Welcome to donduk. A refuge for those who enjoy Deal or No Deal, the hit Channel 4 gameshow hosted by Noel Edmonds. The award winning gameshow Deal or No Deal has become a big hit for Channel 4 and marks a sensational return to our screens of Noel Edmonds.

Deal or No Deal is enjoyed my millions of viewers daily, where the contestants battle with The Banker to try and win a jackpot of £250,000. Here at donduk you will find full daily reports of each show, as well Deal or No Deal news and specials. Deal or No Deal although initially appearing very simple in format of just opening a few boxes for the chance to win some big money prizes, actually has some potentially complex decisions to be made at points throughout the show, the contestants occasionally try complex or simple gameplay in an attempt to give them an edge in beating the Banker.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Ron's Deal or No Deal Game Report 06/02/11

Ron has box 2.

Ron is from Tyne and Wear and is a self-employed joiner. Ron shows some old b&w pic of him with his brothers, sisters and mum. He reveals that Noel once had tea with his mum and sister! We also see a photo of Ron at his son's graduation, and he says he's proud of his son as he has a mining background. Ron's wife of 30 years is in the audience and she tells the story of how they met in a nightclub, and she uses the chance to say she's younger than Noel.

Round 1
12 - Big Al - £100
Charlotte next and Noel talks about the big values she's had.
18 - Charlotte - 1p
Newbie Tiffany next and she says pineapples make her feel weird in a bad way!
11 - newbie Tiffany - £75,000
Noel says Adam looks like he belongs on a model railway as he looks small standing next to Big Al and Tiffany.
5 - Carol - £50,000
4 - Stu - £10,000

Banker time
The banker likes that Ron had two 1p kisses with Charlotte! He says Ron looks like a Labrador with glasses!

Banker's offer:
£4,900

Ron says that's a good offer.

Ron says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Ron talks about why he wants to give up joinery. Patricia next, and Noel talks to her about her husbands again.
3 - Patricia - £5
15 - Darrel - £1
Phoenix now and he says he's been rubbing his lucky pants which amuses Noel.
9 - Phoenix - £15,000

Banker time
The banker says Phoenix walked into the studio and a pilgrim gasped and pointed. The pilgrim says she was shocked at Phoenix's handsomeness!

Banker's offer:
£7,000

Ron says it's a "darn good offer".

Ron says
NO DEAL

Round 3
7 - Nick - £250,000
Noel says that's cruel.
1 - Sophie - £250
10 - Dylan - £10

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Ron's offered some advice which is generally to go one more round

Ron says
NO DEAL

Round 4
Ron says he wants to get a racehorse but he's not a big gambler and he says he and his family have always had an interest in racehorses. He reveals a horse once had a heart attack and died whilst Ron was riding it.
14 - Vicki - £750
Noel says lots of people will identify with Ron, as he's achieved a lot in life and is now looking for a happy retirement.
17 - Leanne - £3,000
8 - Amy - £5,000

Banker time
The banker thinks Ron has modest ambitions and this will be an opportunity to retire comfortably, and he doesn't think he'll have to offer a lot to get Ron to deal.

Banker's offer:
£4,000

The banker says Ron and his wife will be happy with that, and he says the banker may be right. He asks his wife who says it's up to him if he wants to carry on, and Patricia says one of the bigger values could do everything Ron wants. Stu says Ron has paid a lot of respect to lesser sums of money, but it's probably a bit cheap for the board.

The banker phones back and says this board is marginally in Ron's favour and he'd modify his opinion of Ron if he no dealt.

Ron says
NO DEAL

Round 5
16 - Ade - £1,000
19 - Dom - £35,000
Noel says that's not disastrous at the moment.
6 - Dolly - £50

Banker time
Noel says we know the banker will have modified his opinion of Ron. The banker says he's been proved wrong by Ron, and if Ron had dealt, he'd have said the offer would've been about £4,500. But as Ron no dealt, he's playing it differently.

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Ron says the banker is a very very clever man. Noel says winning £100,000 is still achievable, and Adam says he'd go for it but £8,000 would be icing on top of his life for Ron. Noel asks which contestants would deal and about 6 would. Noel asks Ron if he's waiting to know it's right to deal, and he says he is, so Noel asks why he doesn't deal then! Stu says the board is worth more than £8,000.

The banker rings back and says anyone who says that's not a good offer can't read the board! He warns what would happen if the £100k goes, and he says Ron has to be a gambler to go on.

Ron says
DEAL

Round 6 - proveout
20 - Kitty - £100,000
21 - Peter - 50p
22 - Shaun - £20,000

Banker time with 10p and £500 remaining...

Banker's offer would've been:
£80

Ron has £500 in his box 2

Box 13 with Adam contains the 10p

Noel says this is officially a banker spanking and was the most unlikely spanking in the history of the show.


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Friday, February 04, 2011

Tomas' Deal or No Deal Game Report 04/02/11

Tomas has box 17 today.

Noel thinks it will be one of those games today with Tomas. Tomas introduces all his family that are in the audience for support today, and Noel asks what the large rubber fake hands are that Tomas has with him, and Tomas says that when he spanks the Banker he wants him to enjoy it Tomas shows a picture of a horse he painted and says that it's not very good as it is actually a portrait of a neighbour

Tomas has a photo of his money tree at home that blossomed for the first time in 15 years, and he has the fruits with him today. Tomas talks about his painting and also the books he has written, he has written 3 so far and is now on his 4th. Tomas says he has an idea for his 5th book now since he has been on the wings, but Noel reveals he has read a bit about this book and it involves a blow-up doll!

Round 1
Tomas says a chap came up to him today and said he would be playing today, and offered him a twig that would only point to blues, and Tomas says he bought it off him for £25!! The twig points to Carol with box 4 first!
4 - £5 Carol
16 - £10 Sophie
Noel says if this next box is blue he will buy the twig from Tomas
2 - £3,000 Shaun
Tomas throws his twig away!
20 - £1,000 Phoenix
18 - £35,000 Stu

Banker time
This should be interesting now with the Banker says Noel. The Banker says it is nice to see Tomas again after selling him the twig, but he was a little worried about the twig after the first 2 boxes.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

Tomas asks if he could add £25 to that

Tomas says
NO DEAL

Noel asks Tomas about his skills with hypnosis, and Tomas says he trained as a stage hypnotist, and did a few gigs, and also one for the troops in the Falklands, and talks about how he wanted an assistant so went along to a private shop and bought a blow-up doll! He says he took the doll home and then dressed it in his wife's clothes! He took the doll to the Falklands, but it was kidnapped before he got onto stage, and he wants to go back and see how she is getting on as she will be about 38 now and he wants to see how she has been making a living

Round 2
11 - £250,000 Darrel
15 - £1 Leanne
1 - £10,000 Adam

Banker time
Noel asks if Tomas is always this happy, and Tomas says he tries to be although his wife might not think so! The Banker says he also has a story about a blow-up doll in his university days!

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Tomas says
NO DEAL

Round 3
22 - £50,000 Dolly
3 - £500 Newbie Dom
Tomas is now going to crack his nuts! He gets the fruits from his money tree and gets Noel to crack one to see what is inside. Noel cracks the nut and finds a £5 note inside! Tomas gives Noel another one, and this time it has £10 inside! Tomas gives Noel another one, and it has an IOU for £20 inside Tomas has one more nut that he is going to keep to the end.
8 - £100 Kitty

Banker time
The Banker says he is very interested in Tomas' nuts!

Banker's offer:
£7,500

Tomas says
NO DEAL

Round 4
5 - £15,000 Charlotte
21 - £250 Ade
13 - £20,000 Ron

Banker time
It's another one of those boards says the Banker. He tells Tomas to play safe here.

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Tomas says the Banker is a wise man, and he has seen too many games go bad lately. Tomas' grandson says that would get him a good few holidays, so think about this.

Tomas says
DEAL

Noel thinks that decision was made due to all the crashes recently. Noel says that one of the reasons Tomas wanted to come onto the show was to meet Noel, he has wanted to meet a few other famous people but they are now dead!

Round 5 - Proveout round
19 - £50 Big Al
6 - £100,000 Amy
12 - 10p Peter

Banker time

Banker's offer would've been:
£5,000

Round 6 - Proveout round
10 - £5,000 Viki
7 - £75,000 Dylan
9 - 1p Patricia

Banker time with 50p and £750 remaining

Banker's offer would've been:
£150

Noel opens Tomas' box 17 and reveals 50p

Box 14 with Nick contains the £750

Noel says it was technically not a Banker Spanking because the first offer was the highest.

Tomas asks Noel to open the last nut from the money tree and he reveals and a that says thank you for an unforgettable experience. Noel says the amazing bit is on the back it says thanks for the £8,000


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Thursday, February 03, 2011

IJ's Deal or No Deal Game Report 03/02/11

IJ has box 8.

Noel tries to pronounce IJ's full name! IJ is a cover supervisor from Wembley, and she explains her job is a form of supply teacher. She shows a photo of her mum, and she says she's such an inspiration and has recently started studying again for various qualifications. We also get to see a pic of her family at Christmas many years ago. IJ says her dad passed away a month ago, and her mum encouraged her not to pass the opportunity of appearing on DoND. IJ also has a scrapbook with her, which she has added stuff to for many years, and she also has an angel ornament with her. She has everything happens for a reason and what happens today is what happens.

Round 1
IJ has no system.
1 - Dolly - £15,000
12 - Charlotte - £10,000
Noel says that's low compared to the values Charlotte normally has.
6 - Peter - £5,000
Newbie Nick now, and IJ talks to him about his life.
17 - newbie Nick - £50,000
13 - Patricia - £5

Banker time
The banker thinks IJ has what it takes to turn the tide of recent bad luck. He says it's extraordinary that IJ came on the show despite her father's death recently.

Banker's offer:
£8,000

IJ says
NO DEAL

Round 2
9 - Big Al - £500
19 - Sophie - £250,000
21 - Shaun - £100,000
"What's going on?" asks IJ!

Banker time
The banker says he thinks he'll be dancing by the end of this game.

Banker's offer:
£800

IJ says
NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel starts to say something about IJ and she sits down, and he says she's hidden the evidence! Noel reveals she wants to have a "Beyonce bum". Noel asks if there are any potential donors in the audience. The banker rings back and says IJ's perfect as she is, and Noel has a similar problem. The small phone behind the scenes rings, and Noel goes to answer it and finds a bum-shaped cushion on his red chair, so he straps it onto his bottom, and then models it on the walk of wealth. Ron slaps him on the bottom and Noel says he was expecting that from Phoenix but not Ron. Noel now picks on Amy about the top she's wearing.
16 - Tomas - £250
22 - Carol - £50
Noel says IJ is packed full of positivity.
10 - Leanne - £1

Banker time

Banker's offer:
£3,700

IJ says that's not what she came for. Adam says he thinks there's another round in it, and Phoenix says he can feel the next round will be all-blue.

IJ says
NO DEAL

Round 4
20 - Phoenix - £3,000
7 - Adam - 1p
Noel says Adam looks like he's dressed like a Japanese fighter pilot from the waist down. IJ wonders if she should go with box 16 and Ron which is her dad's birthday, but Ron reckons she should leave it.
11 - Ade - £35,000

Banker time
The banker talks about the moment when Adam revealed what he was wearing from his waist downwards.

Banker's offer:
£5,000

Phoenix says she came here to win big, so she should go on even though it could be risky. Adam talks about how Georgina was over the moon with the £5,000 she dealt at.

IJ says
NO DEAL

Round 5
18 - Vicki - £75,000
What a week, says Noel.
4 - Dylan - £750
15 - Ron - £100

Banker time
IJ says she's going all the way as things happen for a reason.

Banker's offer:
£1,250

IJ says she doesn't want to disrespect the money but that's not a life changing sum.

IJ says
NO DEAL

Round 6
5 - Stu - 50p
2 - Amy - £10
14 - Darrel - £20,000

Banker time with 10p and £1,000 remaining

Noel says the bad luck of this week continues. The banker says he's in admiration of IJ for being courageous given the circumstances.

Banker's offer:
£375

IJ says
NO DEAL

IJ wins £1,000 from her box 8.

Box 3 with Kitty contains the 10p

Noel says IJ played that game with pure courage.


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Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Karl's Deal or No Deal Game Report 02/02/11

Noel asks a question, and asks what is the worst thing that a contestant can take away from the Dream Factory, and he doesn't mean a low sum of money, he hopes it isn't regret, and hopes that Beryl hasn't gone home with regret as she had one of those games where nothing went right and she ended up going home with 1p.

Karl has box 20 today. Noel says Karl has an unusual surname, which is Toy, and Karl says he has heard lots of things about his surname over the years. He has his wife in the audience for support today, and she tells how they met in a pub when he was drunk and came up behind her and said she had a nice bum inside her jeans! Karl has a box with him which contains a small money tree which he took along to his DoND audition, and thought he would bring it along today for some luck.

We get to see a family photo from one of Karl's holiday, and another of his gran and grandad. Karl says he has been known to have a gamble, but he also keeps his head screwed on. Karl talks about the number 10, and might keep that in play for a while.

Round 1
18 - 50p Dylan
That is a lot better than yesterday says Noel
19 - £250 Dolly
14 - £750 Patricia
13 - £1,000 Amy
IJ next, and Noel re-tells the story of her visiting her boyfriend wearing just a mac!
17 - £35,000 IJ

Banker time
That's not bad says Noel. The Banker says he has a sore head after partying all night after Beryl's game. He thinks Karl looks determined, and could be trouble.

Banker's offer:
£9,000

That is a fantastic amount of money says Karl.

Karl says
NO DEAL

Noel says he is going to give Karl a smile-ometer to help him in his game and then goes over to a pilgrim who has holes in the knees of her jeans and draws a smile and sad face on each knee!

Round 2
6 - £250,000 Ade
3 - £10,000 Ron
15 - 1p Darrel

Banker time
That last box was good news says Noel. The Banker says we had both knees in that round, and it was a round of balance

Banker's offer:
£8,000

Karl says
NO DEAL

Round 3
7 - 10p Sophie
12 - £500 Adam
Noel reveals that Karl has a tattoo in an embarrassing place, and then asks which buttock it is on. Karl said he was quoted £10 at first for a tattoo, but when he told the person where he wanted it the price doubled to £20. Karl's wife reveals it is a dragon, and Noel asks how often it breathes fire!!
16 - £3,000 Newbie Kitty

Banker time
The Banker has noted that since the £250,000 went things have turned around a little

Banker's offer:
£11,500

Karl says
NO DEAL

Round 4
21 - £20,000 Big Al
5 - £100,000 Peter
This has to be £1 says Noel
11 - £50,000 Charlotte

Banker time
That is incredible that Charlotte has done it again says Noel, she has only had 1 blue and all the rest have been large reds. The Banker thanks Charlotte, and then asks how she feels about destroying so many people's games!

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Karl's wife thinks he should play on.

Karl says
NO DEAL

Round 5
Karl wonders if he should pick box 10 now, and the Banker calls and tells him to pick it.
10 - £1 Carol
22 - £75,000 Shaun
2 - £15,000 Phoenix

Banker time
What a period we are going through at the moment says Noel, that is really cruel. The Banker calls and starts laughing down the phone.

Banker's offer:
£200

Karl says
NO DEAL

Round 6
The Banker calls and predicts the £5,000 will go in the first box!
8 - £5,000 Leanne
The Banker calls and start laughing again.
9 - £100 Tomas
1 - £10 Vicky

Banker time with £5 and £50 remaining

Banker's offer:
£20

Karl says
NO DEAL

Noel opens Karl's box 20 and reveals £5

Box 4 with Stu contains the £50

Oh my word says Noel, he can only imagine how disappointed Karl is. Karl says he will bounce back from this and he has had a great time on DoND.



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Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Beryl's Deal or No Deal Game Report 01/02/11

Noel says January was the wettest month since records began, in terms of tears from the contestants! Noel says they're on their 7th box of tissues since the New Year started and the banker can't afford any more, so he wants the contestants to keep their emotions in check! Noel says Georgina yesterday was the moistest player

Beryl has box 11. Beryl is from Coventry and is a retired dinner lady and she says she got a 50p pension when she retired! Beryl says the cook in her kitchen was brilliant and she talks about rationing ravioli. We get to see a pic of a 53-year-old soft-toy snowman called Mr Snowman, and a pic of Beryl's family at her diamond wedding anniversary. Her husband is in the audience today, and she shows a photo of him with his onions.

Round 1
Beryl has no system. She says she wants to live to 2012 for the Olympics, and then she's on borrowed time.
19 - Charlotte - £50,000
IJ now, and Noel has a chat with her about the Olympics, and she says she'd participate in the shopping event.
8 - IJ - £75,000
2 - Vicki - 50p
5 - Dolly - £250,000
"OH WHAT!" says Noel.
1 - Ron - £500

Banker time
The banker says he'd never ration his ravioli for Beryl.

Banker's offer:
£1,000

Noel talks to Beryl about how she once climbed up a tree when she was 80 and then she fell out! The banker phones up and asks if Noel is hoping to live to 2012 himself, as he's not playing by the rules as he forgot to ask the question!

Beryl says
NO DEAL

Round 2
Beryl says she wants money to get a walk-in bathroom, and Noel questions her further and finds she wants a walk-in shower! Noel narrows it down to a wet room, and she says it'll cost £24,000 - £26,000 as it'll be gold-plated. Big Al now, and we find out that he's a dairy farmer from Wales, and Noel asks him about his cows' milk output.
22 - Big Al - £1
9 - Leanne - £50
6 - Peter - £35,000

Banker time
Noel and the banker talk about Leanne's hair, and they then talk about the details of the wet-room that Beryl wants!

Banker's offer:
£2,000

Beryl says that's not enough.
NO DEAL

Round 3
Tomas now and he talks about an old cartoon character called Beryl the Peril.
10 - Tomas - £100
13 - Patricia - £15,000
Noel says it's one of those games where you get stabbed after a good box.
3 - Carol - 10p

Banker time
The banker says he liked a comment Beryl's husband made about how she had broken the game.

Banker's offer:
£3,000

Noel says the offers aren't going to suddenly rise with that board so it's going to be a hard task. Ade says he thinks Beryl's luck will turn soon.

Beryl says
NO DEAL

Round 4
16 - Darrel - £10
4 - Amy - £20,000
17 - Karl - £100,000

Banker time
The banker says Beryl might have to scale her wet-room down

Banker's offer:
£700

Stu says everyone's with Beryl.

Beryl says
NO DEAL

Round 5
7 - Phoenix - £1,000
14 - Adam - £10,000
Noel says this is unbelievable. Beryl holds her lucky Buddha, and she gets a bit emotional and wonders what she's done to her game.
18 - Dylan - £5,000

Banker time
Beryl says she used to like this game! The banker laughs wildly down the phone, which gets lots of BOOs from the audience. He says Beryl hasn't done anything wrong, and her luck just hasn't been here today. Beryl says this must all be a dream and it's not the dream she wanted!

Banker's offer:
£250

Beryl's husband tells her to see what's in the box. Patricia says £250 won't change Beryl's life, so maybe she should go for it like Dale did.

Beryl says
NO DEAL

Round 6
Beryl is keeping box 12 to the end
15 - Ade - £750
20 - Sophie - £3,000
Beryl reckons she has the 1p in her box and she wants to win it now!
21 - Shaun - £250

Banker time with 1p and £5 remaining...

Beryl says she could put the 1p in a chain and wear it as a necklace. The banker says if the viewers chose Beryl's luck, she'd have won the £250k.

Banker's offer:
£1

Beryl says
NO DEAL

Beryl wins 1p from her box 11.


Noel says Beryl is the 34th member of the 1p club.

Box 12 with Stu contains the £5

Beryl says she had the 1p 3 times when she was on the wings, and she won't be coming here again.


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