Noel says it's a brand new week after a weekend where we saw a player deal because his wife's baby kicked!
Russ has box 2.
Russ is a retired salesman, and he sold products to farmers. He used to be a farmer himself. He says he grew up on a farm, and he used to see the mother hen calling her chicks for the food. He did an impression of the hen and all the chicks ran to him! He has a soft toy chick and a chicken ornament with him and he does some chicken impressions for a demonstration. He takes up his position on the walk of wealth, and does an impression of what a hen is like when it's looking for somewhere to nest!!! He then does more impressions of what hens sound like when they lay an egg, and then more impressions of other chickens and a cockerel!!! Noel remains seated at the pound table looking bored Noel has a list of all the animals Russ does an impression of, and he does some more impressions... says he used to go to school every morning on a pony and would often ride around a field standing on a horse
Russ says he's a wheeler dealer rather than a gambler...
Round 1
David first and Noel asks him for a noise and he says "Meow"
12 - David - £5
Mary now, and she does a "bahh"...
4 - Mary - £1
Newbie Elaine now, and she does a tutting noise!! Supposed to be a rabbit
16 - newbie Elaine - £10
Sid now and he does a MOOOO....
22 - Sid - £20,000
Stephen now with a loud ROAR...
8 - Stephen - £1,000
Banker time
The banker asks for an old car horn which Russ does!!
Banker's offer:
THERAPY
With spending money...
£11,000
Russ says that's a good offer, and he'd improve the house with it...
Russ says
NO DEAL
Round 2
Marie now with a bleat Noel says Marie's average box contents is £90,000!!
15 - Marie - 1p
Russ gives Marie the 1p kiss, but Noel gets Russ to do it again, and Marie comes onto the walk of wealth dancing like a chicken Noel highlights the strength of the board at the moment.
Bessie now with a little twit-twoo
21 - Bessie - £35,000
Carol now and she does a monkey!
6 - Carol - £50,000
Banker time
The banker says this is Noel's Ark He gets Russ to do a bicycle pump impression to inflate the offer!
Banker's offer:
£6,500
"OH OH oh my word" says Russ... he goes to choose a next box without answering the question
Russ says
NO DEAL
Round 3
Kerry now and she does a snake. Noel makes a joke about adders
7 - Kerry - £750
Hassan now with a duck and some arm movements
5 - Hassan - £250,000
"ARGHHH NO!!!" shouts Russ
Dan now and he oinks...
18 - Dan - £100,000
Banker time
The banker says the others are animals for doing that to Russ. He says it's a 3% chance of doing that.
Banker's offer:
£950
Boos and hisses greet that offer, and Gary says it's chicken feed... Michelle now, but Russ hasn't answered the question!
Russ says
NO DEAL
Round 4
Michelle now, with an angry orang-utan!
13 - Michelle - £5,000
Cal now with a bad pigeon impression
10 - Cal - £500
Noel says lets focus on getting Russ some big money now...
11 - Lillian - £50
Banker time
Noel says he can't remember when there was such a happy game!!
Banker's offer:
£5,000
Noel says that's a good increase from the last offer. Russ says it's nice and says there are lots of blues on the board. Martin asks if £5,000 would do a lot for Russ, and he says it will. Dan warns what will happen if he takes the £75k out.
Russ says
DEAL
Round 5
Noel says he had a feeling Russ would say that... and thinks there could be one more in it but he wants Russ to be right.
17 - Ginette - 10p
Perfect start, says Noel
1 - Laura - £15,000
19 - Gary - £3,000
Banker time
Noel says he doesn't think it'll be enough, and Russ says no, it will be enough!
Banker's offer would've been:
£5,000
Round 6
20 - Kate - £10,000
9 - Nicholas - £75,000
3 - Sharna - 50p
Banker time with £100 and £250 remaining
The banker says he's doing an impression of an unhappy fat pig
Banker's offer would've been:
£150
Russ has £250 in his box 2.
Noel says that's a good mark-up, but it isn't a spanking as Russ had higher offers earlier.
14 - Martin - £100
Russ said he was worried about the big numbers jumping out which is why he left. Noel says this has been daft but very happy!!
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