Macka's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Macka has box 21 today. Macka is a cafe owner, he took it over originally as a fisherman's cafe, and still caters for the fishing community. He shows us a picture of the amazing view from his cafe. He has his wife in the audience for support today. We get to see another picture which is of his mum and late dad. He tells us he told his dad about applying for Deal or No Deal, and his dad said the programme was rubbish! But later found him engrossed in the programme

Round 1
17 - £5,000 Fred
Andy next, and it is joke time now...
9 - £50,000 Andy
Macka tells a story of how his brother set up a DoND studio in their conservatory on Boxing day, and they played a game and he won £20,000.
3 - £250 Jacky
16 - £500 Boniface
14 - £3,000 Brenda

Banker time
The Banker says he loves the story of Macka playing DoND on Boxing day. He asks if Macka's brother was a generous banker.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Macka says
NO DEAL

Noel talks about Jacky's funeral, and the Banker calls about the photos that Jacky plans to have shown at her funeral, and he has a wonderful idea for her!

Round 2
13 - £15,000 Roman
5 - £10,000 Jai
1 - £750 Micole

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£11,500

Wow says Macka, and his wife says the same.

Macka says
NO DEAL

Round 3
18 - £75,000 Andre
Noel says this board is getting a bit silly now.
11 - £10 Karen
6 - £5 Ken

Banker time
Noel reveals that Macka has to win at £27 to pay for the clothes that he bought for the show! Noel says it does say £300 on the card, but he can't believe that Macka spent more than £27 on his outfits!

Banker's offer:
£15,000

Macka goes to the wings and his wife for advise. The Banker calls and says most people would encourage people to play on at the 3rd offer, but this board splits people as it is a gambler's board and Macka is more than likely going to have a blue in his box on this type of board.

Macka says
NO DEAL

Round 4
2 - £50 Em
22 - £35,000 Boo
7 - £250,000 Cindi

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Noel says that the big problem Macka has is that he has 4 small amounts still dominating his board.

Macka says
NO DEAL

Round 5
8 - £1 Victoria
4 - £100 Tony
15 - 50p Deb

Banker time
That was bizarre says Noel as in some respects that wasn't enough. The Banker says that the good news is that Macka will get an offer that his wife will like.

Banker's offer:
£13,000

Wow says Macka, he then goes to the wings for advise. His wife says it is a very good offer, but like she has said from the start, it is his game and she will back him all the way. The Banker calls and asks to speak to Macka, he tells Macka that he has rewarded him for his bravery over the last offers and he could have easily offered £9,000 here.

Macka says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
10 - £20,000 Charlotte
12 - 1p Andrew
19 - 10p Graham

Banker time with £1,000 and £100,000 remaining

The Banker feels good about the chat he had with Macka

Banker's offer would've been:
£31,000

Noel opens Macka's box 21 and reveals £1,000

Box 20 with newbie Max contains the £100,000

Macka says he has been on a journey since the day of his audition, and he has met the most amazing people.



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Seema's Deal or No Deal Game Report 29/06/11

Seema has box 3. Seema introduces us to her husband, and explains they met in New Zealand, but she's originally from Fiji. Noel reveals Seema is scared of water and flying, which isn't great when living on an island! She shows some pics of all her family in Fiji, and a pic of her daughter who has a large birthmark on her eye, and she says she wants some money to treat the birthmark.
Round 1
Seema says playing the game is a very big thing for her, and she reckons everyone on Fiji would be happy for her.
19 - Jie - £1
10 - Boo - £100
Noel talks about how Jie's from China, Seema's from Fiji, and Boo's from Turkey.
15 - Em - £5,000
14 - Fred - £750
7 - Boniface - £35,000
Noel thanks Boniface for wearing his Maasai costume.

Banker time
The banker talks about the unity of nations on the show! He admits he got lucky in yesterday's game.

Banker's offer:
£5,500

Seema says where she comes from has Fijian dollars, and there are $3 to £1. Seema says this offer is really big money for her. Noel says her husband's like a funeral director!

Seema says
NO DEAL

Round 2
21 - Macka - £100,000
Noel says we're due 2 jokes of the day from Andy, and he gets him to do one, but Andy says he can't think of any!
1 - Andy - £250,000
The banker rings and tells Andy that his box contents was the biggest laugh!
13 - Graham - 1p

Banker time
Noel says he doesn't think we've had that combination of box values in a round before.

Banker's offer:
£6,000

Then Noel says that's in Fijian dollars!

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Seema says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel talks about Seema's dreams, and she says she grew up in a house of 7 people in a single room, and their home had to be rebuilt 5 times because of storms. She'd like money to build her family a house on stilts to avoid the bad weather!
16 - Karen - £1,000
20 - Andre - £3,000
Noel reveals that Andre has a fear of bottle tops. Noel then reveals Seema has a thing about cleaning. Noel then gets on to the subject of how Jacky organised her own funeral!
6 - Jacky - 10p

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Seema says
NO DEAL

Round 4
12 - newbie Andrew - 50p
9 - Charlotte - £10
4 - Ken - £50

Banker time
The banker says he thought he'd seen the back of those blue rounds.

Banker's offer:
£15,000

Seema talks about how much the money would do for her family, and how her father worked so hard to put her in school. Macka says there are still some big figures on the board, but she'd be chasing money if she took them out.

Seema says
NO DEAL

Round 5
18 - Roman - £15,000
8 - Tony - £75,000
"Ooh no, no" says Noel.
17 - Victoria - £250

Banker time
The banker says it's hard to accept an offer when it's not the highest in the game.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

The others advise Seema to go with her gut instinct, and Roman runs through the various scenarios of what could happen now. Noel says he's very jumpy now as we had a sudden swerve yesterday!

Seema says
NO DEAL

Round 6
11 - Deb - £50,000
2 - Micole - £500
5 - Brenda - £5

Banker time with £10,000 and £20,000 remaining...

Seema's husband comes to the pound table to give her a hug.

Banker's offer:
£15,000

Noel says this is an amazing moment, and he runs through the ambitions of Seema and her husband. Seema reckons the viewers at home would tell her to "go girl".

Seema says
NO DEAL

Noel says everyone is waiting to find out whether Seema did the right thing.

Seema wins £20,000 from her box 3.

All the other contestants rush out to congratulate Seema.

Noel rushes over to open Cindi's box 22! It contains £10,000 to complete the game.


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Gary's Deal or No Deal Game Report 28/06/11

Gary has box 7 today. Gary is a security officer at the houses of parliament. Noel wants to know about Gary's other career though, and then shows a picture of Gary with a wrestling belt he won when he was a pro wrestler. We get to see a picture of Gary's sons, and he has his wife Lyndsey in the audience for support.

Round 1
Gary says he is going to be a bit different today and be nice to the Banker. The Banker calls and asks what drink and biscuits Gary would like during the break.
18 - £20,000 Tony
1 - £10,000 Victoria
12 - 50p Boniface
13 - £50 Andy
4 - 10p Deb

Banker time
The Banker and Andy are very pleasant to each other

Banker's offer:
£10,750

Gary says
NO DEAL

The Banker has delivered a pot of tea and plate of cakes for Gary

Round 2
14 - £750 Charlotte
8 - £15,000 Roman
Noel pours out a cup of tea for himself and also makes a cup for Gary's wife
11 - £100,000 Fred

Banker time
That has made it serious now says Noel.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Gary says he can pay his car off with that amount. Gary says in the future he would like to take his boys to Florida, and would also like to buy a house.

Gary says
NO DEAL

Round 3
2 - £35,000 Ken
6 - £250,000 Seema
Oh dear says Noel
9 - £1 Karen

Banker time
That was a horrible round says Noel. The Banker asks for the plate of cakes to be returned! He then wants the cup of tea from Gary and his wife returned!

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Karen tells Gary to keep his chin up.

Gary says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Gary says that he isn't going to be nice to the Banker any more, and he gets lots of cheers from the pilgrims.
10 - £5 Newbie Boo
17 - £50,000 Andre
Oh, no, no says Noel
5 - £5,000 Graham

Banker time
This isn't going the way we wanted says Noel. The Banker says he is a business man and that is the kind of board you speculate on.

Banker's offer:
£500

It's not looking too good is it says Gary. Micole thinks there is at least one more round in the game.

Gary says
NO DEAL

Round 5
3 - 1p Jacky
20 - £3,000 Micole
19 - £100 Jia

Banker time
The £75,000 is still there in your life says Noel. The Banker says he did make a very low offer last time.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Noel says that is pitched very cleverly. Gary asks the pilgrims who would deal, and a few put up their hands.

Gary says
NO DEAL

Round 6
That was very brave says Noel, and Gary says that he is bricking it now!
21 - £250 Em
22 - £10 Cindi
15 - £500 Macka

Banker time with £1,000 and £75,000 remaining

Gary says he is shaking like a leaf now. The Banker calls and tells Noel to bring back out the cakes and cup of tea for Gary. Gary tells the Banker to wait a while as he has a sip of tea and a cake!

Noel starts playing with the offers...

First
£19,000

Then
£20,000

Then
£23,000

The Actual offer is....

Banker's offer:
£24,000

Noel reminds Gary of his reaction to £19,000 and what he said he could do with that.

Gary says
NO DEAL

Noel is totally stunned by Gary. Noel says that he shocked and stunned everyone as they all thought he was going then, and Gary said so did he, but he will never have this opportunity.

Noel is about to open the box and the Banker calls and offers the SWAP

Gary says
NO SWAP

Noel opens Gary's box 7 and reveals £1,000

Gary turns to his wife and says sorry.

Box 16 with Brenda contains the £75,000

Gary said he had to go for it, even though it looked like he was being greedy, as this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.



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Hayley's Deal or No Deal Game Report 27/06/11

Hayley has box 5 today. Hayley is a part-time account manager for a t-shirt printing company. Hayley says that she works with her husband, but would like to change jobs as she sees so much of hubby!! Hayley has her husband, mum and dad in the audience today, and points out that her hubby looks quite like her dad. We get to see a picture of Hayley and her hubby Shep on holiday, and she talks about how they met and their whirlwind romance. We also see a picture of Hayley's 2 daughters, and she has a good luck card from them as well. Hayley asks if she can say hi to her daughters, and then says hi to them, but the Banker calls and says she wasn't allowed to say that, so she has to now un-say that and has to say she doesn't love them and doesn't know if she will ever be back again!
Round 1
1 - £5,000 Charlotte
Hayley says that she didn't sleep well last night, partly because of her husband's snoring, and also because she thought her game was due soon.
9 - 50p Gary
Newbie Tony next, and he is a band called Take Fat, he is Blobby Williams
2 - £100,000 Newbie Tony
10 - £10,000 Boniface
18 - £15,000 Roman

Banker time
The Banker says that was a bit of a mixed opening round.

Banker's offer:
£6,000

Hayley says
NO DEAL

Round 2
14 - £50 Micole
12 - £1 Andre
Cindi next, and Noel tells a story about Cindi being on a minibus while on a hen night, the minibus pulled along side another minibus and Cindi pulled up her top and flashed them! It turned out they were 9 year old scouts!!
20 - £5 Cindi

Banker time
The Banker says that Hayley is rampant and he is starting to feel for Shep.

Banker's offer:
£11,000

Hayley says she is a bit blown away by that as she could do so much with it.

Hayley says
NO DEAL

Round 3
8 - £50,000 Em
19 - 10p Ken
16 - £3,000 Fred

Banker time
Noel thinks that Hayley will have a bit of a tussle with the Banker now. The Banker says that it is a tricky board now.

Banker's offer:
£13,013

Noel thinks that is a very clever offer. Hayley turns to her husband who says it is a good offer.

Hayley says
NO DEAL

Round 4
21 - £1,000 Jacky
Noel asks how Hayley is picking these, and she says she is just feeling her way through the game, but is prepared to go all the way, as she goes all the way!
4 - £250 Seema
13 - £35,000 Jia

Banker time
There are a lot of no's associated with that round says Noel. The Banker says it is a very interesting situation now, as Hayley has shown she can decline money that means a lot to her, but she can destroy this board in one round.

Banker's offer:
£18,000

Noel runs through some of Hayley's dreams, she would like a new car, a holiday to Florida, and also sort out her mortgage. Hayley goes to her dad and the wings for some advice. Hayley is ready for the question, but the Banker calls and hopes that Hayley is doing the right thing, and needs to make sure she takes the £18,000 now, although if she did decline it he would consider her very brave.

Hayley says
DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
22 - £20,000 Andy
6 - £500 Macka
17 - £750 Deb

Banker time
Now that is a fascinating scenario says Noel, and he wonders if the £250,000 has come to the table again. Noel talks about there not being a rate card for offers and it is always based on the player, and the Banker would have been so scared of Hayley here in live play

Banker's offer would've been:
£30,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
7 - £10 Victoria
No, no says Noel.
15 - £100 Karen
Oh no, says Noel, what an amazing game
11 - £75,000 Graham

Banker time with 1p and £250,000 remaining

What an end says Noel, we have seen this end on only a handful of occasions. The Banker talks about offering the Banker's Gamble in this situation before, and Hayley asks if he would do it again, and the Banker says never again!

Banker's offer would've been:
£60,000

Noel opens Hayley's box 5 and reveals 1p

Box 3 with Brenda contains the £250,000

Hayley says she is a very fortunate young lady to have £18,000. The Banker calls back and says that Hayley can now turn to the camera and say that mummy loves you loads and is bringing home £18,000



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John's Deal or No Deal Game Report 26/06/11

John has box 11 today. John is from Swindon, and says that it is one of the finest places to live. He is the son of Polish parents and was born in France, he says everything changed for him at the start of World War II when he had to work in a coal mine at the age of 14. He shows some pictures of him throughout his life. He talks about his wife and her problems with her eyes, and how he has had to pay for a lot of treatment to save her eye.

Round 1
14 - 1p Cindi
21 - £10,000 Jei
17 - £1 Karen
Boniface next and today he is wearing his Masai Mara national dress.
19 - £100 Boniface
9 - £15,000 Andre

Banker time
The Banker says he has been shopping and is having a mixed grill Sunday today. He says that John has opened his eyes to a new way of dressing with his untucked shirt and tie. The Banker asks to see the picture of John from the 80's and points out that John is wearing the same tie today.

Banker's offer:
£8,200

John says that is over the amount of his annual pension.

John says
NO DEAL

Round 2
8 - 10p Brenda
1 - 50p Micole
Roman next and Noel says that his friends call him whiskey as they can't pronounce his Polish surname.
18 - £10 Roman

Banker time
The Banker says he needs to make friends with John now, and he also met one of his wives in a Polish club, but it was a little different as it was a club with a pole in it!

Banker's offer:
£13,000

Noel says John would like to arrange a family reunion for his family that are spread out all over Europe. John says he still has lots of big numbers on the board.

John says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel asks if we want a laugh now, and gets Andy to give us one of his jokes.
10 - £100,000 Deb
2 - £750 Graham
Noel asks John what else he wants to spend his money on, and John says he would like a bit of financial security should either him or his wife passes away.
22 - £5,000 Victoria

Banker time
That isn't bad at all says Noel. The Banker says that Victoria has had a lot of bows in her hair recently, and this caused lots of other contestants to try them out as well, and it wasn't just the women! He has found a photo of Gary trying on one of the bows, and shows it on the gameboard.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

John says some of the big amounts are still smiling at him.

John says
NO DEAL

Round 4
6 - £250 Em
3 - £75,000 Ken
That is a disappointment says Noel.
7 - £50,000 Andy

Banker time
That has completely changed the shape of the game says Noel. The Banker says that is a very different board now, and John's future hangs on one box now.

Banker's offer:
£8,000

That is virtually where you started says Noel. The Banker calls and says that this is a tough decision now, and one of the hardest things to do on the show is to take their lowest offer, and quite a few people have gone on to win a blue after being too proud to take their lowest offer.

John says
NO DEAL

Round 5
13 - £50 Fred
20 - £500 Seema
16 - £20,000 Newbie Jacky

Banker time
The Banker says with the board John had it was against the odds for him to hit 2 blues.

Banker's offer:
£26,000

John says that is a lot of, lot of money. John says that is 3 years worth of state pension.

John says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
4 - £35,000 Charlotte
15 - £5 Gary
Oh my word says Noel, it is all on this box now. The Banker calls and says that he would have called here and said depending on the next box the final offer would have been £2,000 or £62,000
12 - £3,000 Macka

Banker time with £1,000 and £250,000 remaining

Banker's offer would've been:
£62,000

Noel opens John's box 11 and reveals £250,000

Box 5 with Hayley contains the £1,000

John says that he is very happy with what he has



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Ted's Deal or No Deal Game Report 24/06/11

Ted has box 10. Em walks Ted and his guide dog up to the pound table. Noel mis-pronounces Ted's surname and Ted tells him off. Ted is from London, and is a retired dairy worker, and Noel talks about how he's 91. Ted explains how he was in the Middle East during WW2, and a bomb went off close to Ted's vehicle, which triggered his eyesight problems. He was invalided out of the army, then his eyesight came back for a while, and he went into the dairy industry. His eyesight went totally during the 1970s, and he got his first guide-dog in 1980, which gave him independence.

Ted has his service and pay book from when he was in the army, and a photo of Ted with his late wife. He says it wasn't love at first sight. Ted has some supporters with him in the audience today.

Round 1
Ted asks why the banker doesn't have a first name like everyone else! The banker rings and Ted speaks to him. He then asks the banker if he goes to bingo and if he likes a little "nipple" every now and again. :Lol: Ted reveals he wants to call the banker Bob! The banker rings back and says he agrees to be known as Bob.
1 - Karen - £35,000
4 - Jie - £250,000
7 - Micole - £1
9 - Macka - £10,000
Cindi next, and Noel talks about how Cindi was involved in a flashing incident, and Ted says that's no use to him, unless he gets close enough and has a feel.
11 - Cindi - £15,000

Banker time
The banker says Ted's saved him a few bob after that round.

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Ted says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Ted talks about how he collected tin foil and aluminium cans, and then he'd sell it and give the proceeds to help guide dogs.
3 - Em - £75,000
Newbie Boniface next, and he talks about how he's a Maasai warrior, and he says he'll wear his tribal costume tomorrow.
5 - Boniface - £3,000
Graham next, but he accidentally calls Ted "Bob"! The banker rings and tells Graham off.
13 - Graham - 1p

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Ted says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel talks about how Ted has never been reunited with his fellow soldiers, and he'd particularly like to track down Len Jameson, who was Ted's co-driver when the bomb struck near their vehicle.
22 - John - £500
2 - Hayley - £50
Andy next, and Noel gets him to do the joke of the day.
16 - Andy - £20,000

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Ted says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel asks what Ted would use any money for, and he says he'd spend money on guide dogs, as well as his grandchildren and some friends who have health problems. Ted goes for number 10 then realises he has number 10!
15 - Charlotte - 50p
21 - Ken - £750
12 - Gary - £10

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Ted says he still thinks there's at least 1 more round in it.

Ted says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel talks about Ted's involvement with helping guide dogs. Noel reminds Ted what box numbers he has left.
19 - Victoria - £50,000
14 - Brenda - £100,000
8 - Roman - £250

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£600

Noel runs through the offers of the game. Ted says money is like manure - the more you spread it, the better it gets!

Ted says
NO DEAL

Round 6
20 - Seema - 10p
17 - Andre - £5,000
18 - Fred - £1,000

Banker time with £5 and £100 remaining

Noel says this is doubly cruel, as Ted didn't want the money for himself.

Banker's offer:
£40

Ted says
NO DEAL

Ted wins £5 from his box 10.

Box 6 with Deb contains £100

Ted says that what will be, will be. Noel says the whole team is grateful for Ted coming on the show.



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Stacey's Deal or No Deal Game Report 23/06/11

Stacey has box 4. Stacey is a personal banking advisor, and she says she works in a bank and deals with the public. She has her mum in the audience today, and Noel says he loves her laugh! Stacey shows a pic of her parents and her nephew, and a pic of her niece with a birthday cake. She also shows a photo of her granddad just before he moved to Jamaica. Noel reveals she thought her call for the audition was a prank, as the researcher who phoned her was also called Stacey!

Round 1
Stacey talks about how weird it is to be playing her game!
2 - Brenda - 50p
7 - Andy - £500
6 - Charlotte - £50,000
8 - Gary - £10
11 - Em - £75,000

Banker time
The banker says he's been looking forward to having personal banking with Stacey! He says Stacey's been leading the other contestants astray at the bar.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Stacey says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel says we've got a lot to look forward to today, including Andy's joke and Cindi's story. Victoria next, and she says he does a great Zippy impression, so he gives us a demo!
14 - Victoria - £100
5 - Hayley - £50
18 - Micole - 10p

Banker time
Stacey reveals Micole's sign-nickname for her is of someone texting on their phone! The banker wonders what his sign-nickname is. He asks Stacey what the offer should be, and she says £25k!

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Stacey says she'd like to take her family on a holiday, and she'd like to help her parents out.

Stacey says
NO DEAL

Round 3
10 - Ken - £15,000
Stacey reveals she once set fire to her fringe, and burnt a kitchen and a hedge down!
17 - Fred - £5
Noel talks about how Stacey used to sneak out of the house lots when she was younger!
16 - Andre - £35,000

Banker time
The banker says he's concerned that Stacey's antics make her seem unprofessional!

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Stacey says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel gets Andy to do his joke of the day. Stacey asks her mum to come down to the pound table. The banker rings and says Stacey got her mum down because of Andy's joke!
3 - Ted - £3,000
15 - Cindi - £250
19 - Macka - 1p

Banker time
The banker and Noel talk about how fast Macka was to get his 1p kiss from Stacey!

Banker's offer:
£22,000

Stacey says that's a lot of money. Stacey asks for some advice, and Victoria tells her to go with her gut and go for it if she feels lucky. Graham says the odds are in Stacey's favour. The banker rings back and says he feels Stacey shouldn't go on! Stacey says she doesn't really have a target. Seema says it's a very good board to go on.

The banker rings again and says Stacey advises people over money, so he advises her that it's likely her next 3 boxes will all be red.

Stacey says
DEAL

Round 5 - proveout
12 - Karen - £250,000
9 - newbie Deb - £750
1 - Jie - £1

Banker time
The banker says he's got a knot in his stomach again!

Banker's offer would've been:
£18,000

Round 6 - proveout
21 - Roman - £1,000
13 - John - £20,000
22 - Graham - £10,000

Banker time with £5,000 and £100,000 remaining...

Stacey said her dad kept telling her that she'd have £100,000.

Banker's offer would've been:
£35,000

Stacey has £100,000 in her box 4.

Box 20 with Seema contains the £5,000

Noel talks about how Stacey's dad was right!



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Anthony's Deal or No Deal Game Report 22/06/11

Anthony has box 19. Noel says Anthony has his twin brother in the audience, and they've both had cystic fibrosis all their lives, and he talks about how it's affected their lives and how they have to do various exercises each day to control it. Anthony shows a photo of him with his family, and another pic of him when his brother had given him a dodgy haircut just before he went on the show!

Round 1
21 - Brenda - £50
2 - Ken - £15,000
13 - Victoria - £250
12 - Em - 1p
11 - Stacey - £10,000

Banker time
Banker says he's feeling pugnacious today. He says Anthony is sickeningly good-looking, and thinks he could be trouble, so he's going to play a dirty trick. The banker says he's bonded with Anthony's twin-brother, so the question will be directed to him!

Banker's offer:
SWAP

Anthony's twin-brother says
NO SWAP

Round 2
18 - Karen - £100,000
16 - Macka - £35,000
3 - Graham - £5

Banker time
Noel says a member of staff couldn't understand Anthony's accent!

Banker's offer:
£6,000

Anthony says
NO DEAL

Round 3
20 - Fred - £3,000
9 - Hayley - £5,000
Cindi next, and Noel says we'll soon find out the story of her and the traumatised boy scouts!
4 - Cindi - 10p

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Noel reveals that Anthony would like to donate some money to the hospital where they get medical aid, and also get some money for his mum.

Anthony says
NO DEAL

Round 4
6 - Seema - £250,000
5 - Andre - £1
10 - Jie - £75,000

Banker time
The banker says he recognises Anthony is popular, and will delight in his failure.

Banker's offer:
£2,500

Anthony says it's a good offer considering what he took out.

Anthony says
NO DEAL

Round 5
22 - Gary - £1,000
1 - newbie Roman - £750
15 - Micole - £10

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£9,250

Anthony's brother says it's good money and Noel says it's not been the luckiest game. Noel says he hopes the right decision is coming here.

Anthony says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Noel says he wants to put everything in context, and he talks about how Anthony and his twin-brother can't work because of their cystic fibrosis, and they have to struggle each day to keep healthy.

Anthony chooses box 7 with John, then changes his mind. Noel reminds us how Jonny changed his mind over a box and ruined his game.
8 - Andy - 50p
Ted says he thinks £20k is in his box. Anthony asks his brother for some advice over which box to choose now, so Noel asks him down to the pound table.
17 - Ted - £50,000
Anthony goes for box 7 but then changes his mind to 14.
14 - Charlotte - £500

Banker time with £100 and £20,000 remaining

The banker says declining the last offer was a huge decision.

Banker's offer:
£7,000

Anthony says he wasn't expecting that much. Andre says it's a lot of money, and not far off what he turned down at the last offer. Anthony and his brother discuss whether they should "do it" or not. Noel asks who wants them to deal, and almost everyone in the audience stands up.

Anthony says
NO DEAL

Noel says this is two young men wanting security to face their health issues in the future.

Anthony wins £20,000 from his box 19.

The other contestants rush out to join Anthony and his brother at the pound table.

Box 7 with John contains the £100

Noel says he thought they were insane to take the risk!



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Beryl-Anne's Deal or No Deal Game Report 21/06/11

Beryl-Anne has box 22. Noel talks about how Beryl-Anne is perceived to be posh, and she says her husband used to call her "The Duchess" and it's stuck! Beryl was born in Scotland and talks about the places she's lived, and Noel asks her about all the husbands she's had! She shows a pic of her 3 sons at her last wedding, and she explains she got married in a train station and had a 1930s theme. Beryl-Anne also shows a photo of her with Prince Edward when she won an award.

Round 1
2 - Brenda - £5,000
10 - Seema - £500
Gary next, and Beryl-Anne says she's been giving him counselling, as she found him loitering outside the toilets! Gary says he was waiting there for his wife.
13 - Gary - 10p
1 - Graham - £15,000
17 - Anthony - £1

Banker time
The banker says the china needs to be got ready for Beryl-Anne, and he says most other players are electronically tagged. He asks Gary if George Michael was hanging around with him!

Banker's offer:
£9,000 + plate of cucumber sandwiches

Beryl-Anne thinks about what she could do with £9k, including feeding the dogs and running the estate! The banker rings back and says most of the other contestants have big dogs and live on estates.

Beryl-Anne says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel presents Beryl-Anne with the DoND china tea-set.
19 - Cindi - £100
16 - newbie Jie - 1p
15 - Macka - £100,000
Noel says low-grade grass in the Highlands shares Macka's name!

Banker time
The banker reveals that Beryl-Anne didn't get the coach with the others to the studio this morning, and she was chauffeur driven! He then reveals she was driven as she missed the coach.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Noel goes through some of Beryl-Anne's ambitions.

Beryl-Anne says
NO DEAL

Round 3
12 - Ken - £250
5 - John - £250,000
9 - Andy - £1,000

Banker time
The banker reveals Andy went to the loo during the break!

Banker's offer:
£4,500

Karen says that would only feed one dog!

Beryl-Anne says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel gets Andy to do the joke of the day, but he gets it wrong!
11 - Fred - £10
6 - Karen - £50
18 - Ted - 50p

Banker time
The banker says that round was hugely against the odds.

Banker's offer:
£13,500

Beryl-Anne says that would meet 3 of her dreams, including taking her husband on holiday, buying a sound system for her local youth theatre. Her family in the audience tell her to think about the offer as they'd hate to see her win nothing.

Beryl-Anne says
NO DEAL

Round 5
21 - Em - £75,000
3 - Andre - £3,000
8 - Hayley - £35,000

Banker time
The banker talks about how it feels like they're on see-saws at the moment.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Beryl-Anne asks Ted and he says he'd deal.

Beryl-Anne says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Noel says he thought she'd stop, and she says she did too!
7 - Charlotte - £20,000
14 - Micole - £750
The banker rings and says if this is £5 now, the offer will be at least £20,000. If it's £50k, then it'll be in the low thousands. If she finds £10k, it'll probably be £10k.
20 - Stacey - £10,000

Banker time with £5 and £50,000 remaining...

Noel says the see-saw's collapsed! He thinks £10k may not be enough as the same extremes of the game remain from last time.

Banker's offer:
£15,000

Beryl-Anne says a work colleague kept saying "four" to her, and she talks about how important the number 4 is to her. The banker rings and says the swap may not be offered.

Beryl-Anne says
DEAL

The banker phones and says he wouldn't have offered the swap.

Beryl-Anne has £5 in her box 22.

Box 4 with Victoria contains the £50,000

Beryl-Anne talks about what she'll do with the money.



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Olga's Deal or No Deal Game Report 20/06/11

Olga has box 20 today. Olga is from Bradford, but originally from the Murmansk. She shows us a landscape picture of her town, and tells us why she came to the UK, as she loves the English language and culture. She is single despite her mum wanting to find a husband for her, but she says she is happy being single.

Round 1
Olga asks the pilgrims for help with the British sense of humour as she really struggles with it.
21 - £5 Hayley
12 - £250,000 Gary
14 - £1 Nicole
18 - 10p Andy
8 - 1p Macka

Banker time
What an amazing round says Noel, and he has never seen anything like that on the show. The Banker says 'Hi' to Olga in Russian, he says that he spends a lot of time online and a lot of messages arrived to him when everyone found out she was single earlier.

Banker's offer:
£7,500

That is an incredible offer says Olga, but she doesn't want to be the first to go in the opening round.

Olga says
NO DEAL

Round 2
1 - £100,000 Beryl-Anne
11 - £15,000 Ken
10 - £20,000 Charlotte

Banker time
That is the kind of round you don't want says Noel. Olga says the board is balanced at 7-7, although doesn't think it is in terms of money.

Banker's offer:
£3,000

That's OK says Olga, and it's a very good offer for the board.

Olga says
NO DEAL

Round 3
15 - £100 Stacey
Olga wasn't sure what the value was and thought it was the 50p, but Noel says the board is quite a useful guide to find out what is remaining, or what has gone
19 - £35,000 Andre
7 - £10 John

Banker time
Noel says that Olga wants to win enough money to set up her own language business. Olga talks about how she is so happy to be single, she was originally planning to marry someone, and for various reasons it didn't happen and it left her bruised, Noel tells her that the right person will come along, and it could be someone quite old but loaded! The Banker calls and says 'Hello baby'!

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Olga says that it is very precarious at the moment, and Noel says it is if you want to be pessimistic.

Olga says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Olga is wary of the 'Death box', the newbie and also box 13.
5 - £250 Anthony
3 - £50 Victoria
This is the round she wanted says Noel.
9 - £75,000 Ted

Banker time
It's a one-box game now says Noel. The Banker says that Olga is in big trouble now

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Macka says that Olga still has a lot of boxes above £1,000.

Olga says
NO DEAL

Round 5
22 - £3,000 Fred
6 - £1,000 Seema
There is a huge amount riding on this next box says Noel.
4 - £50,000 Brenda

Banker time
What a disappointing game says Noel, although there is still the chance of £10,000 being on the table. The Banker says the last offer was so low because the chances of taking the £50,000 were so high.

Banker's offer:
£850

Olga says
NO DEAL

Round 6
2 - £10,000 Graham
13 - £750 Karen
16 - £5,000 Newbie Cindy

Banker time with 50p and £500 remaining

The Banker says he would have never picked the newbie

Banker's offer:
£99

Olga says
NO DEAL

Noel opens Olga's box 20 and reveals £500

Box 17 with Em contains the 50p

Olga takes a deep breath and then does a little dance. Noel says it is one of those games where you can go away with no regrets, as you didn't do anything wrong, but lady luck just wasn't there today.



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G's Deal or No Deal Game Report 19/06/11

G has box 5. G is from London but now lives in Lincolnshire, and talks about his Italian roots, and how he has a huge Italian family. G has his wife in the audience, and talks about how his wife has suffered from 3 strokes. G has a miniature box and a letter with him, that he asks to be sent to the banker. We get to see a photo of G with his brother and dad, and also a pic of his 3 children.

G also has a keyfob for a Harley-Davidson with him, and he says he'd like a Harley-Davidson which is large and called "Fat Boy"!

Round 1
G says the letter he sent to the banker had a proposition in it, and if he'd accepted, then the banker would've returned the mini box. The mini box is then brought back into the studio, and G says he'll reveal the contents of it later. G asks if anyone has ever dealt before opening a box, and Noel says "no". G says he knew box 5 would have £250,000 before he even picked it. He says he'll deal an offer NOW if the banker is prepared to make one.

The banker rings and says he'd like that, but G would have to pay to fill the time on Channel 4. G says "no deal".
11 - Olga - £3,000
19 - Ted - £10
Andy now, and he gives us a joke.
3 - Andy - £50,000
8 - Ken - £750
13 - Hayley - £100,000

Banker time
The banker says he respects G, and he's in no doubt that G is going to the end, and he recognises how popular he is. He says he heard G's wife talking about him going to the end.

Banker's offer:
£7,500

G says that's a fair offer.

G says
NO DEAL

Round 2
12 - Victoria - £1
15 - Brenda - £35,000
20 - Stacey - £500

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£7,500

G says
NO DEAL

Round 3
9 - Macka - £10,000
2 - Beryl-Anne - 10p
G says he fancies kissing a copper, so he goes for Gary now.
18 - Gary - 1p
Noel gets excited and conducts an elaborate 1p kiss.

Banker time
The banker says he's ignoring what G said about his box having the £250,000.

Banker's offer:
£16,000

G says if he were advising someone else, he'd say that's a very good offer. Gary says it's REAL money. The banker rings and says he thinks G has earned this information, and he says he had to go high as he didn't think G would deal with 4 above the offer. Macka gives some analysis of the board and says G needs to weigh up what the money could do for him and what he could gain.

Noel says he knows that G proposed to his wife in a chip shop, and she is his "SOLE"mate. G says the only reason he applied to be on the show was to get enough money to buy his dream motorbike. G says he's had to make sacrifices throughout his life, and could never justify spending money on a motorbike.

G says
DEAL

Round 4 - proveout
G opens his mini box, but there's nothing in it! He says the banker kept the contents, and the banker rings and says it was a poker chip that was in it.
22 - Anthony - £5,000
Noel says he's not a fan of motorbikes so can't understand leaving a board like this for one.
1 - Graham - £1,000
17 - newbie Fred - £20,000

Banker time
Noel asks who was surprised G dealt, and most people were. G's wife says she's shocked, and Noel asks if she's disappointed, and she says "No". The banker says he wasn't surprised due to the poker chip, and he knew G's comments about box 5 were to drive the offers up.

Banker's offer would've been:
£27,500

Round 5 - proveout
The banker says he has a proposal. He says if G finds £250k in this round, he'll return his poker chip!
7 - Seema - £75,000
21 - Andre - £5
14 - John - £100

Banker time

Banker's offer would've been:
£30,000

Round 6 - proveout
4 - Charlotte - £250,000
16 - Micole - £15,000
10 - Em - 50p

Banker time with £50 and £250 remaining...

Noel asks the banker if he knows the cost of the bike G wants, and the banker says it's about £19.5k. G says it's £15,995! The banker says G's poker chip was a £100 one.

Banker's offer would've been:
£100

G has £250 in his box 5.

Box 6 with Karen contains the £50

Noel says the game never fails to amaze him! The banker returns the poker chip to G.



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Charlie's Deal or No Deal Game Report 17/06/11

Charlie has box 9. Charlie is a retired motor engineer, and explains that he retired twice, as he got fed up with retirement and went back into work for a while! Noel says Charlie is 80, and he says he's actually 81 as today is his birthday! We get to see a photo of Charlie's family, and one of his wife. He says they've been together over 60 years, and she's a bit poorly at the moment. He also shows a photo of him on holiday in Egypt.

Round 1
Charlie says he wants to save boxes 17 and 21.
1 - Graham - £500
5 - Seema - £5,000
8 - Anthony - £10
15 - Beryl-Anne - £1
20 - John - £20,000

Banker time
The banker says it's an honour to play Charlie on his 81st birthday.

Banker's offer:
£8,181

Charlie says
NO DEAL

Round 2
18 - Gary - £100
13 - Karen - £3,000
19 - Andre - £250
Charlie discusses with Andre and Noel about how to pronounce "Andre".

Banker time
The banker says Charlie and Noel make a good double-act, and he's waiting for Gandalf to turn up.

Banker's offer:
£12,081

Charlie says he has a figure in his mind, and he'll finish when he reaches it. He rights the figure in the book.

Charlie says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Charlie talks about how he wants to take his wife on a cruise for their diamond wedding anniversary soon, and he explains he proposed to his wife when they were doing a waltz.
12 - Hayley - £10,000
3 - Victoria - 10p
Noel tells a story about how Charlie surprised his father-in-law when he was dressed as a woman!
4 - Brenda - 50p

Banker time
The banker says he has to find Charlie's target, as he's worried about the board getting stronger.

Banker's offer:
£15,081

Charlie says it's a good offer, but not near his target.

Charlie says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel gets Andy to do his "joke of the day".
7 - Olga - £5
6 - Em - £15,000
22 - Ken - £750

Banker time
The banker says Charlie's about to get his target, as he doesn't think he was too far off at the last offer.

Banker's offer:
£20,000

Charlie says he's ready for the question and the banker rings and speaks to Charlie. Charlie tells him that he'll go on another round and get back to him!

NEW OFFER
Banker's offer:
£25,000

Charlie says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel says it'd be amazing if Charlie has all the Power 5 left at 5-box, as he's not seen that before.
10 - Macka - £50,000
Newbie Micole now, who is on the show with her interpreter Vic to translate the sign-language.
2 - newbie Micole - £100,000
11 - G - £35,000

Banker time
The banker says the game was in Charlie's favour, but it's now 50/50. He admires Charlie for taking the last gamble.

Banker's offer:
£20,000

Noel says that's an excellent offer for the board. Macka says Charlie won't get an offer like that again if he knocks out a big red now. G says £20k would get Charlie a heck of a cruise.

Charlie says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout Round
14 - Stacey - £1,000
16 - Andy - £50
17 - Ted - £250,000

Banker time with 1p and £75,000 remaining...

The banker says this month is really putting the pressure on his nerves!

Banker's offer:
BANKER'S GAMBLE

Beryl-Anne asks what Charlie's wife would think here, and he wonders what would happen if he finished with 1p! G asks if Charlie's a gambler, and he says only to a certain extent.

Charlie says
NO DEAL

He keeps the £20,000.

Noel says that would've been such a big gamble.

Charlie has £75,000 in his box 9.

Box 21 with Charlotte contains the 1p

Charlie says he's quite happy with what he got. Noel reveals that Charlie wrote "Diamond wedding £25,000" in the book. Charlie says he didn't go at the £25k offer as the board was so strong.



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Zoleika's Deal or No Deal Game Report 16/06/11

Zoleika has box 11. Zoleika is a supermarket assistant and a receptionist at a health farm. She says she used to hold the title of "stunner of the year" at the supermarket! Noel talks to her about her eyelashes and she says they're natural! We get to see a photo of Zoleika as a child, and she introduces us to her sister in the audience. We also get to see a pic of Zoleika doing reflexology. She does some reflexology on Noel's hand to show how it's done!

Round 1
10 - Olga - £100,000
12 - Charlie - £15,000
Zoleika says she's finding it really hard to choose the numbers, and she keeps seeing green when she thinks of what boxes to pick!
16 - G - £75,000
Noel spots someone eating mints in the audience and collects some for him and Zoleika!
1 - Victoria - £1
Zoleika talks to her sister about numbers they spoke about, and Noel talks to the woman who gave him the mints!
7 - Brenda - 1p

Banker time
The banker talks about the woman in the audience and how she's from Spain, and he says they call Noel "El Beardo" in Spain.

Banker's offer:
£6,500

Zoleika says she'd never be able to save that. Zoleika says she's forgotten how to ask Noel for the question!

Zoleika says
NO DEAL

Round 2
9 - Anthony - £100
8 - Beryl-Anne - £250,000
22 - Stacey - 50p

Banker time
The banker says he thinks Zoleika is being determined, but it's a struggle with this board.

Banker's offer:
£3,250

Zoleika says
NO DEAL

Round 3
19 - Em - £10
Zoleika says this is so hard, and she has to sit down before choosing the next box. She reckons she's thinking too much, and the banker phones and says he thinks Noel's correct!
13 - newbie Ken - £20,000
The banker rings and asks if anyone has a mint, and Noel gets the woman in the audience to deliver some to the banker.
14 - Graham - £10,000

Banker time
Before the banker phones, Noel gets Andy to do his joke of the day. The banker says he's relieved to have the mints.

Banker's offer:
£1,000 + duvets for everybody!

Zoleika says
NO DEAL

Round 4
20 - Hayley - £250
15 - Karen - 10p
6 - Seema - £50,000

Banker time
The banker says he thought Zoleika's spirituality would take her to new heights.

Banker's offer:
£750

Karen tells Zoleika to be brave, but not reckless.

Zoleika says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel runs through some of Zoleika's dreams, including getting a car and buying shoes! He also says she likes to paint and then watch the paint dry!!
5 - Andy - £1,000
18 - Charlotte - £500
3 - John - £750

Banker time
Noel says the banker's butler is on the phone as the banker has had a sugar crash!

Banker's offer:
£4,000

Zoleika says the offer is half her annual salary.

Zoleika says
NO DEAL

Round 6
21 - Gary - £35,000
4 - Andre - £5
2 - Macka - £3,000

Banker time with £50 and £5,000 remaining...

The banker's back after his rest.

Banker's offer:
£1,700

Zoleika says she'd no deal if she got the swap. The banker phones and asks if that would mean this would all be over! So he agrees to the swap.

Zoleika says
DEAL

Zoleika confirms she would've swapped here.

Noel swaps Zoleika's box 11 for Ted's box 17.

Noel reveals £5,000 in box 17.

Box 11 now with Ted contains the £50

Zoleika says she'll go shopping and take some driving lessons now!



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Daryll's Deal or No Deal Game Report 15/06/11

Daryll has box 13 today. Daryll King is a singer from Essex, he says he travels a lot, but mainly inside the M25. Daryll says he used to be a plasterer, and was singing one day while working and was told he should do that full-time, and then decided to go for it, and has never looked back. We get to see a family picture, he has his partner and sister in the audience for support. Daryll shows a picture of his mum's well worn sofa, and says that everyone sleeps on it, and he has promised to buy her a new one when he got on the show.
Round 1
14 - £75,000 Zoleika
4 - £20,000 Charlie
Daryll asks Victoria to do her wicked witch impression
3 - £500 Victoria
19 - £100 Gary
6 - £250 John

Banker time
The Banker says that every time Victoria does her impression it gets his blood pumping as the wicked witch was his pin-up girl when he was younger. The Banker talks about the chap who set Daryll on a new career path when he was a plasterer, and although Daryll can't remember who the chap was, the Banker has tracked him down and found him, and he is here now to meet Daryll. There is then a big build up and the Banker reveals that he hasn't really found him!

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Daryll says
NO DEAL

Round 2
22 - £750 Andre
Daryll says he is going to keep 17 to the end. He talks about how he was in bits last night after Jonny's game. Charlotte next and Noel says that she is here only to find a man for her mum
1 - £1,000 Charlotte
9 - £5 Karen

Banker time
That is looking good now says Noel. The Banker doesn't like it that Daryll is so popular and he makes him want to puke!

Banker's offer:
£1,001

That's rotten says Daryll

Daryll says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel tells everyone to slag Daryll off as that might help improve the offers! Em next, and Noel goes behind her and gives a horrible speech for her while she opens the box!
8 - 1p Em
Daryll carries Em around the studio for the 1p kiss! Hayley next and she starts being horrible as well
20 - £15,000 Hayley
5 - 10p Anthony

Banker time
The Banker says he has never known so much hatred in the Dream Factory, and he feels his pain.

Banker's offer:
£16,000

Daryll turns to his partner, and she says it is a lot of money. Daryll says he thinks he has a good board.

Daryll says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Daryll starts humming, and Noel reveals that Daryll's dream is to sing in front of thousands of people, so Noel says why don't you sing in front of millions, and then allows Daryll to perform a song The Banker calls and says rubbish
11 - £35,000 Andy
7 - 50p Beryl-Anne
15 - £5,000 Macka

Banker time
The Banker says he found this offer difficult as Daryll is a very rational man, and he needs to be precise here. He knows he won't get Daryll cheap, but he is going to try and buy him now.

Banker's offer:
£24,000

Daryll says that it is a good offer, but he thinks he is in a good position here, and he needs to go with his gut instinct. Macka talks about the conversation they had earlier, and tells him to take a step back and look at the board.

Daryll says
DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
Noel says that Daryll had him there as he thought he was playing on.
16 - £250,000 Stacey
2 - £50 Ted
21 - £10,000 Olga

Banker time

Banker's offer would've been:
£17,500

Round 6 - Proveout round
10 - £10 Brenda
18 - £50,000 Seema
12 - £3,000 Newbie Graham

Banker time with £1 and £100,000 remaining

Banker's offer would've been:
£33,000

Noel opens Daryll's box 13 and reveals £100,000

G with box 17 contains the £1

Daryll says that win has ticked every box for him.



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Jonny's Deal or No Deal Game Report 14/06/11

Jonny has box 16 today.

Jonny is a French polisher, and Noel asks what his job actually involves. Jonny explains that he uses shellac, which is beetle poo to clean marks out of wood, and says we have all eaten it at some point as lots of sweets contain it! We get to see a picture of Jonny's family, Jonny talks about his nephew who is no longer with us, and says originally he applied to the show to win enough to take him on holiday as they knew he didn't have long to live, but unfortunately he has now passed away, and now wants to win enough to buy a headstone as his sister can't afford one at the moment. We get to see another photo of Jonny in his part-time job of a naked butler!

Round 1
12 - £75,000 Anthony
18 - £50,000 Stacey
17 - £3,000 Em
9 - £750 Charlie
2 - £500 Charlotte

Banker time
The Banker says he feels good now, and says even he has eaten beetle poo, and it is the last time he gets drunk with Paul McCartney! The Banker thinks he will need to be fortunate to beat Jonny today.

Banker's offer:
£4,500

Jonny says
NO DEAL

Round 2
6 - £50 G
15 - £10 Victoria
22 - £5 Andre

Banker time
That is a good response says Noel.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Jonny says he also needs a new car as he has a 3-door one at the moment, and they struggle to get their baby in and out the back of it.

Jonny says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Jonny says he will keep box 5 to the end as it is his son's birthday, and 4 means a lot to him as well.
1 - £100,000 Gary
13 - £15,000 Macka
Noel runs through some of the varied things Jonny has done in his life, including being an extra in a TV programme where he was Mr Gay Croatia!
21 - £1 Seema

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£6,000

Jonny goes to G, he tells Jonny that it is a board in his favour at the moment.

Jonny says
NO DEAL

Round 4
The Banker calls and wants to talk to Jonny's partner. She has a chat with the Banker and he tries to find out Jonny's target.
7 - 10p Zoleika
3 - £100 Newbie Brenda
14 - £35,000 Hayley

Banker time
The Banker says the 1p and 50p will drag the offer down, and that offer wasn't good enough for Jonny.

Banker's offer:
£8,950

Jonny says
NO DEAL

Round 5
20 - £20,000 Ted
11 - £10,000 Beryl-Anne
10 - £1,000 Andy

Banker time
The Banker says that the board is now so precarious that he has to go down.

Banker's offer:
£8,500

Jonny says that when you see the £250,000 there on the board you tend to focus on it. He runs through the numbers remaining to see if they mean anything to him. Jonny talks about wanting to set up a gym to help children. Jonny's partner tells him to go with whatever he wants to do. The Banker calls back and says he will give Jonny the chance to spank him now...

NEW OFFER
Banker's offer:
£10,000

Jonny goes to Daryll and asks him what to do, and Daryll says he can't really tell him in this situation. G asks Jonny if he is the first male quarter millionaire.

Noel is about to ask the question and the Banker calls again

NEW OFFER
Banker's offer:
£12,000

Jonny says he feels as though he can do this, but the offer isn't far off his target of £17,000.

The Banker calls back and says that if Jonny plays on and opens 1 box and avoids the £250,000, he will then offer £17,000.

Jonny says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Jonny picks Daryll with box 19, but then changes his mind.
4 - £250,000 Olga
There are gasps from the studio, and Jonny says he doesn't know what made him change his mind.

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£217

Jonny says
NO DEAL

Round 6 - Part 2
19 - £5,000 Daryll
5 - 1p John

Banker time with 50p and £250 remaining

Banker's offer:
£17

Jonny says
NO DEAL

The Banker calls and offers Jonny the SWAP

Jonny says
SWAP

Noel swaps the boxes and now Jonny has box 8

Noel opens Jonny's box 8 and reveals 50p

Karen with box 16 contains the £250

Jonny says he came to play the game, but he will still fulfill his dreams one day.



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Danni's Deal or No Deal Game Report 13/06/11

Danni has box 4. Danni is from Glasgow, and is a physic student on a gap year to look after her baby son. We get to see a photo of her man with their baby, and another pic of Danni when she was a child with her friends. Danni also shows a photo of her when she's doing her glamour modelling.
Round 1
John now, and we learn that he's got links to Poland and France and he's a bit crazy!
3 - John - £35,000
1 - Andre - £1
Noel says Andre has a fear of bottle-tops.
16 - Karen - £100,000
17 - Anthony - 50p
18 - Jonny - £50

Banker time
The banker picks up on how Danni's baby is wearing an elf-costume in her pic, and he says Noel would look good in that costume.

Banker's offer:
£6,800

Danni says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Danni says she's after one of the DoND mugs!
13 - Em - £500
7 - Gary - £15,000
Noel reveals Gary works as security at the Houses of Parliament.
6 - Stacey - £10

Banker time
The banker says he'd rather smash a DoND mug up than give one to Danni! He says he wants her to drink out of a paper cup, or she has to take this offer.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Danni says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Danni's mug gets taken away! The banker rings and gets Noel to take Danni's chair away too! Noel then puts the phone off the hook.
12 - Zoleika - £5,000
14 - G - £3,000
Noel says he has buttock seizure as the chairs have been removed! Danni gets Andy to do his dance moves...
20 - Ted - £250

Banker time
Noel sits on the floor with Danni, and he says they look like two kids who are about to tell each other scary stories!

Banker's offer:
£13,500

Danni talks about what she could do with the money, including getting driving lessons and a tumble-dryer!

Danni says
NO DEAL

Round 4
2 - Daryll -£750
9 - Olga - 10p
21 - Beryl-Anne - 1p

Banker time
The banker says he wants to make friends with Danni, so he returns the chair!

Banker's offer:
£23,500

Noel says that would be one hell of a tumble-dryer! Danni says people often think she doesn't have brains, but she plays poker and enjoys proving people wrong. The banker rings back and says he hopes Danni realises that he's not under-estimating her, and he advises her to deal now.

Danni says
NO DEAL

Round 5
19 - newbie Charlotte - £50,000
8 - Victoria - £100
5 - Charlie - £5

Banker time
Noel says having an all-red 5-box in live-play is rare.

Banker's offer:
£33,500

Danni runs through all the things she could do with the money. She says the sensible part of her is telling her to deal.

Danni says
DEAL

Round 6 - proveout
The banker rings and says if Danni spanks him, he'll give her a DoND mug!
22 - Macka - £250,000
11 - Hayley - £20,000
10 - Seema - £75,000

Banker time with £1,000 and £10,000 remaining...

Noel says Danni's played the perfect game and she now gets the mug!

Banker's offer would've been:
£3,500

The banker says he wasn't robbed, he was mugged.

Danni has £1,000 in her box 4.

Box 15 with Andy contains the £10,000

The other contestants rush out to congratulate Danni, so Noel sits in the audience!



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Poppy's Deal or No Deal Game Report 12/06/11

Poppy has Box 20 today. Poppy's real name is Beatrice Watson, but she's called Poppy for being born on Poppy Day. She is from Kettering and is retired. She works for the local voluntary service now. She has a photo of her aged 14 as an evacuee during the war; her siblings and her were split into groups, and all sent different places in the area. She also has a photo of her wedding, and another of her late husband. She gets a bit emotional. She has some other relatives for support.

Round 1
Box 22 with Victoria - £20,000
Box 1 with Jonny - £250,000
Ted next, and he says he can't grumble.
Box 10 with Ted - £5
Box 6 with Beryl-Anne - £100
Box 8 with Daryll - £10

Banker time.
The Banker is excited by Poppy and says the hotel bar owner won't be happy she's leaving! The Banker talks about black taxis, and he likes to hold up laminated numbers to make people think he's on Come Dine With Me!

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Poppy says:
NO DEAL

Round 2
Box 14 with Anthony - £3,000
Box 17 with Stacey - 1p
That's two in a row, says Noel.
Box 13 with Karen - 10p

Banker time.
That's brilliant, says Noel. He says that Poppy likes the Banker's cheeky side, and they could be away with each other! The Banker says he likes that idea!

Banker's offer:
£6,000 + a dozen red roses!

Poppy says:
NO DEAL

Round 3
Newbie Andy next, and Noel says he has a rubbish sense of humour. He tells a joke about Bonnie Tyler!
Box 11 with newbie Andy - £100,000
Oh dear, says Noel. Noel says Poppy passed her driving test at 54!
Box 5 with Olga - £75,000
Oh what, says Noel. You could do the second worst round possible!
Box 9 with Danni - £500

Banker time.
Noel talks about what Poppy will do with her winnings. The Banker is nervous, as he hasn't been wooing for a long time! He asks questions about modern wooing! John talks about wooing a girl via dancing in the old days!

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Poppy says:
NO DEAL

Round 4
G next, and he talks about Poppy's behaviour in the bar!
Box 12 with G - £5,000
Box 21 with Gary - £50
Box 3 with Charlie - £15,000

Banker time.
The Banker says Charlie should mind his behaviour with Poppy! The music didn't change, he says.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Poppy wonders where the 50p and the £1 are! She picks another box before asking for the question!

Poppy says:
NO DEAL

Noel says this is a romantic game! He wants Poppy to have the last laugh.

Round 5
Box 2 with Em - £35,000
That was one of the ones you needed to keep, says Noel.
Box 4 with Hayley - £50,000
Box 19 with Macka - £10,000

Banker time.
What were the chances of that, says Noel. The Banker says it was 1 in 56. He says Poppy had two left feet in that dance.

Banker's offer:
£200

Poppy says:
NO DEAL

Round 6
Box 16 with Zoleika - 50p
Box 15 with Seema - £1
Can you do the perfect round too late, says Noel.
Box 18 with John - £250

Banker time with £750 and £1,000 remaining.

Banker's offer:
£850

Poppy says:
NO DEAL

Noel reveals £750 in Poppy's Box 20.

Andre reveals £1,000 in Box 7.

Poppy says it's the luck of the draw, and she's enjoyed her stay.



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Leroy's Deal or No Deal Game Report 10/06/11

Leroy has box 5 today. Noel gives him an applause for walking in style Originally from Jamaica but moved to Birmingham ages ago and is a boutique designer. Noel points out that his audition was great cause he walked into the room with one of his trademark suits!

He shows us a photo of his son who's in the audience today.

Round 1
Box 13 (Poppy) = £20,000
Box 6 (Charlie) = 50p
Box 4 (Hayley) = £35,000
Box 17 (Seema) = £5
Ted gets confused on what Noel was talking about
Box 3 (Em) = £100

Banker time
Banker calls and say that Leroy was milking the walk for all it's worth and say the offer walks in both directions, Noel notices Box 5 was set the wrong way round

Banker's Offer:
£7,007

Leroy says:
No Deal

Round 2
Leroy picks a box but doesn't notice the banker has called back, Noel's been told to go smarten up a bit.Noel comes on dressed in a red suit and beige hat and we see an 80's style opening! And says welcome back to the Leroy brother's game

Box 2 (Ted) = £100,000
Box 8 (Daryl) = £15,000
Box 15 (Karen) = 10p

Banker time.
Banker says Noel & Leroy look like they're part of the worse 80's cops show

Banker's offer
£7,007

Leroy says
No Deal

Round 3
Box 20 (Stacey) = 1p!
Noel asks if there was any trace of Leroy's favorite food which is curry during the kiss
Box 9 (Andre) = £10
Box 19 (Macka) = £250,000

Banker time.
Banker says there'll be no trip to the Carribean for Leroy or the pilgrims

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Leroy says
No Deal

Round 4
Box 1 (Olga) = £500
G promised Leroy if he won big, he would go to one of his boutique shows
Box 12 (G) = £250
Box 11 (John) = £5,000

Banker time.
Noel says John ruined it and can't wait for his game

Banker's offer:
£8,500

Leroy says
No Deal

Noel quickly goes through all the things Leroy wants

Round 5
Box 20 (Anthony) = £75,000
Box 10 (Jonny) = £10,000
Now it's a one box game, says Noel
Box 14 (Beryl-Anne) = £50

Banker time.
Noel says with the pound still there, it will drag the offer down

Banker's offer:
£3,500

Leroy says
No Deal

Final round
Box 7 (Zoleika) = £750
Box 18 (Gary) = £3,000
Box 21 (Victoria) = £1,000

Banker time.
Noel says that the dream of £50,000 could be Leroy's, Banker adds the best thing that happened was he didn't take out the pound. Noel says he could hear the Banker thinking

Banker's offer:
£16,500

Leroy says this reminds him of a story when he drove down the M5 with a pound

Leroy says
Deal

Noel opens Box 5 and reveals £1

The other Box 22 (Danni) shows £50,000

Noel asks how long did Leroy take to form that game's strategy and Leroy says he doesn't know. Noel raises his hat off to him for a Banker spanking!



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Annette's Deal or No Deal Game Report 09/06/11

Annette has box 12. Annette works with finances in local government, and talks a bit about her job. She has her fiancée in the audience, along with his mother and brother. Annette shows us a guardian angel ornament she has with her, and she shows a pic of her and her fiancée in Tenerife when they'd just got engaged. She tells the story of how she was proposed to, and Noel reminds her that the show is only 1 hour long.

Round 1
21 - newbie Em - £10,000
9 - Beryl-Anne - £35,000
6 - Olga - £75,000
7 - Ted - £5
10 - Poppy - £20,000

Banker time
The banker talks about driving a wedge between Annette and her fiancée, and makes fun of the shirt he's wearing because he says it doesn't fit!

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Annette says she's hoping for a bit more than that. The banker rings back and asks how much more, but Annette says she won't say yet.

Annette says
NO DEAL

Round 2
20 - Leroy - £1,000
8 - Gary -£100,000
14 - Zoleika - £250,000

Banker time
The banker says he almost feels sorry for Annette after that round.

Banker's offer:
£300

Annette says that'd pay off the debt she owes over a holiday!

Annette says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Annette continues the story of what happened when her fiancée proposed to her, and it was near some fountains, and when she said "yes", their song started playing and the fountains blast water out. He said he hadn't arranged it but he wished he had.

The banker rings and says people won't return after the next break as Annette has told the whole story, so he promises to tell a story of his own about Annette!
11 - Daryll - £50,000
Noel runs through Annette's dreams, including funding the wedding, taking her mum to the Ritz, and getting posh hair extensions. The banker rings and talks to Annette, and tells her what story he's going to tell.
1 - Danni - 10p
16 - Anthony - 1p

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£300

Annette asks Daryll, who says there are still good reds left on the board. Annette says she calls her fiancée "Baby Boo" and he calls her "Baby Booshine"!

Annette says
NO DEAL

Round 4
17 - Victoria - £15,000
Noel says he'd hoped this would be a hall of fame turnaround.
13 - Jonny - £50
2 - Hayley - £500

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£100

The banker says he's adoring this game. Annette says she drives around with her fuel gauge on red as she tries to get every penny out of the petrol. Jonny tells her to get positive and win the £5k.

Annette says
NO DEAL

Round 5
15 - G - £3,000
22 - Macka - £100
4 - Seema - £10

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£250

Annette's fiancée comes down to the pound table, and says she's got to go for it and take out 3 blues.

Annette says
NO DEAL

Round 6
19 - Stacey - £750
5 - Karen - £1
Noel says this will be a cruel and horrendous ending if this is £5,000.
3 - Charlie - £250

Banker time with 50p and £5,000 remaining...

The banker says he wasn't expecting this.

Banker's offer:
£750

Annette asks if she can have the swap, so the banker phones and asks if it'd make her decision easier. She says it might, and he says he might offer the swap! He says he's prepared to increase the offer to £1,000 if he tells the story he knows about Annette! She says he can tell it.

Banker's offer:
£1,000

The banker says when Annette was a girl, she was watching TV but needed a "number 2"! But she decided not to go to the toilet, and do it there and then!

Annette says
NO DEAL

Banker's offer:
SWAP

Annette says
SWAP

Noel swaps Annette's box 12 for box 18.

Annette wins £5,000 from her box 18.

All the other contestants rush out to congratulate Annette.

Box 12, now with John, with contains the 50p

Annette says she's never speechless, but she is now! She says she's truly gobsmacked and is so grateful. Noel says that was actually a banker spanking.



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Iain's Deal or No Deal Game Report 08/06/11

Iain has box 11 today.

Noel winds up Ian about his surname of Minto. Iain supplies janitorial supplies, and Noel asks him his best line, and Iain says that it is bog rolls! We get to see some of Iain's photos, and one if of Iain ironing on a surfboard in a swimming pool! He has his friend in the audience for support today.

Round 1
12 - £100 Newbie Macka
6 - £100,000 Olga
21 - 50p Seema
8 - £50 Danni
10 - £15,000 Poppy

Banker time
That lacks lusture says Noel. The Banker thinks that Poppy is drunk again after calling Noel Iain just now! The Banker says he was most pleased to see the £15,000 go in that round, as on Monday he was hoping Sam had the £15,000 but she didn't, and yesterday he was hoping Ade didn't have the £15,000, but he did.

Banker's offer:
£5,015

Iain says
NO DEAL

Noel asks Iain the question again as he says that Iain cut him off before he could complete the question! Noel asks again, and again Iain says NO DEAL. Noel tells a story of how Iain drove a Morris Minor into a lamppost going 70mph backwards and on fire!!

Round 2
16 - £5,000 Jonny
Noel talks to Ted about how he lost his sight, and also about his guide dogs.
14 - £10,000 Stacey
4 - £3,000 Leroy

Banker time
Iain says that there is now a big gap on the right. Iain then talks about how he had his car accident. The Banker says that was an interesting round.

Banker's offer:
£10,000

Iain says he wasn't expecting that. Noel runs through some of Ian's dreams, he wants a holiday, a boiler and also a pilots license

Iain says
NO DEAL

Round 3
17 - £5 Anthony
15 - £10 Karen
9 - £1,000 Gary

Banker time
Noel talks about when Iain fell off a rope swing and broke lots of bones, and another time when he was showing off to some girls walking across a rope and ended up falling off into some water. The Banker says this is now an interesting board.

Banker's offer:
£15,000

Noel turns to Iain's friend who thinks it is a fantastic offer and one to think about. Noel asks Iain about his mum who has a kidney disease and is on dialysis at the moment, he and his sister are having tests to see if they can donate either of their kidneys, and a good win today would help him take time off work should he be a suitable donor. Ted thinks that Iain has one more round.

Iain says
NO DEAL

Round 4
5 - £75,000 Annette
20 - 1p Hayley
7 - £500 Zoleika

Banker time
Noel says that this is the point where we start wondering where the first male quarter millionaire is.

Banker's offer:
£20,000

Iain's friend thinks it is another fantastic offer, but this time losing anything on the right of the board can be fatal. The Banker calls and says that with this situation of 4 v 4 you tend to take 2 of one colour and 1 of the other, and depending on which way that goes it can be fatal, and it's a coin flip now. Iain says that the offer is close to what he needs, but it's not quite there.

Iain says
NO DEAL

The Banker calls and predicts that which ever colour Iain finds first will dictate the rest of the round.

Round 5
Iain says that he is going to take on the death box, but Beryl-Anne says she thinks it is a red.
22 - £50,000 Beryl-Anne
It looks like the Banker could be right and you are in trouble says Noel.
3 - £35,000 Victoria
1 - £1 John

Banker time
Wow says Noel. The Banker calls and says I told you so, and if Iain wants big money he is now going to have to play on now, and finally the odds are in the Banker's favour.

Banker's offer:
£18,500

Noel asks if £18,500 is a lifeline, or does Iain need more money.

Iain says
DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
2 - £750 Daryll
18 - £20,000 G
The Banker calls and says he would have phoned now and told Iain that his next offer would have been either £79 or £79,000
13 - £250,000 Charlie

Banker time with 10p and £250 remaining

It's not my week says the Banker

Banker's offer would've been:
£79

Noel opens Iain's box 11 and reveals 10p

Box 19 with Ted contains the £250

Noel asks Iain if there was something else driving Iain on in the game, and Iain says that he runs a small business and his parents have helped him out so much, so he driven by that and trying to help them out.



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Ade's Deal or No Deal Game Report 07/06/11

Ade has box 3 today. He's from Bridgend in Wales, and as soon as Noel says that The Banker rings up to say "No more Welsh!". He's a self-employed engineer, a job he took on after becoming redundant 18 months ago. Noel asks which is the live wire.

He has three photos with him, all on one card. Two photos are of his wedding, and feature him with his wife, his dad, his 16-year old daughter and his wife's little sister, who he calls his stalker! Another photo is of his dog. Claire, his wife, is in the audience, and says that Ade proposed with a flipchart!

Round one
Noel says that Ted calls himself the "Playboy Pensioner"! He asks if Ted has wandering hands and as he does Ted removes the seal! Ted says he can't see so he has to feel
Box 6 - Ted -£5
Box 21 - Darryl - £250,000
Noel mishears Leroy and thinks he's trying to make it a nightmare for Ade!
Box 14 - Leroy - £1
Box 15 - Poppy - £100
Box 1 - Seema - £750

Banker time
Noel says that was a good comeback from the £250,000.

The Banker says that he wants to take a pneumatic drill and chip off Wales!

Banker's offer:
£7,000

Ade quickly says he's ready, and The Banker calls back and says he's given a lot of money to Wales! He asks Ade not to respond to the offers in a Welsh accent

Ade tries to say NO DEAL in various contestant's accents.

Ade says
NO DEAL (in G's accent)

Round two
Beryl-Anne's fingernail is painted with a box containing £50,000.
Box 9 - Beryl-Anne - £500
Box 10 - Olga - £20,000
Box 20 - Karen - £100,000

Banker time
Noel says it was a painful round. The Banker shouts at Beryl-Anne for putting on a Welsh accent, and says "welcome to the list"

Noel and The Banker talk about recent boxes brought to the table, and they say that the Power 5 has been on the table a lot.

Banker's offer:
£4,000

Ade says
NO DEAL

Round three
Box 17 - Gary - £50,000
Ade asks Claire to come down from the audience.
The Banker phones again and says that there's a marriage riding on this box as Ade thinks Claire will change his luck.
Box 2 - Hayley - £1,000
Box 7 - Stacey - 50p

Banker time
The Banker says that Claire seems to have changed Ade's luck.

Banker's offer:
£4,000

G says it's a fair offer but the probability of taking out the top two is low.

Ade says
NO DEAL

Round four
Noel tells Ade to find the 1p.
Box 5 - Charlie - 10p.
Noel says we need to produce a "clean" round.
Box 13 - Anthony - £10.
Box 19 - Ian - £50!

Banker time
Noel says that since Claire came down from the audience the game has changed. The Banker asks Claire to give him a rub as he needs some luck! Noel says there is nothing the Banker can do when there is good fortune.

Banker's offer:
£11,000

Ade says he's had 15 blues and 5 reds and says that the 1p is staring at him. The Banker calls and says that he likes Ade's negativity as most people would be positive with this board!

Ade says
NO DEAL

Noel talks again about the luck that Claire seems to have brought. Ade says that he wants to buy a car for his wife.

Round five
Ade says that at a casino in Swansea, he came down to £2 and put it on red 16, which won him £70.
Box 16 - Annette - £5,000
Box 18 - Danni - £3,000
Noel gets John to pucker up so we can see what it'll look like if he has the 1p!
Box 12 - John - £75,000

Banker time
The Banker says that if Ade went anywhere else this would be a very different offer...

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Ade asks G for advice, and he says it's another fair offer and Ade has to ask himself what £5k would do for his family.

Ade says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Box 8 - Zoleika - £35,000
"Worst possible result" says Noel.
Box 4 - G - 1p
Noel says that the game's not over if we take a red, but imagine if we take the blue.
Box 11 - Jonny - £10,000

Banker time with £250 and £15,000 remaining

The Banker thinks that Ade will take a gamble, but not on a 50/50 shot.

Banker's offer:
£3,750

Groans for that offer...The Banker's making that offer as he doesn't think Ade will risk going home with a blue.

Ade asks if The Banker would offer the swap, and The Banker replies that he would.

Ade says
NO DEAL

Ade says
NO SWAP

Ade says he just wanted to know if The Banker would offer the swap, and says that if he'd said no swap, he would have dealt...

The Banker calls and assures that he has no idea where the money is.

Noel opens Ade's box 3 and reveals £15,000

The rest of the contestants crowd around the pound table...

Box 22 - Newbie Victoria - £250

"Top of the game" says Ade. Noel says that all a player can hope to do is take the maximum out of their game.




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