Joyce's Deal or No Deal Game Report 05/02/10

Noel says he loves the show as we're always reminding everyone about the value of money, and he says we saw that with Dave's game yesterday. He says dreams come in many shapes and sizes and he runs through some of the dreams of the contestants on the wings.

Joyce has box 9. Joyce can't stop laughing as she takes her place at the pound table! She is from Bristol and she says she's been dying to meet Noel! She has a lot of stuff with her and she has an angel for Noel and another one for the banker. Joyce also has a load of lucky charms on a keyring with her! We get to see some pics of her husband and she says he calls her Mrs. Noel Edmonds!

Round 1
Joyce asks the audience for lots of clapping when she pulls out good boxes.
11 - Kevin - £50
19 - Kim - £15,000
4 - Chris - 10p
Joyce can't stop laughing and she says Davey is her boyfriend and Justin gives her a phone call each morning but nothing else!
10 - Davey - £3,000
Joyce now points to Emiliana and explains that she set got her and Davey together.
8 - Emiliana - £1

Banker time
The banker says he wants Joyce to be Mrs. Banker, and she asks how far he'll take her. She says she'd like to go to a safari park in Kenya!

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Joyce says that's a nice offer but she doesn't want to go home yet!

Joyce says
NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - Yaser - £100,000
13 - Jean - £250,000
Noel says he's never seen someone so happy at taking out the £100k and the £250k!
7 - Jo - 1p

Banker time
Joyce makes a strange "oooh ahhhh" noise. The banker says that was a round of extraordinary contrast. He was going to offer £1,000 before the 1p came out.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Joyce says she'd love to squeeze Noel!!!

Joyce says
NO DEAL

Round 3
16 - Becca - £75,000
Noel says Joyce almost had the worst round possible.
6 - Caroline - £100
17 - Clive - £5

Banker time
Joyce admits that she often shouts at the TV when she watches the show! Noel asks her if she has a favourite game and she says Bingo.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Joyce says "that ain't on". She then calls Noel a blue eyed devil.

Joyce says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Justin now but Joyce calls him Jason.
20 - Justin - £35,000
3 - Eddie - 50p
Joyce gets a hug from Eddie and then a hug from Noel.
15 - Gaz - £5,000

Banker time
Joyce says she won't know what the offer is until the banker tells her! The banker teases Noel about being in there with Joyce.

Banker's offer:
£6,500

Joyce says no, she wants more than that - Give her the £20k and she'll go!! The banker phones back and says he listened.

NEW Offer!
Banker's offer:
£6,520

Joyce expresses her displeasure again. Banker phones back again and says no-one would offer £20k there!

NEW Offer...
Banker's offer:
£7,000

Joyce says
NO DEAL

Round 5
5 - Matthew - £250
Matthew gives Joyce a big hug. Eric now, but Joyce calls him Ernie and she can't stop laughing!!
12 - Eric - £50,000
22 - Debs - £500

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£4,000

Joyce is annoyed that the offer's gone down and not up. Chris tells her to think about the money. Joyce asks if the banker will give her £10,000. She then says she wants £5,000 and she'd deal. The banker phones back and says NO DEAL. It's £4,000 or nothing, he says...

Joyce says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Noel asks Joyce what she's done....
14 - Linda - £10
Noel asks Joyce to stop squeezing him so hard.
1 - Aimee - £1,000
18 - Zoe - £10,000

Banker time with £750 and £20,000 remaining

Noel says Joyce has been very brave and this offer might be enough for her.

Banker's offer:
£6,750

Joyce's daughter comes to the pound table and she says Joyce loses more than she wins at bingo.

Joyce says
DEAL

Joyce has £750 in her box 9

Box 21 with newbie Hazel contains the £20,000

Joyce says the money will do a heck of a lot for her as she's never had that much money in 74 years of her life so far!

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