Welcome to donduk. A refuge for those who enjoy Deal or No Deal, the hit Channel 4 gameshow hosted by Noel Edmonds. The award winning gameshow Deal or No Deal has become a big hit for Channel 4 and marks a sensational return to our screens of Noel Edmonds.

Deal or No Deal is enjoyed my millions of viewers daily, where the contestants battle with The Banker to try and win a jackpot of £250,000. Here at donduk you will find full daily reports of each show, as well Deal or No Deal news and specials. Deal or No Deal although initially appearing very simple in format of just opening a few boxes for the chance to win some big money prizes, actually has some potentially complex decisions to be made at points throughout the show, the contestants occasionally try complex or simple gameplay in an attempt to give them an edge in beating the Banker.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Roy's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the start of a new week, and says we are now on the way up after Kath's perfect game. He goes over to the wings again and asks Den how are Maxwell and Molly, she tells Noel they are fine and her husband is looking after them!

It’s Roy’s turn to take the walk of wealth today and he does so with box 4. He says he is stunned at the moment. Roy is from Chepstow, but was born in Liverpool. He has a lucky half crown with him and has his son Mark in the audience for support today.

Round 1
3 - £750
5 - £3,000
9 - 50p
1 - £250
Noel asks for no killer 5th box!
19 - £35,000 NOEL!!!

Roy has a quick count of the board to make sure he's picked 5 boxes. The banker says he has been looking forward to Roy's game, as the west wing are awful, apart from Roy. He tells Noel he is swimming in "Happy Tea" after Kath's game! He then offers £10,000. That's a very significant offer says Roy, but NO DEAL

Round 2
22 - £20,000 Groans for that one.
Big build up from Graeme...
2 - £100,000 More groans
6 - £1

Jo thinks Roy looks like Len from Emmerdale. Noel tells us that Roy is mad on golf. The banker picks up on the Len comment, and hopes that the show is not going to end up like Emmerdale and the place burst into flames!! He says it wasn't a great round for Roy, and offers £10,000. Well, well, well says Roy, and Kev says it's a difficult one this board. Roy says NO DEAL

Round 3
18 - £50,000 Groans for that...
15 - £50 Cheers return
17 - £15,000 Newbie Craig

There is a big hole in the board now says Noel, but he remains positive that Roy can win a nice amount. The banker loves Lynn now, after revealing the £50,000! He offers £14,999. Noel wonders why it's £14,999, and then tells us that the banker is looking for his biggest victory over a contestant who has the £250,000 in their box, but deals early! Roy goes along the wings for opinions, and the majority say to go on. Roy says NO DEAL

Round 4
8 - £500 Big cheers
11 - £250,000 Big groans
Blue chants start
7 - £10

The banker loves the way Roy has reacted to the setbacks! He says this next offer will make everyone groan and spit!!! He offers £4,999, and it does indeed get the groans. Roy says it's tricky now, and Noel says if you take the £75,000 out, you'll be chasing the £10,000... Roy says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
12 - £75,000 The Deal or No Deal curse says Noel
Noel says we are chasing the money now.
Blue chants
13 - 10p
14 - £10,000 Big groans

Noel says you was looking brave, but now might be looking foolish!! The Banker offers £499! That offer receives groans. Roy says NO DEAL

Round 6
Blue chants start
21 - £5 Big cheers
We need an all blue round says Noel as the chants start
16 - £5,000 Chants turn to groans
We really need the 1p now says Noel
10 - £1,000 Big groans

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £100 remaining. This is about as bad as it gets says Noel. The banker says he has some "happy tea" left over. Noel forgets how many members of the 1p club there are, and the banker tells him there are 9. He then makes a final offer of £49. Roy says there is NO WAY he is joining the 1p club, and DEAL.

Noel tells Roy that it's the second lowest deal ever in the show.

Noel opens Roy’s box 4 and reveals £100.
Box 20 contains the 1p

That is one of our unluckiest games says Noel.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Kath's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us again to the dream factory, and he tells the contestants not to do what 3 contestants did last week and deal at the third offer and fail! He wonders who the player will be today, and the newbie Kasey gets an early introduction.

It’s Kath’s turn to take the walk of wealth today and she has box 21. She says she has waited a long time for this moment. She has a little dig at Noel for calling her Rita while on the wings, and we learn that she is a semi-retired dance instructor. She has her son in the audience for support today. Noel runs through some of the things that Kath has brought along, she has a gift for the banker of some "happy tea", that she says he will need at the end of the show when she beats him! She also has a couple of photos of her deceased husband and also of her son Sean with his children.

Kath asks Noel to collect something from her son before they start, and it's her husband’s wedding ring.

Round 1
Kath asks for a blue
10 - £750 Kath gets her request
Lynn next and we find out she does market research, which Noel picks up on and has a joke with her
2 - £250,000 I thought you was my friend says Rita....
9 - £250
3 - £100
6 - £100,000 Newbie Kasey

The banker says it was a disastrous first round, and goes on to say he was a bit of a dancer when he was younger and his speciality was the mashed potato! He thanks Kath for the tea, but says he will be drinking champagne at the end of the show! He then offers £2,222. Kath says NO DEAL

Round 2
Kath asks for some chanting and the audience respond...
22 - £50
14 - £20,000 OH NO says Noel
Noel promises Den a big kiss if she reveals the 1p!! Blue chants start
15 - £75,000 Big groans

Kath says the £50,000 is in her box, and asks the contestants to help find the blues... The Banker offers £4,444. Noel thinks that the banker has recognised that Kath is the type of person who will bounce back, hence the raise in offer. Kath says NO DEAL

Round 3
7 - £15,000 More groans
Kath gives up on her numbers and Noel asks for everyone to focus on revealing the 1p, and he promises whoever reveals it a BIG kiss!!
13 - 50p
Leila next and Noel really hopes she has the 1p!!
1 - £1 Nearly

Noel tells the banker he thought he was in big time then!! The banker says it was a much better round, and offers £8,888. Noel says it is a good solid offer, and Kath asks her son down to join her for some advice. Kath says NO DEAL

Round 4
11 - £500 Big cheers
Kath asks for chants and the audience respond again
16 - £35,000 The chants turn to groans
Noel calls it a one box game for the mega money, and Kath uses the number now that she was going to save until the end. Blue chants start
17 - £5 It was a wise move

Kath says she is going to work in reverse order now. The banker puts a lot on the £35,000 going and offers £4,444. Kath says that is unkind. Alain says that the £50,000 is still there to go for, and Kath calls on her son again, they both agree she has to go for it. Kath says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
12 - 1p Big cheers and Belinda gets her big kiss from Noel
8 - 10p More cheers and Kath's reversal of her system is starting to work
More chants
5 - £10 BIG CHEERS

Kath gets the perfect blue round... The Banker says he has put the kettle on now!! He offers £10,000. Noel goes to the audience for their opinions, and gets a deal and no deal from them. Kath asks the contestants for their opinions and it's mixed again. Kath says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
19 - £10,000 Big cheers for that
18 - £3,000
We have to find the £50,000 says Noel
4 - £50,000 BIG CHEERS

It’s time for The Banker with £1,000 and £5,000 remaining. Noel sends Gregg out with the "happy tea" for The Banker now that he has been beaten. We hear The Banker over the telephone with the kettle boiling!! He would have offered £2,500.

Noel opens Kath’s box 21 and reveals £1,000

Box 20 contains the £5,000

Friday, April 27, 2007

Anne-Marie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about Gaz's game yesterday, and how he suppressed the gambler inside himself, although he could have won more if he played on for one more round. Noel again runs through the wings and introduces the newbie Savvas...

It’s Anne-Marie’s turn at the pound table, and she has box 6. She tells Noel that 6 means nothing to her, although it's one away from her lucky number. She has a lucky green bear that was given to her, and also has her friend in the audience for support. Anne-Marie tells Noel she would like to work in forensics for the police, and Noel does a nice comedy piece about how she could then be called up to find out who killed the banker at some point!!

Round 1
12 - £5 Big cheers
3 - £20,000 Mixed reaction and Jo doesn't have the £250,000 which Noel notes...
19 - £3,000 Newbie Savvas
11 - £500
Anne-Marie has a go at Noel for potentially jinxing the round!
9 - £250,000 Noel is told to stay off the set!!!!

Noel tells the banker how everyone thinks that he has jinxed the game now, and the banker replies it's nice to have a friend now. Noel chats to him about who would play his role if they made a film of "Who killed The Banker", the banker says Tom Cruise, but Anne-Marie says Danny DeVito! The Banker offers £7,000, and Anne-Marie says NO DEAL

Round 2
1 - £75,000 Groans
14 - £750
Noel wonders if the £100,000 is in the contestant's box for the third day in a row. Has he just jinxed it again?
10 - 10p

Noel asks Anne-Marie's friend what she thinks, and she replies to carry on, Noel says there hasn't even been an offer yet!!!! The Banker says that this is going to be the best offer that Anne-Marie will get today, and offers £10,000. Noel goes back to Anne-Marie's friend, who still replies to carry on. Anne-Marie tells Noel that her friend hasn't followed the show before and she has been swatting up on the rules! Anne-Marie says NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel asks for the 1p this round
2 - £10,000 Groans
13 - 1p Big cheers
Noel nearly jinxes the next box, but shuts up!!
16 - £35,000 Groans

The Banker talks about how he managed to hit Rita's personal target and got her to deal, and he thinks he can find Anne-Marie's, and offers £12,000. Noel asks is that enough for Anne-Marie, and she replies that she is still looking at the £100,000. Noel tells her not to get too focused on the £100,000, he then points out that so far this week everyone who went at the third offer made the wrong decision. Anne-Marie says DEAL

Noel calls this week Yellow Week, as there have been many cautious players. Anne-Marie is praying she made the right decision, and Noel points out that so far this week a third round deal has been the wrong move...

Round 4 - Proveout round
20 - £5,000 It's not good enough says Noel
Den says she would have dealt as well
15 - £100 Applause for that, but Noel condones them for it.
22 - £50,000 Cheers and Noel allows them to applaud it!

Noel guarantees that was not enough and the offer will increase. The Banker says he is having a great week and all the contestants are such cowards that he will get a deal at the second offer on Sunday!! He would have offered £15,000

Round 5 - Proveout round
21 - £1,000
8 - £1
It's going wrong and Noel wonders if she has the £100,000
5 - £50

It would have been a fabulous round says Noel, and brace yourself for this offer! The Banker would have offered £24,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
4 - 50p The perfect start says Noel
18 - £250 NO shouts Noel, he wonders if it will be an all blue round
17 - £100,000 BIG RELIEF for that one

It’s time for The Banker with £10 and £15,000 remaining, and he would have offered £7,000.

Noel opens Anne-Marie’s box 6 and reveals £15,000

Box 7 contains £10

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Gaz's Deal or No Deal Game Report

A rather scary Noel shouts the intro today!! He welcomes us all to a new era of the game, with the Banker playing the wings off against each other! He wanders over to James, who he feels sorry for at the moment as he is stood between Lynn and Jo! James still has his ear defenders on! Noel then has an argument with Lynn over her lying about going to university!!!

It’s Gaz’s turn to take the walk of wealth today and he does so with box 20. Noel introduces Rampant Gaz the Casanova!! Gaz has his friend in the audience who was a big part in Theresa's game. Gaz is a plumber and Noel asks if there are any stories he can tell, and Gaz keeps quiet. Noel tells us that Gaz is a failed gambler, as in the past he has tried to make something out of it, but got greedy and failed in the end. We get to see a piccie of Gaz's daughter Grace...

Round 1
19 - £75,000 WOW says Noel as that receives a few groans
2 - 1p Big cheers for that one
5 - 50p more cheers
1 - 10p more cheers
9 - £250 Kath gets a hug for that one

That's bloomin good says Noel. The Banker says the rampant plumber is in the chair and his mate granny grabber mat is in the audience!!! Gaz is hoping for a £26,000 offer, but The Banker offers him half of that, £13,000… Gaz says NO DEAL

Round 2
15 - £10
3 - £5
6 blues in a row now says Noel, and he is very close to the 8 in a row record...
Gaz asks for a blue chant!!!!!
6 - £15,000 Shouldn't have asked for that chant....

Gaz says he is delighted with his board at the moment, and Noel says the banker won't be. The Banker comments about Gaz's gambling background, and he doesn't believe he can take any chances with him. He offers £19,500. Noel asks Leila what she thinks of the offer, and she replies not a bad offer. Kath chips in that it's the best board they've seen for quite a while.... Gaz says NO DEAL

Round 3
17 - £10,000
10 - £35,000 A few groans for that
21 - £1,000 That's OK says Noel

A crumb of comfort for the banker says Noel. Gaz asks if he can speak to the banker, and the banker agrees. Gaz shouts Hello to him, and Noel says you don't answer like that!! It's a brief conversation, and ends with The Banker offering £22,000. Gaz thinks he is ready, but he goes to his mate, who says to carry on. Gaz says NO DEAL

Round 4
4 - £5,000
16 - £50 Newbie Belinda
11 - £500 Big cheers for that one

Wonderful says Noel, we don't have a male quarter millionaire and it could be you... The Banker offers £28,000. He calls back and says that Gaz gave such a disrespectful look to that offer that he will offer 1p next time if it continues!!!! Gaz says NO DEAL

Round 5
22 - £750 BIG cheers
There seemed to be an attempt at blue chants that were edited/stopped
14 - £3,000
Blue chants start
18 - £100 FANTASTIC says Noel

Noel says he doesn't think we've seen a board this strong this year. The banker asks Noel if he can offer him 1p!! Noel says you can but it’s not very nice... The Banker then offers 1p!!!! But then adds £70,000, so the offer is £70,000.01.

That's an awful lot of money says Gaz, and he wasn't expecting that. He asks for a sweep and most say DEAL, Derek, Shahid, James and Peter say NO DEAL.... A few in the audience also agree NO DEAL... Gaz says DEAL

That was a tough decision says Gaz, it's the hardest decision he's had to make. Gaz says 3 years ago before his daughter was born he would have said no deal....

Round 6 - Proveout round
13 - £1 Gasps of shock around the studio
8 - £50,000 NO NO says Noel, another perfect box
12 - £20,000 NO shouts Noel

It would have been the perfect round, and also left the dream final 2 amounts of £100,000 and £250,000!! The Banker would have offered £170,000.01… Gaz says he would have gambled that if he were playing on....

Noel opens Gaz’s box 20 and reveals £100,000

Box 7 contains £250,000

That's not so bad says Noel, and he comments on Jo having the £250,000 for her first 2 shows!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Rita's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the rivalry between the 2 wings at the moment, and has a bit banter with Lynn about her attending university or not.

It’s Rita’s turn to take the walk or wealth today, and she has box 14. Rita is very excited about playing, and Noel introduces us to Rita's husband in the audience. We learn that Rita used to be a PA in an import/export business. She tells us a story about how she once modelled for clothes, and was offered a modelling contract, but refused because she was with her soon to be husband at the time. She shows us some of her piccies. Rita has a list of numbers that she pulled out of a hat to use. Noel tells us that today's show is the 444th, and says we will pay attention to Jenine today who has box 4…

Round 1
Derek first and he apologises to Noel for his first box opening yesterday, and hopes he can redeem himself with the 1p today.
2 - 1p
5 - £1,000
9 - £10 Rita gets very excited about the blue and Noel tells her to pace herself
16 - £5
Noel builds up a blue finish and blue chants start!!!
19 - £250,000 Newbie Jo

Noel apologises as he thinks he might have jinxed that a little.... He tells the banker it's like standing next to an electric jumping bean! The Banker says that Rita is like a breath of fresh air from a row of bad eggs!! This receives boos from the east wing!! He then offers £12,444, it's a very good offer says Rita, but NO DEAL

Round 2
Noel has more banter with Lynn
7 - £100 Big cheers
21 - £5,000
Paul with box 22 next, but Noel does something new first, and goes to the pundit panel! He goes to a member of the audience to make a prediction, they say the next box will be a blue and be £1...
22 - £50 Big cheers as Mo was close

Rita says the board is looking really good at the moment. Noel tells the banker that
Mystic Mo is in! He then goes over to her and asks what day it is, and she replies Thursday, Noel says NO it's Wednesday! There is then some comedy as she says she is definitely right as she has had a test!!!! The Banker offers £16,444. It's lovely and a really good offer, but Rita is convinced the banker will offer her more. Rita says NO DEAL

Round 3
1 - £3,000
Box 4 next and Noel is a little concerned that she's not saving it
4 - £15,000
Noel says we need a blue now to avoid the all red round. James has some earplugs in to cancel out the noise from Jo and Lynn either side of him!! Noel goes and gets out a pair of ear defenders from the pound table for him!!!
10 - £20,000

The banker says he has had a test done and it was the worst round ever and it's also
Saturday!!!!! He then offers £18,444

Rita's husband joins her at the pound table and Noel gets a chair for him. They have a chat and both agree this is the crunch decision now, Rita says she knows what she wants to do with the money and that will do it all. It will allow her to visit her father’s grave that she has never been able to visit. Rita says she feels she should deal. Noel tells her to make the right decision for her and not be swayed. Rita says DEAL

Round 4 - Proveout round
Noel congratulates Rita on her £18,444 and hopes it was the right decision. Rita carries on with the numbers she pre-selected
11 - £250 Groans for the blue
13 - £500 More groans
17 - £35,000 Big cheers for that one - It's nowhere near enough says Noel

The banker says you have to respect Rita's decision for dealing, and would have offered £29,444. Rita says that hurts

Round 5 - Proveout round
18 - £10,000 Cheers, but Noel again says it's not enough
15 - £75,000
6 - £750 NO, Arrggghh shouts Noel

The banker would have offered £35,444

Round 6 - Proveout round
3 - £50,000 Big cheers
8 - 10p Groans
12 - £1 More groans

It’s time for The Banker with 50p and £100,000 remaining. He would have offered £44,444. Noel asks if Rita would have swapped, she replies no as none of the numbers mean anything to her.

Noel opens Rita’s box 14 and reveals £100,000

Box 20 contains 50p

Rita says she wouldn't have got that far into the game anyway, so she wouldn't have won the £100,000. She thanks the audience for their support and hope they had as good a time as she did.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Jackie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel has some fun with the DOND box graphic on the gameboard as it flies around the screen!! He talks about all the energy in the studio and asks it not to stop and takes a tour of the wings. He's a little upset as his friend Phil went yesterday for that dangerous offer of £26,000... He is sure that today's game will be a big money game....

It’s Jackie’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 9. She has lots of stuff piled up on her box, and Noel comments on all the stuff and says she must have been on the way to a car boot sale!! She has a lucky pig, some piccies of her family, and a Halloween pic of Jackie dressed as a devil. She also has a couple of boxes as gifts for both Noel and the banker, Noel has a bottle of port and some choccies, and the banker gets his sent to him. Jackie would like to be in the audience of the Eurovision song contest, and be able to help her son through university.

Round 1
Jackie decides to go by colours. Noel says they are all red
5 - £5 Newbie Derek
1 - £5,000
11 - £35,000
7 - £750
19 - £50,000 Groans for that one

The banker sees Jackie the shining jewel of the deceased wing, he thanks her for the gift and asks how much for the photo of her dressed as a devil!! Jackie says £250,000, and the banker replies NO DEAL. He then offers £8,500, it's a nice offer, but only one year at university says Jackie, so it’s NO DEAL

Round 2
14 - £1
Noel whispers to Jackie to do an all blue round
17 - 50p
Jackie doesn't trust Graeme as he has had too many big numbers, and Noel says that
Anne-Marie has as well, so Jackie decides to Shahid.
10 - £10 Big cheers for the all blue round

Noel asks what Jackie is thinking, she replies very good, and she's not seen one like that for a while. The banker says he would love to sit in the Eurovision audience with Jackie wearing her devil outfit!! He would now like Jackie to enter the hall of fame, and offers £18,000. That's quite a bit of university education says Noel, and Jackie replies that it would help out one of her children. She gets advice to carry on, and all of the audience agree as well. Jackie says NO DEAL

Round 3
4 - £100,000 Groans for that one
That happens so frequently says Noel, after a big offer is declined
3 - £3,000
13 - £10,000

The banker says that was a bit of a hit to the board and he got an all red round. He gives a lecture that he is concerned that players are coming to the table with a shopping list now and are playing until all the things are fulfilled rather than playing their the game that plays out on the board. He then offers £15,000, and Jackie says NO DEAL

Round 4
Jackie is going to avoid PJ with box 6.
16 - £500 Big cheers
22 - £250,000 Big groans followed by deathly silence
Kath tells Jackie to refocus as she still has the £75,000 in play. This is a vital box says Noel
20 - £250 Big cheers

Noel says the banker predicted all the offers will be going down, and he tells the banker that he is not always right. The Banker offers £10,000, and there are a few groans for that one. Jackie says NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel says we can do this now.
2 - £50 Big cheers
Noel pleads for an all blue round
21 - £100 More cheers
Noel asks for one more blue, and wants to hear the banker eat his words
Blue chants start...
18 - £15,000

Noel says the banker has to go up now. The banker wants to make it clear that the offer may have to go up, and he thinks Jackie will take this offer out of relief. He then offers £16,500. It's a good offer says Jackie, and Pauline confirms it as well, and points out that the 1p is still in play. Derek tells Jackie to go for it as she came to play the game, and Noel congratulates him on his speech. The banker calls back and wants to speak to a student in the audience, who tells him that they are in a fair amount of debt. Noel says that was to make Jackie think about her own children in university. Jackie says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
12 - 1p Big groans for the perfect start
8 - £20,000 Cheers for that one
15 - £1,000 NO shouts Noel

It’s time for The Banker with 10p and £75,000 remaining, and he would have offered £30,000. It's nearly double what you took says Noel, and he then asks if Jackie would have been offered the SWAP would she have taken it, she replies she would have, but Noel DOESN'T perform the hypothetical swap…


Noel opens Jackie’s box 9 and reveals 10p

Box 6 contains the £75,000

Monday, April 23, 2007

Philip's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel says there is a wonderful atmosphere in the studio at the moment as The Banker is trying to cause a battle of the wings!! He runs through some of the occupations of the contestants and leaves it up to us to decide the best wing...

It’s Philip’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he has box 15. Noel welcomes his best mate to the pound table! Philip works for a security firm, and tells Noel he would love to win enough to set up his own business. Philip has no pics to show us, he says they are in his head, as he doesn't want any distractions while playing his game. He has a few special numbers that he will leave until the end...

Round 1
Philip wants lots of noise today from the audience.
6 - £3,000
5 - £100,000 OH NOT AGAIN says Noel
7 - £5,000
11 - £750
20 - £50,000 OH NO says Noel again

The Banker says hello to the west wing, and describes them as a quality wing. Newbie Lynn gets an early introduction and an apology from Noel for being put on the east wing!! Noel says he went out for a drink at the weekend with his best mate Phil and they were mixed up as twins!! Noel then gets out a couple hats that have "Noel's best mate" and "Phil's best mate" written on them!! He also has some badges and a photo of him and Philip fishing together!! They both then put on their hats and badges. The Banker offers £9,000, and Philip says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £500 Big cheers
1 - £10 More cheers
Philip says he can start to feel the carnival atmosphere in the studio now, and then shows us a few moves!!
18 - £5

Good moment for an all blue round says Noel. The Banker says there is something in the air at the moment, and wonders if there is something in the contestants who wear hats at the pound table. He is convinced Philip will play all the way to the end, and offers £19,000. Noel says we can both go for another fishing trip with that money, and Philip replies that it's Noel treat this time, as he paid last time! Philip says NO DEAL

Round 3
3 - £100
Noel asks if Philip can do another all blue round...
14 - £15,000
12 - £250 A big shout from Philip

The Banker has a dig at Noel, and says that Noel never gets a round in! He then offers £26,000. The Banker tries his magic number that has worked for him in the past. Philip tells Noel that he had his first bet when he was 10 on the Grand National and he is a gambling man, but also that a gambling man knows when to quit. He then says he is waiting for The Banker to call back and raise the offer!!! The Banker does call back!! But he tells Noel that Philip let something slip and by saying that he was waiting for an improved offer it reveals that Philip is bluffing about playing to the end!! And he won’t be increasing the offer!! Philip says DEAL

That receives a mixed reaction from the audience and Philip says he hopes he doesn't regret that decision. Noel says it's really rare for an early deal to be the correct decision, and this is going to fascinating now. Philip tells us that "she who must be obeyed" wouldn't have forgiven him if he lost the £26,000, hence the deal

Round 4 - Proveout round
21 - 1p Would have been the perfect start says Noel
22 - £1,000 Now there is a very hushed mood in the studio says Noel
Philip has to find the £250,000 now
19 - £75,000 Not enough says Noel

The banker says Philip is HIS best friend now... He would have offered £35,000, and Philip says it's not good, and Noel says the other half won't be happy about that!!

Round 5 - Proveout round
16 - £250,000 BIG CHEERS and a bit of relief there...
Philip says that is a BIG RELIEF
8 - 50p
4 - £50

The banker would have offered £10,000, and it was only one deal too soon, unless you have the £35,000 says Noel...

Round 6 - Proveout round
9 - £10,000
17 - £35,000 BIG CHEERS
13 - £20,000 MORE CHEERS

It’s time for The Banker with 10p and £1 remaining, and he would have offered 26p

Philip says he would have been divorced if he went this far!!!!

Noel opens Philip’s box 15 and reveals £1

Box 10 contains 10p

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Theresa's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us all to the dream factory again. He introduces us to the west wing that as he puts it is buzzing with personalities. Philip gets a mention, as does Dragon Den, who blames Noel for her cold that she has now caught!!

Theresa has box 12 today. She puts the box onto the table the wrong way round, and Noel has to remind her which way around the box is supposed to go. Theresa lives with her 2 children, and wants to win enough to enable them to have their own places, so there could be quite a large target here...

Round 1
Theresa wants the pilgrims to get behind her, and then Theresa introduces us to her new 'special friend' in the audience

13 - £500 Newbie PJ, Noel sends him to box opening school...
8 - £250,000
Theresa asks for the 1p next
1 - 1p Theresa gets her wish
Theresa asks for the 10p next
10 - £5 Close...
2 - £100

Theresa talks about box 8, she tells us that everything horrible that has happened to her was in August, the eight month. The banker now insults the east wing!!! Theresa asks for lots of money to take her new special friend on a cruise... The banker says it won't be a cruise the way her game is going, it will be a bus ride!! He then offers £8,888. Theresa says it's a good offer, but NO DEAL

Round 2
5 - £10 Big cheers
9 - £20,000 Mixed reactions for that one
6 - £10,000

Theresa remains positive with the board. The banker says that Theresa is the perfect age for him! Theresa says he will be far to old for him, and refuses to talk to him!! The Banker offers £15,000, and Theresa replies that is generous. She then says NO DEAL

Round 3
20 - £3,000
22 - 10p
Theresa has a little dig at Noel about his age!
4 - £15,000

Noel tells the banker there are 2 games going on at the moment, one is Deal or No Deal and the other is a hormone game!!! He offers £21,000, and Theresa asks Philip what he thinks, he replies it would be really unlucky to take out all of the top 3 in the next round... Theresa says NO DEAL

Round 4
14 - £35,000 Ohhh says Noel
19 - £50,000 Arrgggh says Noel
Is Philip's prediction totally wrong?!?! Theresa goes to Philip next and blue chants start...
Blue chants start
16 - £50 BIG CHEERS

Theresa and Noel have an argument over who is Phil's mate! The Banker offers £21,000, and Theresa says that is very generous to stick, and she also says she now needs a kick up the backside. She remains confident and says she will NOT go home with nothing... Theresa says NO DEAL

Round 5
This is the business end of the game now says Noel
3 - £75,000 Big groans for that one, and Noel calls it all or peanuts now
21 - £100,000 More groans as the last big number goes...
Theresa asks where she can go with £5,000 now...
Blue chants start
17 - 50p

Theresa says this has knocked her now. The Banker offers £1.021. Theresa says NO DEAL

Round 6
Noel asks for lots of positivity
Some blue chants start
7 - £1,000
18 - £5,000 Big groans as it all goes wrong and only blues remain
15 - £750

It’s time for The Banker with £1 and £250 remaining, and he offers £121. Theresa says NO DEAL

Noel opens Theresa’s box 12 and reveals £250

Box 11 contains the £1

Friday, April 20, 2007

John's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory, and talk about how the crazy chair has affected the last 2 contestants!! He gives advice to the contestants to not get carried away with how much money they would like to win and just play the game in front of them

John has box 21 today. Noel asks if there is a touch of the Japanese in his family as he bows lots of times while taking the walk of wealth!! John is a retired driving instructor and Noel says he bets there are lots of amusing tales to tell, John then starts a story that doesn't really have any point to it! Noel asks if there is anything exciting or amusing in his life, and John replies no not really! Noel then says lets make this one of the most exciting things that has ever happened to you!

Round 1
John asks the pilgrims to cheer the blues, and boo the reds!!
Den is chosen first and she has a go at Noel!!! Poor Noel can't get a word in!!!

1 - £50,000 Boos from the pilgrims
8 - 1p Big cheers for the penny
15 - £20,000 more boos
22 - £1,000
7 - £3,000

The banker nicknames Den - Dragons Den!! He also says he thinks he has a lot in common with John as he has a naughty schoolboy twinkle in his eye… He then offers £10,002… The offer is Ten to Two, referring to John's driving instructor background. John asks Noel why he hasn't spoken about his choir background, and Noel asks is John going to be the first contestant to sing all the responses? John sings NO DEAL

Round 2
14 - 50p BIG CHEERS
3 - £250,000 BIG BOOs
John says he expected that, as that's the way his luck goes!! Phil shouts out there are still lots of the power 5 left and Noel calls him over to talk to John.
11 - £100,000 BIG GROANS AND MORE BOOs

Extraordinary to take out the £250,000 and £100,000 back-to-back says Noel. The banker calls and says he really enjoyed that round, and he really likes John as he's also been divorced and that was some of his most interesting times as well! He then offers £2,500… Phil gives another positive speech, and then John calls out box 5, and Noel asks John's grandson to come down and run through the rules of the game with him! John sings NO DEAL

Round 3
Blue chants start
5 - £75,000 The chants turn to groans and boos - Noel tells John he is the first person to ever take out the top 3 values all in a row!!
19 - £250
2 - £5

John's grandson reminds John that was 3 boxes and its time for the banker. The banker says this is now one of his favourite games of all time! He then offers £5,000… John says it’s not bad considering the state of the board, and his grandson says it is, but he thinks there is another round in the game… John says NO DEAL

Round 4
20 - £1 Newbie Jenine
10 - £50
Blue chants start
13 - 10p BIG CHEERS for that one

John says he is feeling better now. Noel asks him to sum up his game in one word, and John replies maudlin. The banker asks if John's choir sing when the saints go marching in, they do. The banker says that if John takes this offer he will play that song at the end of the show... He then offers £6,500… Jackie tells John that he still has lots of good sums on the board and to get into gear and start motoring. John says NO DEAL

Round 5
16 - £100
9 - £750
Noel tells John that he has now had 7 blues in a row, and the record is 8, so John could equal this now.
12 - £10,000 Boos for that one

The Banker offers £10,000. We are right back to where we started now says Noel. John says it's a good offer, and it’s a DEAL

The banker calls back before the proveout round, and says that John asked if he would get a bonus for taking out the 3 highest amount in a row, and the banker is now going to honour the bonus by playing "when the saints go marching in" by his choir at the end of the show.

17 - £15,000
18 - £500
4 - £5,000 There are shouts of YES from the pilgrims!!!!

It’s time for The Banker with £10 and £35,000 remaining, and he would have offered £15,500

Noel opens John’s box 21 and reveals £10

Box 6 contains £35,000

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Jeannie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel runs through the fascinating games so far this week, Joyce gets a mention for her NO DEAL so close to her target, and Noel also runs through Barry the clown's great game yesterday.

A surprised Jeannie takes the walk of wealth today, and she has box 17. Jeannie is only on her 12th show, so is a little shocked at playing. She is a holistic practitioner, which Noel is very interested in, and asks if he will get a bit off!! Jeannie has a dream of moving her business abroad. She has a collection of worry people, which she has brought along for luck. We also get to see a pic of her lipstick-covered poodle Gucci
!!

Round 1
Noel asks if Jeannie is feeling anything from the boxes, as she felt where the £250,000 was earlier in the week. She says she’s not getting anything at the moment

4 - £100,000 ARRRRGGHHH goes Jeannie...
13 - £20,000 More groans for that one
8 - £1 Big cheers for the first blue
6 - 10p More cheers
15 - £750

Jeannie says it was her ambition to keep the power 5 in play until the end, and Noel replies that is most of the player’s ambitions!! The Banker says Jeannie carries her years with exceptional aplomb, and he also has his 5 lucky friends... He then offers £7,500. Jeannie says NO DEAL

Round 2
10 - £10,000
5 - £10
12 - £250,000 BIG GROANS all around the studio

Jeannie says she has to cross her dream off the list now, and Noel tells her not be so negative as the banker feeds off that... Noel asks everyone if they are confident, and they all shout yes, he then asks the banker, and we hear him say YES down the phone!! The Banker then labels Anne-Marie a silent killer as she has had lots of big numbers lately... He then offers £7,500. Jeannie says NO DEAL

Round 3
3 - £100 Newbie Peter
1 - £35,000 Big groans for that one...
Jeannie says she is pleased her husband is not here... Kath tells her to be more positive, and Noel tells her to come over and give her a hug...
7 - £5,000

Jeannie won't tell Noel what she is feeling as it could cost her money. Noel answers the phone and breaks it!!! He fixes it, and tries to talk to the banker who jokes that the call cannot be connected!! He then offers £7,500. The Banker sticks at £7,500 again! Jeannie asks if he could add the 3 £7,500's together!! Jeannie asks the audience to stand if they would deal, and a couple stand up, Noel asks one of them why, and he replies because of his student debt.... Jeannie says NO DEAL

Round 4
Phil tells Jeannie to remain positive now
19 - £3,000
11 - £1,000
Noel asks Jeannie how she is feeling, and she replies that she is a bit emotional now. Noel then calls a break while he takes Jeannie outside for a bit of a whacking!!!! After the break Noel returns from outside with Jeannie, and rolls his shirt sleeves back down!! Jeannie seems all flustered now and asks for Graeme with box 20, but Graeme hasn't got a box as she has already chosen him earlier!!!
Blue chants start
20 - £50,000 BIG GROANS

Jeannie asks if they can back outside again!!! Noel calls it all or peanuts now... The banker was going to offer £4,500, but he decides to offer £9,000. Jeannie says she wants her husband to go part-time, and Noel asks "What? As a husband?" Jeannie says DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
18 - £15,000
16 - 1p
2 - £75,000 Big cheers as Jeannie takes out the last remaining red

The banker would have offered £90

Round 6 - Proveout round
14 - £5
21 - £250
9 - £50

It’s time for The Banker time with 50p and £500 remaining, and he would have offered £190

Noel opens Jeannie’s box 17 and reveals £500

Box 22 contains the 50p

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Barry's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us all to another day at the dream factory. He runs through Joyce's game yesterday, and tells us how Joyce went on despite nearly getting offered her target at one point, and how it proved a good decision in the end. He does warn the contestants not to concentrate too much on their targets...

It’s Barry’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 8. Barry asks if he can wear his glasses and Noel says of course, as it adds comedy value!!! Noel then takes the glasses and disappears off stage to do a repair on the glasses, we hear some banging and he returns with them straightened. Noel then tells us there is a special offer this week, of a 2-4-1 deal!! Barry introduces us to his daughter who is in the audience for support today. Noel asks Barry if it's all his own hair, and Barry replies of course it is, and he has it permed as it helps to keep all his dandruff in!!

Round 1
Newbie Paul first although Barry has trouble seeing his badge and calls him Phil
2 - £10,000
11 - £750
22 - £5 BIG CHEERS from Barry
Barry forgets how many boxes he has opened, so Noel goes over to the board and counts the gaps! Barry is then looking for a number and can't see it, as it's in front of him!!
18 - £35,000
3 - £75,000 Groans for that one

The banker says he can see a new dandruff campaign, ‘don't take 2 bottles into the shower, have a perm!!’ The banker also has a gift for Barry, and it’s a multicoloured bow-tie, pointed hat and red nose!! He now looks like a clown!! The Banker then offers £9,993, Barry has a feel of his box and says NO DEAL

Round 2
6 - £15,000
4 - 10p
Barry's daughter says she thinks it is time to be serious now...
Blue chants start
1 - 50p Big cheers for that one

The banker is now worried about the clown outfit! He says he is going to make an offer Head & Shoulders above the last offer! And offers £18,500. Barry goes to Phil for advice, he says it's a great offer, but with the board Barry has he can improve on that offer. Barry says NO DEAL

Round 3
20 - £250 Big shouts from Barry
12 - £100,000 Groans for that one, although Barry says it's alright
9 - £5,000

Barry says 8 is his favourite number and he has a good feeling that £250,000 is in his box. Noel tells the banker that no offer will be good enough and Barry is going 'til the end... The Banker offers £15,000, and Barry says NO DEAL

Round 4
Barry wants to get unlucky 13 out the way now
13 - £1 BIG CHEERS
5 - £50 More cheers
19 - £20,000

That round hasn't changed the belief that the £250,000 is in box 8 says Noel, and he then tells the banker that Barry will be the first male £250,000 winner. The Banker offers £26,000. Barry goes to Jackie who says it is a very good offer and if the £250,000 goes, he won't see that offer again. Barry then calls his daughter down for some advice, she tells him to think seriously about it. Noel then tells Barry to think carefully about it as well. Barry says NO DEAL

Round 5
10 - £250,000 BIG GROANS and SHOCK all around the studio
21 - 1p BIG CHEERS as the other end of the board goes
Blue chants start
7 - £10

The banker thinks he has beaten Barry now, and offers £6,500, and there are groans for the offer. Barry says NO DEAL

Round 6
17 - £3,000
15 - £100 BIG CHEERS for the blue
It's all on this next box says Noel
Blue chants start
14 - £500 BIG CHEERS

It’s time for The Banker with £1,000 and £50,000 remaining. C'mon £50,000 lets have you says Barry, and Noel says this is an amazing situation. The banker is worried that Barry is making a laughing stock of him now! And he offers £22,500

Barry asks for the question quickly, but Phil chips in that Barry should think seriously about this offer.... Barry says NO DEAL

Barry says he is convinced that £50,000 is in the box and not even £40,000 would have made him deal...

Noel opens box 8 and reveals £50,000. The whole studio goes wild

Box 16 contains the £1,000

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Joyce's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel says there is a very good atmosphere in the studio at the moment and we have 22 very courageous contestants. He hopes the £250,000 will appear on the pound table and the player is brave enough to go for it.

It's Joyce's turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with 6. A retired housewife with a large family, Noel jokes around running off huge numbers of children, grandchildren and great grandchildren!!! Joyce tells Noel she loves going to bingo and goes 5 nights a week, it's then revealed that fellow contestant Pauline goes to the same bingo club as Joyce, although she didn't know her at the time of applying to the show... Joyce runs through what she wants to do with the money she wins, she wants a big TV and a Porsche to learn to drive in!!

Round 1
2 - £10 Big cheers
17 - £20,000 Newbie Den, she tells us she fell off the back of the stage and asks for yellow stuff to be put there as a warning! Noel has a go at Den for being so silly as to do that and then goes and pretends to fall off the walk of wealth!!
8 - £5
4 - 1p
21 - £100,000

Noel waffles to the Banker about Den and her health and safety issues!! The Banker asks Den if it's safe for Joyce to race down the road in a Porsche! He then offers £8,911, Joyce says NO DEAL

Round 2
22 - £3,000
13 - £500
There are workmen in the background now putting up fencing behind Den!! And she now gets a hard-hat and high-viz jacket!!
Blue chants start
16 - £15,000

The banker says he has something in common with Den, and he does risk assessments, and he's done one on Joyce's board and it's high... He then offers £12,500. Theresa says it's a good offer, but it's also a good board... Joyce says NO DEAL

Round 3
Blue chants start
12 - £5,000
18 - £1,000
20 - 50p BIG CHEERS

Joyce talks about when she destroyed Steve's game, and how the banker did like her. Joyce tells a story about Steve at the hotel, and how in the middle of night instead of going to his bathroom, he went outside into the corridor naked and his door shut behind him!! The then calls and offers £24,500. Joyce goes to Kev, he says he would go on at the moment, and Philip agrees. Noel says it is a very good offer, but Joyce says NO DEAL

Round 4
We want no regrets now says Noel
3 - £750 BIG CHEERS and a WOW from Noel
Noel builds up the tension and blue chants start
1 - £75,000 The chants change to groans
14 - 10p BIG CHEERS

The banker talks about the loss of the £75,000, but Noel says the £250,000 is still in play. The banker then asks to speak to Joyce, and Noel tells her not to be bullied by him. The banker chats away to Joyce and after a while she just says BYE! She then tells Noel that no man frightens her. The Banker offers £20,000, and Joyce is just about to answer Noel when the banker phones back!! He says he has re-aligned the offer, and it's now £30,000... Phil says that is a serious sum of money, Theresa tells her to think about this and to go with her heart. Joyce says DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
5 - £10,000 wouldn't have been enough says Noel
15 - £50,000 Cheers for that one...
10 - £100

Joyce tells Noel that the £30,000 was above her target. The Banker would have offered £55,000...

Round 6 - Proveout round
19 - £1
You've got to find the £250,000 now says Noel
7 - £250,000 Big cheers and applause
9 - £35,000

It's time for The Banker with £50 and £250 remaining. The banker would have offered £130

Noel opens box 6 and reveals £250

Box 11 contains the £50

Monday, April 16, 2007

Jamie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us all to the start of another week at the dream factory. He runs through Penny's game yesterday and congratulates her on being true to herself and sticking to her plan of playing all the way and being a NO DEALER, he tells the remaining contestants to be true to themselves and play their own game and not be influenced by others....

It’s Jamie’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 21. Jamie is from Essex, and says he has been lucky in his home life and his family run flooring business. He has his wife in the audience for support today, and we get to see a family pic of himself, his wife and daughter.

Round 1
11 - 10p Big cheers for the opening blue
18 - £35,000 Silence for the lowest power 5
20 - £5,000 Newbie Kirsty
3 - £100
16 - £10,000

Jamie says it was a shame losing the £35,000 that round. The banker says he is nervous about Jamie's game, as he is the youngest daddy of the group they have had so far. He says he looked up Jamie's flooring company in the phone book and spoken to a chap called Paul who is holding the fort at the moment. He asked him what he thought of Jamie! He told the banker that Jamie is very squeaky with his money!! The Banker offers £13,500, and Jamie says it's a fantastic offer, but NO DEAL

Round 2
Jamie tells Noel he doesn't have a system, but there are 3 numbers he will leave until the end...
6 - £250
22 - £500
14 - £100,000 The chants turn to groans

The banker is still nervous of Jamie, and he offers £15,000. Noel asks is it time to go? Jamie goes to Kev for some advice, he tells Jamie there is still a lot in the game, and the banker is still nervous of him, which is good... Jamie says NO DEAL

Round 3
1 - £1 Big Cheers
12 - £1,000
4 - £250,000 Big groans as the biggy goes

Jamie remains positive and says there are still 2 massive numbers on the board. The banker is feeling better now, and talks about the curse of the daddy of the group... He then offers £10,000. Jamie says that is still a good offer, and he turns to his wife, who tells him there is still some good money on the board. Jamie says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start
17 - £750
Noel says it's a good time to do an all blue round now
7 - £3,000 It's not idea, but it's OK says Jamie
9 - 50p

It's neatly balanced now says Noel with 4 blues and 4 reds, and The Banker calls and offers £17,500. Jamie has a wander around the wings for some advice, and most say it is a good offer, but there is still good money on the board... Jamie says NO DEAL

Round 5
Jamie tells us the 3 numbers he is leaving until the end...2, 5 and 19
Blue chants nearly start
8 - £15,000 Not ideal says Jamie
Blue chants start
15 - £5 BIG CHEERS
10 - £50 More cheers

That was a very good round says Noel, and you are minutes away from going away with a big win, and also a chance of going in the hall of fame. Noel then speaks to The Banker and says this is very clever from him now... The Banker offers £28,000, and it's the same offer that Penny refused yesterday. It's a great offer says Jamie, and his wife agrees, and she adds that he is so lucky normally that he could go on and get more. She also does the Noel speech of how disappointed would you be if you went now and had the £75,000 in your box... Jamie says DEAL

Round 6 – Proveout round
13 - £50,000 YES, YES, YES shouts Jamie
2 - £75,000 The studio goes wild. Fantastic says Noel
5 - £10

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £20,000 remaining, and he would have offered £9,000.

Noel opens box 21 and reveals £20,000

Box 19 contains 1p
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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Penny's Deal or No Deal Game Report

It’s Penny’s turn in the crazy chair today, and she has box 19. Penny tells Noel a little of where she has and now lives, apparently she moves around a lot. Penny likes a wink, so Noel wants a wink after every box... Noel points out that whenever Penny has been asked for advice she has never said deal, so he says it will be interesting to see how she plays her game today. She introduces us to her Swedish friend who is in the audience for support today...

Round 1
Penny is going for 22 as the number has played so much in her life and time on the show.
22 - £250,000
Jeannie says she knew the £250,000 was in 22 and sets herself up as a bit of a psychic now...
1 - £20,000 Groans for that one
5 - £1 Cheers for the first blue
11 - 50p
Noel asks how Penny is choosing her numbers, and she replies she likes the curly numbers!
10 - £100,000

What a stinker of an opening round says Noel. The banker tells Noel that he is worried about him, and Noel says he's just got something that is going around. The banker sends out a gift for Noel and it's a chair with a cushion on, with grapes and some cold medicine, there is also a get well soon card with a little poem for him. The banker wonders if the Penny that was always saying NO DEAL was the real Penny, or a just a show that was put on for him... He makes an opening offer of £3,689, it’s all the curly numbers that Penny likes! Penny says NO DEAL

Round 2
3 - £15,000 More groans
7 - £50 Big cheers for the blue
17 - £35,000 Big groans for another of the power 5

Penny says she is not lying down easily here. The banker says the 2 high numbers are very isolated now, and offers £5,000. Noel says this is another of the banker's clever offers as it's an amount that is still in play at the moment, Penny says NO DEAL

Round 3
4 - 10p A few whoops from Penny
14 - £50,000 More groans and it's a one box game...
15 - £1,000

Noel comments that Penny is still smiling, and Penny replies that she can still get a flat with the £75,000 on the board, and Noel replies maybe a motorhome. The Banker offers £3,000, and Penny replies it's quite a fair offer. Penny says NO DEAL

Round 4
21 - 1p BIG CHEERS and Whoops
13 - £100 More cheers
9 - £10,000 OH NO says Noel

Noel asks Penny what she is thinking, and she replies she is still out for the £75,000. The banker says that Penny's box is likely to have one of the other amounts, and offers £4,000. Noel turns to Penny's friend, who says that Penny knows what 19 means, and Noel asks what the 19 means. Noel tries to guess, but Penny won't reveal anything! Penny says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
16 - £3,000 The chants turn to groans
More chants
12 - £500 More cheers
More chants
6 - £250 BIG CHEERS for that one

The Banker offers £11,000, and Penny says it's a good offer. After a little thought Penny says NO DEAL… Game on says Noel

Round 6
Blue chants start
18 - £10 BIG CHEERS
More chants
20 - £750 Bigger cheers and we are nearly there says Noel
More chants
8 - £5 The studio goes wild

It’s time for The Banker with £5,000 and £75,000 remaining. An all blue round at the crucial time says Noel, and Penny replies she knows what she is going to do now... The Banker offers £28,000… Penny says she is thinking now, and she thinks she knows what she is going to do. Her friend says it's a very good offer, but she is the only one who knows what to do... Penny says NO DEAL

The banker calls back and says the number 2 means a lot to him as he uses it a lot!! He offers the SWAP. Penny says NO SWAP

Noel opens box 19 and reveals £5,000!!!

Box 2 contains the £75,000

Friday, April 13, 2007

Vikki's Deal or No Deal Game Report

It's Friday 13th! And it's Vikki’s turn at the pound table today with box 3, hopefully she's not superstitious! Vikki talks about why she is in a wheelchair and how she had surgery that didn’t go to plan.

Round 1
Box 8 - £250
Box 11 - £500
Box 6 - £3,000
Box 4 - 10p
Box 18 - £250,000

Noel has a chat with the banker, who reveals that Friday 13th is his second favourite day of the year, first being his birthday, May 12th. He then makes an opening offer of £9,000, Vikki says NO DEAL

Round 2
Box 19 - £20,000
Box 5 - £50,000
Box 14 - 50p

The banker really likes Vikki’s dark side as he has one as well and doesn’t want to cause her pain, and Offers £11,000. Vikki says NO DEAL

Round 3
Box 12 - £100,000 Greeted with a gasp.
Box 1 - £35,000 "Oh no, all or peanuts" says Noel
Box 10 - £5,000

After a bad round the offer goes down to £3,013, Vikki says NO DEAL

Round 4
Box 22 - £15,000
Box 9 - £100
Box 13 - 1p Definitely not unlucky today!

Noel laughs in to the phone and says there isn’t anything for the Banker to gloat at apart from the gaping hole in right hand side of the board. The Banker offers £6,500, and Vikki is really struggling to decide on what to do here, she asks the pilgrims who would deal and 3 stand up.
There are only 2 amounts on the board higher and 6 below the offer. Vikki says DEAL

Round 5
Box 21 - £1,000
Box 7 - £5
Box - £10

The banker thanks Vikki for making Friday 13th his favourite day now!! He would have Offered £16,500...

Round 6
Box 20 - £75,000
Box 17 - £1
Box 15 - £50

With £750 and £10,000 The Banker would have offered £4,013

Noel opens Vikki's box 3 and reveals £10,000

Box 2 contains the £750

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Steve's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory, pound table and crazy chair!! He runs through the games of the week so far, and says we are on the way back up now after a run of bad results. He has a feeling there will be a big money payout today...

Its Steve’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 22. Steve is in the RAF and has just finished his officer training. Noel asks how Steve handles risk, he replies he is a betting man and likes a gamble. Noel talks about Steve's secret weapon of his robotic dance!!!

Round 1
Steve says he is a gentleman and will go ladies first
9 - £1 Cheers for the blue start
Steve sticks with the ladies
11 - 1p More cheers
8 - £750 Sticking with the ladies is working at the moment
2 - £250,000 Oh my word says Noel
1 - £10

You were so close to the all blue round says Noel, but you blew it in big style!! Noel tells the banker we are all feeling good at the moment, as we have beaten him twice now. The banker wants to do a deal with Steve and he wants to see the robotic dance performed by everyone in exchange for a good offers throughout the game! He then offers £11,000, Steve says NO DEAL

Round 2
Steve and Noel pull some strange faces!!
13 - £15,000
19 - 10p
Rita tried to start a blue chant then, but was too slow
21 - £5,000

The Banker offers £17,500, and John asks Steve if he still blankos his webbing, and receives strange looks from both Noel and Steve!! Steve says NO DEAL

Round 3
6 - £100,000 Groans for that one
18 - £500
5 - £250

The banker says John has gone up in his estimations, and asks him how often he gets his blanko out!! The Banker says he is excited about the next round, because now all the ladies have been used up, Steve will be choosing men who look like ladies!! And he says Barry will be first!! He then offers £15,000, Steve asks the audience who would deal, and no-one stands. Noel says that's amazing as there is normally someone who stands up, as they want to be on the telly!! Steve says NO DEAL

Round 4
The gentlemen next, and Steve does go with Barry!
14 - £75,000
Blue chants nearly get going...
16 - £50,000 Disastrous round says Noel
12 - 50p

The banker says that was a brilliant round for him, and Noel does concede it to him. He then offers £7,500, it's a good offer says Noel, and it's almost the average. Steve again asks the audience to stand if they would deal, 2 stand this time. Steve goes to Alain, who tells him to play to the end, as he doesn't want to do robotics! Steve says he is lucky as he is young and can earn that £7,500, whereas the top money on the board would make a difference to him. Steve says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants
20 - £5 A shout of C'mon from Steve
More chants
7 - £20,000 The chants turn to groans
More chants
3 - £1,000

Noel asks what Steve is thinking, and he replies, "You are only here once". The Banker offers £10,000, and Jamie tells Steve that now it's a case of how lucky do you feel. Steve says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
15 - £3,000 Newbie James
4 - £10,000
10 - £100

It’s time for The Banker time with £50 and £35,000 remaining, he would have offered
£17,000
. Steve says he's a gambling man, and would have played the odds and dealt.

Noel opens box 22 and reveals £50

Box 17 contains £35,000

We now to see the robotic dance!!!!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Miles' Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory yet again, and runs through the games so far this week, Dee's game with the goodies for everyone, and then Kerry's game with the "lights out" moment, and the perfect deal.

It’s Miles’ turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he has box 9. Miles is a retired company director, and also previously worked in a bank. He shows us his lucky stone that he has had for 30 years, and also a picture of his grandfather.

Round 1
Noel introduces 2 pilgrims who have their own "pilgrim" badges
2 - 1p The perfect start
Noel jokes about free bubbly and £200 for all the contestants
5 - £35,000
7 - £500
6 - £5 Newbie Pauline
4 - £100,000 OHHHH says Miles

The banker says he is feeling excited as the contestants have made him feel better with the disgusting dancing that occurs during the pre-show warm up!!! But he says lately the dancing has picked up and asks for "The Robot" demonstration from Steve!! After the dancing entertainment the banker offers £1.760, Miles says NO DEAL

Round 2
15 - £10
11 - £250
Miles is drawn to box 1, but is a little unsure…
12 - 50p BIG CHEERS

That was a good round says Miles, as he gets a nice all blue round. The banker says that round was miles better! He then offers £17,600, Noel asks is it time to enter the hall of fame and go at the second offer, and Miles replies it's tempting. Miles says NO DEAL

Round 3
Blue chants start
21 - £1,000
More chants
3 - £750
Noel wonders if Miles gets another all blue round will the next offer be £176,000!
16 - £250,000

That had a sting in the tail says Noel, and Miles replies that he's feeling OK at the moment. The Banker calls and offers £12,320, Noel says it's good offer and works out at 7 miles. Phil says it's a good offer, but Miles can improve on it with the board he has. Miles says NO DEAL

Round 4
Chants start
22 - £10,000 It's OK says Noel and Miles
More chants
14 - £3,000
Miles decides to use his lucky number 13 next.
Blue chants
13 - £50

The lucky number comes good, and Miles feels great. The Banker offers £15,840, which works out at 9 miles in yards. Miles says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
8 - £100 The chants turn to cheers
More chants
18 - £5,000
20 - £15,000

The Banker offers £26,400, which works out at 15 miles, and is what Miles asked for in the last round... Miles says this is a tough one, as he's seen so many games go wrong at this point, Noel asks how much he wants to make of this opportunity, and Miles replies DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
1 - 10p It would have been the perfect start...
17 - £50,000
10 - £75,000

It’s time for The Banker with £1 and £20,000 remaining, and he would have offered £5,280.

Noel opens box 9 and reveals £20,000

Box 19 contains £1

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Kerry's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Round 1
6 - £10
19 - 50p
12 - £3,000
5 - £75,000
1 - £5,000

The Banker offers a SWAP. Kerry says NO SWAP.

Round 2
22 - £1
15 - £10,000
Before the next box is opened, Noel calls a break, BUT there is a powercut in the studio!! Watch the video clip below to see how it happens and the action taken.

After the powercut, Kerry plays on with her last box of the round.
9 - £250

The Banker offers £20,000. Kerry says NO DEAL.

Round 3
11 - £50,000
18 - 1p
2 - 10p

The Banker first offers £25,000, but Kerry says she thought the offer would be higher at this point, and The Banker calls back and raises the offer to £27,500! Kerry says NO DEAL

Round 4
4 - £750
20 - £15,000
10 - £20,000

The Banker offers £35,000. Kerry says DEAL

Round 5 - Proveout round
7 - £35,000
21 - £250,000
14 - £1,000

The Banker would have offered £9,000.

Round 6 - Proveout round
17 - £100,000
3 - £5
13 - £100


With £500 and £50 remaining The Banker would have offered £235

Box 16 contains £500

Box 8 contains the £50

Monday, April 09, 2007

Dee's Deal or No Deal Game Report

A clucking intro to the show today, and all the pilgrims are in Easter bunny ears!! Noel talks about David's game yesterday and how it was both an emotionally, and financially charged game, with David needing the money as he actually borrowed £200 to get to the show.

Dee has box 12 today. Dee has a lucky elephant that needs to face the door, and Noel says there is a problem as there are so many doors, which he starts to point out in airhostess style!! We get to see some of Dee's pics, and Dee has a dream of going on the Orient Express and also to visit Egypt. Dee says she sometimes gets feelings from the boxes, so may feel her way through the show today.

All the boxes have Easter bunnies on them today. Before the first round there is a big surprise as ex-contestant Bunney appears dressed as an Easter bunny and delivers a song!! Noel then gets chased around the pound table by Bunney!! Bunney reveals that if Dee takes out the 1p in the first round all the contestants will receive £200, and all the pilgrims will get a bottle of bubbly... Bunney asks if he can sit in the audience for Dee's show, and Noel tells Bunney to HOP IT!!

Round 1
18 - £1 Ohhhhh close
1 - 10p Ohhh closer
9 - £50
8 - 1p Everyone goes wild
14 - £1,000

Fantastic opening round says Noel, and Dee has made everyone happy with their gifts as well. The banker says that round cost him a few bob, and he's not happy with Bunney! He's going to get Bunney a ham toasty, a cheese toasty, and a tomato toasty, then Bunney will die of mixing his toasties!!!! He then makes an opening offer of £18,000. Will Dee be the first to go at the first offer asks Noel, Dee says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £250,000 Big groans
22 - £75,000 OH NO says Noel!!
11 - £5,000 Newbie Kev

You've given the banker a bit of light at the end of the tunnel with that round says Noel. The banker says that round was hare raising!! Noel replies there is no reason to rabbit in!! The Banker then offers£9,000, Dee says it's a good offer, but there are still some good amounts on the board. Dee says NO DEAL

Round 3
13 - £50,000 NO says Noel, the last 4 boxes have been horrific!
Blue chants
17 - £100
More chants
16 - £10,000

The banker thinks all the positive energy is drained from the studio now after the first round, but the pilgrims all shout NOOO.... The banker reckons that Dee plays bridge, and he is right... He then offers £12,000, and Noel says the banker thinks Dee is a bit of a gambler now. Dee says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start
19 - £500
Blue chants
21 - £15,000
Blue chants
3 - £20,000

Dee says she can't believe it, and asks her daughter to join her at the pound table for some support. The banker asks how are you going to feel winning 50p for someone who's entered the viewer’s matchplay competition today and Noel says that's low!! He then offers £10,000. Dee goes to the wings for some advice and they say to go for it, and the pilgrims think she should play on as well. Bunney says it's a dangerous situation, but you only get one chance in the chair and everyone is behind her. Dee says DEAL

Dee tells Noel that it might have been different if she was 21. Noel says it's a decision that goes against what nearly everyone thought, but we will see what happens now and whether it was the right move

Round 5 - Proveout Round
15 - £100,000
5 - £10
Noel doesn't think Dee has done enough yet...
20 - £750 NO NO says Noel

Noel is not sure where the banker will go now, but says that he must offer what he would have done in real play. The Banker would have offered £5,000, and Noel says for the moment you are OK says Noel.

Round 6 - Proveout round
7 - £35,000 Dee does it...
10 - 50p
6 - £3,000 YES, YES, YES says Noel

It’s time for The Banker with £5 and £250 remaining, and he would have offered £99 + a bunch of carrots!!

Noel opens box 12 and reveals £5

Box 4 contains £250

Sunday, April 08, 2007

David's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory again, and says how good Friday's game was, and how Charlie's game has lifted the whole feelings of everyone. Noel mentions that tomorrow there will be a match play for the viewer's competition.

It’s David’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with box 9. The boxes are yellow again today, but have Easter eggs on them today instead of the hot cross buns. We learn that David is between jobs at the moment, as he has been made redundant recently, he also has his wife in the audience for support today. David considers himself a lucky man, but is not superstitious, although he has a crystal with him that was given to him by his wife and children. We hear how David's son has been ill with cancer.

Round 1
2 - £5,000
5 - £1,000
20 - £100
3 - £35,000 A few groans for the lowest power 5
15 - £250,000 OH NO not again says Noel

The banker says he didn't have a good day off yesterday, as he was beaten for the first time in a month on Friday! He says he ate lots of chocolate yesterday for comfort, and makes an opening offer of £7,500. Its not a bad offer says Noel, and David says NO DEAL

Round 2
11 - £500
The blue chants start
14 - £50
David says he's really pleased with that start to the round. Noel goes into the audience and asks everyone to hold up their handmade eggs that they brought along, and Noel collects a couple and puts them on the pound table. Noel hopes he doesn't BREAK any, and uses the line to call a break!!
18 - £15,000

Noel points out that David hasn't hit any of the banker's power 5 yet, and the banker calls and says he likes it that way... He then offers £12,500, David says it's a very good offer, and then talks about how he thinks Charlie's game has turned the luck for the contestants. David says NO DEAL

Round 3
Gaz next, and Noel says he will give him a kiss if he reveals the 1p!!
Blue chants start
17 - 10p BIG CHEERS - That was too close says Noel
22 - £75,000 Vikki gets a warning from Noel about all the high values she's had!!!
4 - £750

The banker says he is getting a growing affection for Vikki, and he says this next offer will be tempting, he offers £15,000. Noel asks David's wife what she thinks of the offer, she replies it's a good offer, and does personalise the offer revealing that they need the money to save having to sell their house. David says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start
7 - £50,000 The chants turn to groans
19 - 50p Big cheers and a shout of YES from Noel
1p chants start!!!!!
8 - £5

There are big shouts of support for David, and Noel tells the banker the £50,000 was a big blow, but they are remaining positive. The Banker offers £15,000, and Noel says it's a clever offer from the banker. David's wife says she thinks he can find the 1p... David says it's a fantastic offer, but they need to change their circumstances... David says NO DEAL

Noel asks David's wife Carol to join them at the pound table, as they are both involved in this emotional game now.

Round 5
Blue chants start
10 - £20,000 The chants turn to groans
Blue chants
13 - £10 Big cheers
More chants
16 - £1 More cheers

Noel says we have to believe that David can produce a game like Charlie now, and the banker offers £20,000. Noel asks for the amounts to be removed from the board. David doesn't ask anyone for their opinion, as he doesn't want to put any pressure on them. David says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
6 - 1p It would have been the perfect start says Noel
21 - £10,000 Some cheers, but NO says Noel...
1 - £250

It’s time for The Banker with £3,000 and £100,000 remaining, and Noel comments on how similar the game is now to Charlie’s. He says the offer should be higher than the one Charlie received as David has a higher back up to the £100,000 than Charlie. The Banker calls and says he would have offered £40,000.

Noel opens box 9 and reveals £100,000...

Box 12 contains £3,000

Friday, April 06, 2007

Charlie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

The red box breaks out of an Easter egg in Noel's intro today! He welcomes us all again to the dream factory, and he tells us that the game is fascinating, as no game is played by an individual, as all the contestants are so close as they spend so much time together while on the show and back at the hotel they stay at. The boxes are yellow today and Noel calls them Hot Cross Bun Boxes.

It’s Charlie’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she has box 6, she has been there for 21 games, and is a little nervous. She has her mum, sister and boyfriend in the audience for support today, and she has a couple of lucky numbers that she will be saving to use at a certain time. Noel reveals in Charlie's notes it says she likes to live life on the edge, and also hold a pee for as long as possible!! All the pilgrims have hot cross buns today as an Easter treat.

Noel pleads with Charlie to go for the big money today, as we are on a low at the moment and need a boost...

Round 1
2 - 1p BIG CHEERS for the perfect start
16 - £35,000 Newbie Jeannie
1 - £10 More cheers
10 - £750
14 - £50

Charlie says she is feeling a bit better now. Noel can't understand The Banker as he is eating lots of hot cross buns, which he nicked off the audience!! The only thing more delicious than the buns is Charlie says the banker, and he the offers £12,000.01. That is a great offer says Charlie, but she says that she said as long as she had 3 of the power 5 she would keep going, so it’s NO DEAL

Round 2
3 - £1
12 - £250,000 Groans as the big one goes
Noel starts munching away on a hot cross bun!!
Blue chants start
4 - £500

Noel says he thinks that Charlie has done enough to give the banker a problem here, and he tells the banker everyone is going to be celebrating tonight, as Charlie will win big today. The Banker offers £12,500, and Noel says it's a lot of money, and Charlie replies that's my Mini. Kerry says that’s the best board we've seen for a while, and they all want her to turn around the recent bad run of games. Charlie says NO DEAL

Round 3
More chants
22 - £250 More cheers
More chants
18 - £50,000 ARGGHHHH says Noel
More chants
21 - £3,000

Noel says that Charlie has given herself a little problem now as she only has 2 of the power 5 remaining. The Banker offers £15,000. Charlie turns to her mum and tells her not to say a word, as she would say No Deal, her sister and boyfriend both say it's a good board, and Charlie says she is there to play the game... Charlie says NO DEAL

Round 4
Chants start
19 - 50p Big cheers
More chants
5 - £1,000
Blue chants start
20 - £5 BIG CHEERS

Noel says this board is really good news at the moment after the recent run of games. The banker says that he was shaken by Charlie's last No Deal, and he offers £22,500. Noel goes to Barry, who says if you put your hand on the phone now you will feel it shaking as the banker will be banging the table saying DEAL woman. Noel tells Charlie to put her hand on the phone to see if it is shaking, as she does it rings!! Charlie answers and the banker raises the offer to £25,000!!! Charlie says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants
13 - £15,000 That's OK says Charlie and Noel
9 - £10,000 That's OK says Noel again
Blue chants
8 - £75,000 ARGGH NO says Noel

The Banker offers £17,500, it's a good offer says Noel, and Charlie agrees. Noel goes to Charlie's mum who says she would deal, but Charlie says her dad would No Deal, and Charlie says NO DEAL

Round 6
Charlie asks if she can change her mind now!!
7 - £20,000 Not good news says Noel, but not disastrous
Blue chants
11 - 10p BIG CHEERS
Noel tells Charlie to focus now
Blue chants
17 - £5,000

It’s time for The Banker with £100 and £100,000 remaining. Bit of a contrast on the board says Noel, with £100 or £100,000. The banker says that was brave declining the last offer. Noel says the banker will do one of 2 things, reward the bravery, or force Charlie to go on... The Banker offers £32,000, all of Charlie's family say DEAL, and almost everyone else says DEAL. Charlie says DEAL

All of Charlie's family joins her at the pound table and give her a hug, and Noel asks would Charlie have swapped if she played on, she replies NO never...

Noel opens box 6 and reveals £100, and box 15 contains £100,000.

Charlie plays the perfect game, and she says we spanked that Banker today.