guy and tries to cheer Andy up by speaking to him, he then tells Andy another joke.
8 - £50 Charlotte
22 - £100 Boo
Jade gives us a joke, but receives deathly silence for it. The Banker calls and says that joke was so bad there was tumbleweed in the studio! He then tells Jade that if she can't make the pilgrims laugh with another joke then Andy's next offer will be 1p! Luckily Jade's next joke gets a laugh.
17 - £20,000 Jade

Banker time
Noel says that Andy looks very competitive and is fighting this. The Banker thanks Jade for her joke, even though Andy already told that one earlier in the week. The Banker then gives us another joke.

Banker's offer:
£2,500

Andy says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Tony next and he gives us a joke.
5 - £250 Tony
14 - 10p Glenda
Now find the 1p says Noel
4 - £1,000 Jacky

Banker time
That is a huge improvement on the previous rounds says Noel. Noel talks about the chances of Andy winning the 1p, and says it is highly unlikely, but the Banker calls and says he has a 1 in 8 chance at the moment.

Banker's offer:
£7,000

Andy gets advice from his mum and Candi, Charlotte says that the Banker is trying to play on his emotions talking about Em's game.

Andy says
NO DEAL

Round 5
7 - £5 Deb
12 - £15,000 Fred
20 - £10,000 Barnaby

Banker time
Noel asks what are the chances of the 1p coming to the table again today, and the Banker calls and says 1 in 5. The Banker says that Andy has no back up on the board at the moment, but if he keeps the top 2 in play it will be to his advantage. The Banker asks for a little negotiation with Andy, and tries to find out what target Andy has, but Andy won't reveal anything.

Banker's offer:
£13,000

Noel asks about the conversation, and Andy confirms that the Banker was after a target, but Andy says that isn't a good idea giving him a target. Andy's mum says that he could do a lot with £13,000 and the next round could go horribly wrong. Andy gets more advice from the wings, and then the Banker calls and says he loves it when the contestants have just seen a 1p win.

Andy says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
19 - £35,000 Alphonso
16 - £500 Candi
9 - £75,000 Max

Banker time with 1p and £3,000 remaining

It's a Banker spanking, and you have got to feel good says Noel.

Banker's offer would've been:
£538

Noel opens Andy's box 11 and reveals £3,000

Box 6 with Jie contains the 1p

Andy says this has been an amazing journey and he has met some incredible people.



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Thursday, July 07, 2011

Em's Deal or No Deal Game Report 07/07/11

Em has box 7. Noel asks if Em should be called "prawn" and she says that was the nickname her dance teacher gave to her! She's a personal support assistant to George, who is partially deaf and blind. She reveals he'd like to go on a sky-dive. We get to see a pic of Em's parents and sisters at a wedding, and another pic of her with her friends. She introduces us to her boyfriend who's in the audience.
Round 1
Noel tells Em to relax and ignore the millions who are watching.
1 - Jacky - £500
Jacky reveals she's starting her own show called "Wake or No Wake"
6 - Vinny - £100
4 - Cindi - £50,000
16 - Max - £1,000
18 - Charlotte - £35,000

Banker time
The banker says Em is one of the show's youngest mummies ever, and she reveals Tony is the daddy, and is technically her husband.

Banker's offer:
£4,250

Em says
NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - Roman - £20,000
12 - Fred - £750
Noel gets Andy to do the joke of the day.
5 - Andy - £75,000

Banker time
The banker says this won't be Em's day, and everyone will end up crying, except one lone fat man.

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Em says she's still got a lot of blues to hit. Her boyfriend tells her to remain positive and hit the blues. The banker rings and says her boyfriend was picking his nose, and he says it's a habit!

Em says
NO DEAL

Round 3
The banker rings and says Em's boyfriend should pick the next box, as it'll be a bogey box. Noel says newbie Alphonso is a professional singer, who joins rocker Barnaby, singer Tony, comedian Andy, and professional mourner Roman on the wings!
22 - newbie Alphonso - £100,000
"My word", says Noel. Noel runs through some of Em's dreams, including getting a car.
8 - Candi - £10,000
9 - Jade - 10p

Banker time
The banker says he foresees disaster and will see more tears.

Banker's offer:
£900

Noel says Em's boyfriend picked his nose again, so he gets some handcuffs out for him to wear.

Em says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Glenda says she had £250k, and Noel wonders what the chances are of her having it 2 days in a row!!!!
13 - Glenda - 50p
Em says she's sensing red from the boxes.
13 - Tony - £10
17 - Andrew - £1

Banker time
The banker says it's a 40% chance of hitting the £250k in the next 3 boxes.

Banker's offer:
£7,000

Tony offers some obvious advice and Noel says he can't remember what we did before he arrived. Andrew says the banker's playing with Em's mind.

Em says
NO DEAL

Round 5
11 - Jie - £250,000
15 - Boniface - £3,000
Noel tells Em to hold it together as she could still win £15,000.
10 - Barnaby - £15,000

Banker time
The banker says he was right there and wonders why no-one ever listens to him. He says he'd like to have some of Em's tear-soaked tissues.

Banker's offer:
£200

The others advise Em that she could still win £5k, and Em says even £250 is slightly higher than this offer.

Em says
NO DEAL

Round 6
The banker rings and says he thinks Em will be #37 of the 1p club.
14 - Deb - £5,000
19 - Brenda - £5
21 - Ken - £50

Banker time with 1p and £250 remaining...

Banker's offer:
£37

Em says
NO DEAL

Em wins 1p from her box 7.

Box 20 with Boo contains the £250

Em becomes the 37th member of the 1p club. Em says at least she'll be remembered for something!



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