Joseph's Game Report

Well yesterday's game would have certainly provided quite a few talking points for everyone and it also produced a nice win for Nev although it could have been a lot more, but I'm sure he's VERY happy with the £41,000 he won. Today we finally get to see Joseph play and I'm sure there have been quite a few people who have been waiting for this game as he has been quite a character on while on the wings and I'm sure he will give us an entertaining show. Joseph has box 10 today and immediately has a little comedy moment with Noel while positioning his box on the table, Joseph has also brought a couple of plums along with him today for the banker!! They are for the fruity comments that the banker has made in the past but he won't give them to the banker until he wins the £250,000.

Joseph has his wife in the audience with him today and we learn a little about his illness whilst waiting in the wings to play which produced his temporary absence from the show, he reveals he's a bit of a numbers person so it could give us an entertaining battle with the banker.

Round 1
2 - 1p FANTASTIC start Studio loves that one
5 - £750
8 - £250 The audience are loving this start
11 - £1
Noel now possibly jinx's this round by saying this could be the 3rd all-blue start
14 - £10,000 well done Noel!!!

Noel says that it was a very strong opening round and taunts the banker with the plums that Joseph has brought along, the banker makes an opening offer of £12,000. Will Joseph be the first person to deal on the opening offer? He works out that it is just below half the average of the board, Noel then gets fed the exact figure through his earpiece and pretends he has worked out the exact average!!! Joseph appreciates the high opening offer but says NO DEAL.

Round 2
17 - £250,000 Joseph says the plums are gone!!!!
20 - £15,000 Joseph starts to nibble away at the reds now..
6 - £3,000

The cups of tea have been delivered and Joseph says there is money on the top, the bubbles on the top mean money, he also has the lucky stone that ex-contestant Ron gave every contestant with him. Joseph then starts to work out the average in his head again and Noel gets the exact figure through his earpiece again!!! The banker rings and Joseph says he's not in!! The banker wants to know what the glass of champagne means if the bubbles in his tea mean money? and then offers £10,238 which is half the average of the board. Joseph gets up and goes back to his original position on the wings and then in a great little comedy moment asks himself a what he should do, he replies to himself that it is a reasonable board and to NO DEAL - He takes his own advice and says NO DEAL.

Round 3
3 - £500
1 - 10p
7 - £75,000 Groans greet that one

Joseph works out the average again and says it's less than £20k now, Noel asks him to write the offer down - Joseph writes £6k down. The banker then calls and offers £11,500. Joseph calls his wife Louise down to the 'pound table' for a chat - she says enjoy the game. Joseph thinks for a while and then says NO DEAL.

Round 4
9 - £100
4 - £100,000 highest remaining red brings silence.....
13 - £1,000

Joseph is happy with the block of reds he has left, the banker calls and says the average has come down now, wonders what an offer of £6,000 would do to Joseph!! Noel has a bit of banter with Joseph over that possible amount but then reveals the true banker’s offer of £13,000. Joseph says DEAL.

Noel goes to Joseph's wife and she says she would have gone on.... We now find out who would have made the right decision

Round 5 - Proveout Round
21 - £5
22 - £10
19 - £35,000

Joseph again starts to work out the averages and Joseph says he doesn't think it would have been much of a different offer to the last one which he dealt at. The banker calls and Joseph is right, the banker sticks at the last offer of £13,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
18 - £50
12 - £20,000
15 - 50p

That round leaves a final 2 amounts of £50,000 and £5,000, the banker calls and says he would have offered £23,000. Joseph says he would have dealt the £23,000 and not gone on to open his box.

Noel opens box 10 that is sat in front of Joseph and reveals £5,000, Joseph has a win over the banker and although he could have won a little more he is delighted with the £13,000 and there are much more important things in life.

Box 16 contains the £50,000

Joseph provides a very entertaining show today and Noel says that he will be greatly missed on the show for the entertainment he has brought.