Welcome to donduk. A refuge for those who enjoy Deal or No Deal, the hit Channel 4 gameshow hosted by Noel Edmonds. The award winning gameshow Deal or No Deal has become a big hit for Channel 4 and marks a sensational return to our screens of Noel Edmonds.

Deal or No Deal is enjoyed my millions of viewers daily, where the contestants battle with The Banker to try and win a jackpot of £250,000. Here at donduk you will find full daily reports of each show, as well Deal or No Deal news and specials. Deal or No Deal although initially appearing very simple in format of just opening a few boxes for the chance to win some big money prizes, actually has some potentially complex decisions to be made at points throughout the show, the contestants occasionally try complex or simple gameplay in an attempt to give them an edge in beating the Banker.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Christine's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to another day in the Dream Factory, he runs through Jay's game and tells the contestants that perhaps they should follow any "touchy feely" feelings they may have, as Jay could have benefited from his feelings in his game.

It’s an excited Christine’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 11 today. Noel welcomes Christine and has to turn her box around as she puts it on the table the wrong way around! We get to see a few of Christine's pics. She has her hubby in the audience for support today and we learn they met on a blind date 43 years ago. Christine says she likes a little flutter, bingo, the lottery, Grand National, Vegas.... The list goes on.... None of this is on her file much to Noel's amusement

Christine wants a cup of tea with 4 sugars at the break

Round 1
6 - £750 Cheers for the blue start
Christine has forgotten her glasses so Noel calls out the player’s names! Noel then instigates the first blue chant!!!!! Must be the earliest so far!!!!
9 - 10p
More chants!!!!
2 - £50,000
5 - 50p
More chants!!!!
1 - 1p

A fantastic start says Noel, and Christine tells him to tell the banker that she has her own hair, but bad eyesight!! The Banker says that is his perfect woman, and he claims 17 straight victories so far, where no-one has got the most available out of him!! He then offers £14,000, and says that is the most money that Christine will see today!! Christine says NO DEAL

Round 2
More chants
4 - £20,000 The chants fade to groans
Tess starts the chants!!
14 - £250,000 Nathan apologises for that...
Noel's mate Phil next, and more blue chants!!
7 - £500

That's why we like Phil says Noel! The banker says that Nathan is in his team now, and he feels genuine love for Nathan!! He then offers £10,000, and he says that he now thinks that £10,000 will be the highest Christine will win!! Christine says it's still a strong board, and its NO DEAL

Round 3
More chants start...
3 - £10 Big Cheers
Noel says this would be a good moment to have an all blue round
Rita next, but Noel asks if she is sure as Rita wrecked Jay's game!!!
15 - £5 Big Cheers
Blue chants
20 - £250 BIG CHEERS

Christine gets her all blue round, and Noel says this is better, and there are a lot of fallback options now. The Banker calls and offers £13,999, he says he was wrong that the last offer would be the highest for the rest of the game and was forced to raise the offer. Christine says NO DEAL

Round 4
More chants
22 - £10,000 The chants turn to groans, but Noel says that was OK
More chants
8 - £5,000 It's alright says Noel
More chants
12 - £15,000 We didn't want to see that says Noel, as newbie Alain delivers a red

Noel makes a big point out of the loss of the £15,000 there, and says the banker is very laid back now... The Banker offers £16,000, it's a lot of money says Christine, and she turns to her husband who replies it's her game and totally up to her. Christine says NO DEAL

Round 5
Christine whips up the pilgrims
More chants
16 - £1,000 That's fine says Noel
More chants
10 - £75,000 OH NO!!! says Noel
Christine again whips up the pilgrims
More chants
1 - £35,000 ARRRGGGGHHHHH says Noel

What a horrible round says Noel, as he calls it all or peanuts now. The banker says that Christine should have taken the £16,000, and offers £6,000. Noel says the banker thinks he has got Christine now and that he is the winner. Christine says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
Noel wonders if Christine should have hung in as he has a funny feeling about box 11!!
19 - £1 It would have been the perfect start says Noel
18 - £100 Groans
17 - £3,000 More groans

It’s time for The Banker with £50 and £100,000 remaining, and he is laughing!! He would have offered £36,000, Christine is in tears and Noel calls her husband down for a cuddle. Christine says that the £100,000 is in 13, but Noel says he still has a feeling about box 11

Noel opens box 11 and reveals £100,000

Box 13 contains £50

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Jay's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel says we are up for a scrap today, after Di's disastrous game yesterday! He sums up her show as an odd game, in that she went too late and then too early.

It’s Jay’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he has box 19, he gets a very big cheer as he makes his way to the pound table. Jay is a student from Liverpool, and he is studying to work in child welfare. Noel says The Banker is determined to make Jay go away with as little as possible, but Jay says there is no way that will happen. He has quite a few of his family members in the audience for support today, and we also see a few of his pics. Jay has a financial target and he says it's the figure on the bottom right

Round 1
More wise words from Tess about the banker being a cunning fox, which has Noel in hysterics!!
22 - £5,000 (Tess)
7 - £15,000 (Theresa)
Blue chants already!!!!
9 - £750 (Vikki)
1 - £100,000 (Rita) Big groans for newbie Rita!!
Jay asks one of his friends to pick the next box!
8 - £100 (Steve)

There are some shocked reactions when the phone rings!!! Noel tells the banker that "action man" is here, and The Banker says yes there is also a man in the audience who looks likes Noel!! The camera pans around and indeed the chap does look like Noel! The Banker has a gift for Jay and it's an Action Man dressed as Jay, complete with a mini badge… He then offers £8,000, and it receives groans from the audience. Jay says NO DEAL

Round 2
Jay thinks of box 10 but changes his mind
Blue chants start!
12 - £20,000 (Joe)
More chants!!!
10 - £500 (Christine)
More chants
5 - £250 (Nathan)

There are more shocked reactions to the phone ringing! Noel tells the banker the board is looking interesting, and The Banker offers £14,000. Jay says there are potentially 9 blues left with the 2 low reds included as blues... Jay says NO DEAL

Round 3
More chants
11 - £10 (Jackie) Big cheers
Jay thinks of going for his Nan's birthday next and goes for it. Noel tells Jay to remain focused... More chants
6 - £250,000 (David) Total shock around the studio, Jay says he knew he should have saved that one until the end. Noel tells Jay to put that behind him now.
2 - £50 (Kerry)

Jay is still annoyed at himself about not saving box 6, which was his Nan's birthday. The Banker goes on about his power5 still being intact, and offers £6,000. Jay asks for the question straight away, and says NO DEAL

Round 4
More chants
17 - 50p (Charlie) Big cheers
More chants
4 - £1 (Miles) Big Cheers again
Noel calls a break before the next box...
Noel keeps telling Jay to find the 1p
Blue chants start
13 - £3,000 (Phil)

Jay says he was counting the £3,000 as a blue, so it's OK. The banker says it was a good round for Jay, and he made a mistake with his last offer of £6,000. He now offers £15,000. Noel says it's a clever offer and asks is it enough, Jay replies no, and it’s NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants
15 - £5 (Philomena) BIG CHEERS
More chants
3 - £1,000 (Penny) It's OK says Noel
More chants
14 - £50,000 (Tanweer) Groans all around

Noel says that Jay was one box away from a very being in a strong position, but he has now allowed the banker to put Jay in a very tricky situation. The banker thinks that Jay is trying to intimidate him at the moment, but he won't be... He offers £20,000

Noel says that's a clever offer, and someone in the audience starts chanting NO DEAL NO DEAL.... Noel grabs the microphone and finds the chanter and asks her what she would do here!!
Jay says he thinks he will regret this... Jay says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
21 - £75,000 (Barry) BIG CHEERS
Make this the perfect round says Noel
16 - £10,000 (Joyce) More cheers
20 - 10p (Dee)

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £35,000 remaining, and it would have been all or peanuts now says Noel. The banker would have offered £10,000, and Jay says he would have said NO DEAL. Noel hopes that Jay hasn’t squandered the chance to win an additional £15,000 here.

Noel opens Jay’s box 19 and reveals £35,000 Arrrghhh says Noel…
Box 18 (Jamie) contains 1p

Noel closes out the show saying that if Geoff had a little more conviction he could have won £35,000, but if he had a little more spirituality and kept his Nan’s birthday box in play, he could have won the £250,000 as he would have been offered the swap!!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Di's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory wearing his raspberry ripple shirt today!! He re-titles the show this week to "I think I'm going to regret this", running through both Kelsie's and Rich's games. Noel asks for no regrets today and wants The Banker humbled today!

It’s Di’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she does so with box 11, she looks very shocked at being picked and a little concerned about her top... Di is from Chelmsford, Essex - She says she is the original Essex girl. She has her husband in the audience for support today.

Noel talks about Di's interest in Naturism, and he tells her that she is not the only one and says all the crew are well!! There is then a clip of all the crew in the studio today walking around naked with carefully placed red boxes!!

Di has a system if she can remember it…

Round 1
1 - 50p Big cheers for the blue start
3 - £3,000 Newbie Barry
5 - £500 More cheers
Is the system all the odd numbers first?
7 - £1
9 - £750

Great start says Noel, as Di wonders how many boxes she has opened. The Banker says he has joined in with the naturist theme! He is letting the air get to it! His skin!! He then offers£15,000, that is lovely says Di, thank you... Di says NO DEAL

Round 2
Di has forgotten her system, but Jay reminds her that she has 11 so needs 13 next, and Di replies with shock that he's worked out her system!!

13 - £100,000 Groans for the first of the power 5
A half-hearted attempt at starting a blue chant
15 - £50,000 More groans
This is worrying now says Noel...
17 - £35,000 WOW says Noel

That is one of the most destructive rounds I've seen in months says Noel, and Di replies that good always come from bad. The Banker says that they are both odd, Di and her system are increasingly odd!! He then offers £1,000, which receives groans, but Di says she deserved it after that round, she then says NO DEAL

Round 3
Di says she is going to do something different now and misses out 19

21 - £10,000
Di says you all expect me to go to 23 now don't you!! She decides to go random now as she realises there aren’t 23 boxes! It's blue shirts next
The blue chants start
14 - £5 Big cheers
More chants
6 - £5,000

The Banker wants to give Di a shock, and she asks if he is coming out in the nude!! He offers £16,500, Di says NO DEAL

Round 4
Di looks for more blue tops, but goes for green next, as it's similar to blue!
Chants start again
18 - £50
More chants
19 - 1p The studio goes wild for the 1p
Di is struggling to find someone in green so goes for yellow next.
Blue chants
4 - £10 Cheers

An all blue round says Noel, and Di asks was that 3!! The Banker offers £30,000, and there are gasps for that offer. Noel goes to Di's hubby who says it's a nice amount of money, but Di replies that she came to play the game though. She asks Jay for some advice, and he replies that if she thinks positive she can go one more round. Di says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants
10 - £75,000 Chants turn to groans...
More chants
16 - £250 Kerry in blue reveals a blue
More chants
2 - £1,000 Big cheers

Noel asks if the £250,000 has come to the table again. The Banker believes that it's highly unlikely that twice in a week the £250,000 will be on the table... He then offers £44,000, Di says she doesn't know if she should sit or stand! Noel says it's a massive gamble at the moment, and he asks the audience to stand if they would deal - Most do... Kerry points out that there is no fallback if the £250,000 goes now and she won't see the £44,000 again if it does. Di says she will regret this... NO DEAL

The audience love that decision as Kerry looks on in total shock

Round 6
Blue chants...
22 - £250,000 The chants fall silent as Di says what a silly Billy!
More chants
8 - £100
More chants
12 - £15,000

It’s time for The Banker with 10p and £20,000 remaining, he offers £8,000.

Noel asks if that is an easy decision for Di and Di turns to her hubby, who says it's up to you. Di says DEAL

Noel opens box 11 and reveals £20,000... There are groans all around the studio

Box 20 contains 10p

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Rich's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to The Dream Factory and the Crazy Chair that causes so many problems. He talks about Kelsie's emotional game yesterday and how she fell for The Banker's charm and was seduced into an early deal when the £250,000 was available...

It’s Rich’s turn to take the walk of wealth today and he has box 15. Will Mystic Rich predict his way to a big win today? Rich says he is nervous sat in the chair, and he shows Noel his lucky charm, which is 3 coins linked by a ribbon. He also shows us his pics, and reveals that he lives at home with his parents at the moment, although would like a big win so he can move next door! Rich likes to gamble and once put £500 on a horse after a tip, and it came in second!!!

Noel tells him he needs to reverse his predictions, as he has been the worst on the show to date. Rich says he thinks he has the 1p in his box!

Round 1
3 - £750 (Philomena) Big cheers
6 - £5 (Phil) More cheers
4 - £50,000 (Tanweer) Groans for that one
7 - £3,000 (Jay)
Rich says he is a little stuck, so Noel says use your powers!!!!
9 - £250,000

That's fine says Rich, there are still some big numbers there. The Banker says Mystic Mess is here! He says not so much a Medium, more like an Extra Small!! The Banker is so impressed with Rich's lack of predictions, that if Rich can get any box prediction right he will immediately make Rich an offer! He then offers £3,500, Rich says NO DEAL

Round 2
Rich predicts £250
8 - 50p (Nathan)
Rich predicts £100
5 - £15,000 (Miles)
Prediction of 10p followed by chants...
2 - £500 (Kerry)

The Banker quickly calls and offers £11,000, it's a good offer says Rich and he remarks that he still has some good money in play. Rich says NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel says you don't have to predict if it's taking your mind of the game
20 - £20,000 (Joyce)
22 - £10,000 (Steve)
Blue chants start as Rich asks for the 1p
12 - 1p (Theresa) BIG Cheers

Noel says he thinks Rich guessed right there as he said he was looking for the 1p and The Banker should call!! Noel forgets that Rich had already picked 3 boxes, so he hangs up on The Banker and says it’s not fair!!! The Banker calls back and says Rich needs to think carefully about this next offer of £17,000. It's a fantastic offer says Rich, and Jay agrees. Di tells him she thinks it's worth him taking a gamble here, and Noel asks if she has been trying to get Rich out of his clothes! As she is a naturist! Rich says NO DEAL

Round 4
Predicts £100 - Chants start
11 - £100 (Dee) Cheers
Rich gets one right and The Banker calls - He offers £20,000, Rich says he likes this game now, but it’s NO DEAL
13 - £250 (Tess) YES says Noel
Blue chants start
16 - £50 (Di) BIG cheers

An all blue round just at the right time Noel tells The Banker, The Banker warns Rich to take the money now and run before the crash, he then offers £25,000. It's a strong offer says Noel, but do you have the courage to go on. Rich says he still has 2 of the power 5 in play, but if his mum were there now she would be saying deal or die!! Rich says NO DEAL

Round 5
Predicts - £10
Blue chants
18 - 10p (Penny) BIG CHEERS and so close...
Rich thinks the £100,000 is in Box 1 so avoids it. He reckons £1 next
14 - £100,000 (Jamie) Oppps... The amount was right, but wrong box!
Blue chants
21 - £1 (Joe) The cheers return

Noel tells The Banker we have been having fun with the side game, but the board is still strong. The Banker offers £19,500, and that receives groans from all around the studio. Rich says that is a lot of money especially if you picture it sat there in front of you, but NO DEAL

Round 6
Noel tells Rich to predict every box now!
Predicts £10 - Blue chants
10 - £1,000 (David)
Predicts £10 - Blue chants
1 - £75,000 (Jackie)
Predicts £10 - Blue chants
17 - £5,000 (Charlie)

It’s time for The Banker with £10 and £35,000 remaining.

£35,000 would be a very nice amount to take away now says Noel, The Banker offers
. Noel asks if it would make any difference if Rich knew he could have the SWAP, Rich says he would always intended to keep 17 and 19 until the end, so yes it would make a difference. The Banker calls back and guarantees the SWAP! Rich says he thinks he might regret this, but DEAL
Noel does the hypothetical SWAP!!! Rich swaps his box 15 for box 19.

Rich now has box 19 in front of him, which contains £35,000! That causes shock around the studio…

Box 15 contains £10

Monday, March 26, 2007

Kelsie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Oh dear Noel gets his finger click and his shirt choice badly wrong today! He gives a BIG thank you to Geoff for his game yesterday and points out how tough it can be sat in the crazy chair, and tells all the contestants to keep their nerve while sat there.

It’s Kelsie’s, or Kylie as Noel now calls her turn to take the walk of wealth today, and she has box 16 today. Noel reveals that it was Patrick who originally named Kelsie Kylie... Kelsie has 2 daughters, and we get to see pictures of them. She has her friend in the audience for support today. She believes in fate and destiny and also has a lucky red bear...

Round 1
Noel's new best mate Philip first
22 - £1,000 (Philip)
12 - £500 (Christine) Cheers for the first blue
2 - £15,000 (Joyce) A few gasps for that one
15 - £250 (Steve)
3 - 10p (Penny)

Kelsie nearly picks another box, but realises that she has picked 5 already. The banker says he has been looking forward to Kelsie’s game, as he liked her when she wore her glasses, he likes women that wear glasses as without them he looks a blur to them!! He thinks he could be in a lot of problems today!! He offers £12,500, Kelsie says it's a good offer and a lot of money, but there is still a lot to play for... NO DEAL

Round 2
7 - 50p (Jamie)
11 - £35,000 (Tanweer)
Kelsie asks the audience to get behind her
4 - £1 (Kerry) BIG CHEERS

The banker says he doesn't like it, and Noel says you missed the belt! It’s revealed that The Banker has been talking about how he has never seen a player wearing so much red at the pound table, Kelsie tells him she has red pants as well!! The Banker then offers £16,500, and Kelsie says it’s a very good offer, and it's a lot of money. Noel says it's a very powerful board as well, and the £250,000 hasn’t been at the table for a while. Kelsie says NO DEAL

Round 3
Blue chants start
14 - £5 Newbie Vikki
More chants...
18 - £10,000 (Nathan)
We want a blue says Noel and the chants start
17 - £10 (David)

Shame about the £10,000 going says Noel, although it's still a very strong board. The Banker offers £21,000, OMG says Kelsie, and she gets some advice from Di, who says there are still 4 fantastic values there and you have at least one more round in the game. Just as Kelsie is about to tell Noel her decision, The banker calls back and raises the offer to £23,000 - He then calls back again and raises it to £25,000!!!!! Kelsie says NO DEAL

Round 4
Kelsie goes to Rich, but he thinks he has a blue, so Kelsie is not sure now given his record of guessing wrong! She decides to stick with him, will he be right?
Blue chants start
20 - £100,000 (Rich) OH DEAR Rich....
More chants
10 - £50 (Tess) BIG CHEERS
Noel starts to ramble on about how Kelsie turned down 2 raises in the last offer and she interrupts him saying alright, alright (you tell him!!)
More chants
13 - £50,000 (Joe) Chants turn to groans

Noel ask the banker why didn't he play his trump card last time and offer £26,000... The banker starts the mind games by mentioning Kelsie's daughters... He then offers £20,000, and Kelsie turns to her friend who says it's down to you. Kelsie goes through the amounts that are on the board, and says NO DEAL

Round 5
A very brave decision says Noel
Blue chants start
1 - 1p (Theresa) BIG CHEERS
More chants - Stay focused says Noel
5 - £5,000 (Jay) That's fine says Noel
More chants
8 - £3,000 (Philomena) BIG CHEERS

It's got to go up now says Kelsie, and Noel agrees. She says she wants the confetti now. The Banker would like to speak to Kelsie! She says he is a really lovely man!! Noel tells her not to let The Banker get to her, as it’s all games!! The Banker offers £26,000, it’s because Kelsie said she would have gone at that amount 2 rounds ago!!!

Just as Noel asks the question The Banker calls back to talk to Kelsie again, he asks if she is sure she knows what she is about to do, she tells him £36,000 would be a nice amount. He ups the offer to £29,000!! Kelsie says DEAL

Noel says that a negotiation has never occurred on the show before, but that Kelsie was seduced there and she could have got more out of the banker! The banker calls back and tells Noel that he believes he has saved loads of money there, and she was going to be a big winner and he wants to rub her nose in it now!!

Round 6 - Proveout round
21 - £750 (Di) Would have been a great start says Noel
It’s got to be £250,000 now says Noel
19 - £20,000 (Miles)
Noel really builds this up now and asks if The Banker has beaten Kelsie when there was a fortune available…
6 - £100 - GROANS for the perfect round

It’s time for The Banker with £75,000 and £250,000 remaining. Noel asks if Kelsie has totally blown it here and squandered the chance to be the second £250,000 winner. The Banker would have offered £160,000, and he says NEVER try and negotiate with him..... Kelsie breaks down on hearing the offer, and says she couldn’t have risked it because of her children, and Noel replies well that is a very good reason.

Noel asks would there have been confetti, and would the place have erupted?

Noel opens Kelsie’s box 16 and reveals £250,000!! There is total shock all around the studio, as Kelsie breaks down in tears. Box 9 (Charlie) contains the £75,000.

Noel tells Kelsie to remember that she has got £29,000 and it could have gone horribly wrong. He tells her she was totally seduced by The Banker and although he appeared he was a really nice man, they were all games that eventually worked.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Geoff's Deal or No Deal Game Report

A lively Noel welcomes everyone to the dream factory - he does a quick recap of last week and sums it up with a cry of ARRRRRGGGGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!! He draws a line under the last week and hopes for a new fresh start today.

It’s Geoff’s turn to take the walk of wealth today, and he does so with has box 12, and matches quite well with Noel's blue shirt, just hope it's not a blue in his box! Geoff has his wife in the audience for support, he believes he has a positive outlook on everything, and hopes that will help him through his show. Noel asks for a lot of positivity from the pilgrims, who respond with cheers...

Round 1
Dee first and she reveals Geoff's dream of travelling around the world in his motorhome.
13 - £50,000 (Dee) Not a good start says Geoff
21 - £500 (Tess) Cheers for the first blue and a fart rhyme from Tess!!
4 - £3,000 (Jay)
Mystic Rich next, who was convinced he would be playing today, and had a good feeling that his box contains a high amount
2 - 1p Rich is wrong yet again. You are rubbish says Noel!!
9 - £10,000 (Kerry)

It's an interesting grouping says Noel. The Banker points out that last week was one of his most successful ever, and he is really confident at the moment, Noel says he doesn't think he could make Geoff any more nervous than he is!! The Banker reckons that he has met Geoff before, and says he looks like Charles Bronson! He then offers £7,000, it's not bad says Noel... Geoff says NO DEAL

Round 2
Blue chants start, which confuse the newbie Philip...
7 - £15,000 (Philip) Noel runs over to make sure Philip is OK as he dwarfs Noel!!
5 - £250,000 (Kelsie) BIG groans followed by deathly silence
Blue chants start
20 - £10 (Dave)

That's better says Geoff, but he then turns to Nathan for his next box!! Noel stops him and tells everyone to behave or he will set his new best mate Philip on them, Noel even tells the banker to behave or his mate Philip will sort him out!! The banker says that Philip is a winner already and it's only his first show. There are lots of Charles Bronson film puns!!! The Banker offers £7,000, and Geoff straight away goes to Nathan again!! Noel pulls him up again and asks the question, Geoff says NO DEAL

Round 3
11 - £ 20,000 (Nathan) A few gasps for that, which then turn to shouts of encouragement....
6 - £35,000 (Di) This is fascinating now says Noel, with a high top 2, but then a big gap
Blue chants start
14 - £100,000 (Steve) The chants turn to groans...

The banker says this is the greatest week of his life now! He is really confident he has beaten Geoff!!! He then offers £700, Jay tells Geoff that is not even worth considering.... Geoff says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants....
10 - 10p (Christine) Big cheers
More chants
8 - £1,000 (Theresa) It's fine fine fine says Noel
Noel is now standing in front of the board hiding the £75,000
More chants
16 - £250 (Penny) Big cheers for the blue

Noel smells box 12 and says it smells like £75,000 to him. The Banker thinks he has Geoff on the ropes, and offers £3,500. Geoff immediately whispers to Noel NO DEAL.... Geoff says

Round 5
Chants start again
17 - 50p (Charlie) Cheers for that one
More chants
1 - £50 (Philomena) More cheers
More chants and Noel says you are nearly there
15 - £100 (Tanweer) BIG CHEERS for that one

Geoff gets his all blue round and Noel says this could be the biggest turnaround all year. The banker says he is nervous now, as he remembered Charles Bronson was in The Great Escape!! He then offers £9,500, and Geoff turns to his wife who nods at him without speaking... Geoff says NO DEAL

Round 6
Noel asks will this be The Great Escape
Chants start
22 - £5,000 (Joyce) It's OK says Noel, but there are no fallbacks now…
More chants and Noel really builds up the tension
18 - £75,000 (Miles) Total silence as Noel says the dream is shattered and it wasn't meant to be.
3 - £1 (Joe)

It’s time for The Banker time £5 and £750 remaining, and he sends his respect to Geoff for being brave and refusing the last offer. He then offers £350, Geoff says NO DEAL.

Noel opens Geoff’s box 12 and reveals £5

Box 19 (Jamie) contains £750

Friday, March 23, 2007

Nigel's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Poor Noel has trouble with his finger clicking today while doing his intro!! He welcomes a revved up studio audience to the dream factory. He tries to sum up Steven's game from yesterday, and ends up banging his head on the table!!! He has a little rant about how Steven went way too early with such a strong board!! Is he upset, of course he is!!!

It’s Nigel’s turn to take his place at the pound table and he has box 11, and gets a very loud cheer as he takes the walk of wealth. Nigel wants to do something before he starts, and asks Noel to walk up the walk of wealth and then Nigel turns to the camera and welcomes Noel to his show!! Nigel introduces Lisa who is in the audience with him for support today, and tells the emotional story of how she nursed his mum while she was ill and then tragically died. Nigel would like to travel around the world and invites Lisa to join him on that adventure...

Round 1
13 - £15,000
Nigel avoids Rich, as he thinks he has a blue!!
1 - £100,000
22 - £75,000 Oh No! Oh wow says Noel
3 - £250 Cheers for the first blue
15 - £5 Newbie Theresa

In a word, OK says Nigel, and he also says he would have preferred Steven's game at the moment, but it's OK. The Banker calls and doesn’t offer any money! Instead he offers a SWAP! The swap was offered as Nigel said he would like to swap for Steven's game, Nigel says NO SWAP

Round 2
The blue chants start
4 - £500
More chants
14 - £250,000 The chants turn to groans as Rich reveals the big one
20 - 50p

That's better says Noel, and he asks Nigel about his career, and Nigel tells him about his family fish & chip business, which he is leasing out at the moment, as his parents were really involved in this, and with their loss he feels he can't deal with it at the moment. The Banker calls and offers £6,500, Nigel says NO DEAL

Round 3
Blue chants
8 - £5,000
Nigel says he wants the £750 next to keep the board even
More chants
5 - 10p Big Cheers
Find the 1p says Noel... More chants
2 - £3,000

Noel says the banker is impressed with Nigel, and The Banker calls and offers £9,000.
Nigel says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants
10 - £750 Nigel gets the blue he wanted
More chants
21 - £10 BIG CHEERS for another blue
Noel asks if he can make a suggestion and it's to forget all the neat and tidy stuff, as Nigel needs to keep the £20,000 really. Nigel pulls up his collar, and then Noel tells him to take off 1 shoe as well to complete the messy look!!!!! Noel asks Nigel to mess up the board!!
9 - £20,000 ARGGGHHH say Noel, as Nigel does what Noel didn’t want to see

Mr Neat & Tidy has done it and has a very tidy board says Noel!!!! This offer is clever says Noel, as The Banker offers £10,000. It's very clever says Nigel, followed by NO DEAL

Round 5
Noel asks for an all blue round and tells Nigel to stay focused
Blue chants start
12 - £50 BIG CHEERS
More chants
18 - £100 Even louder cheers
More chants and Noel says find that 1p
6 - £50,000 Big groans

You are still in this game says Noel. The banker thanks Di for her large red, and is convinced the next box will be the £35,000 and tells Nigel to get out now with his next offer of £7,500. Think carefully here says Noel, and Nigel replies NO DEAL

Round 6
Nigel wants the 1p now.... Chants start
19 - 1p BIG CHEERS as Nigel does find it
Blue chants almost start
16 - £10,000 That was a shame says Noel
7 - £1,000

It’s time for The Banker with £1 and £35,000 remaining. That is OK says Nigel, and what a game replies Noel... Noel says you could well have £35,000 sitting in front of you, and it's all about your nerve now, as the banker is going to try and break you. The banker talks about Chantelle's game, and how it was very similar to Nigel’s game in that she had £35,000 and a low blue, he tried to make her leave with £12,000 which she refused, he now wants to make Nigel leave with an offer of £13,000.

Nigel says he should have done the swap now as he didn’t want the box he has! Rich asks if Nigel had box 17 in front of him would he go for it, and Nigel tells him not to ask that!! The banker calls back and tells Nigel that if he does decide to play on he WILL get the SWAP offer... Nigel says DEAL

Nigel says if he did play on he would have taken the swap as 17 is his mum’s birthday, so Noel does the box swap for the proveout!!

Noel opens box 17 and reveals £35,000!! Box 11 contains the £1

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Steven's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel in flower mode again with his shirt choice today, not so bright today though! Noel says this is one of the best weeks ever for the banker, in that he has only paid out just over £6,000. He hopes for a bigger win today, and a player who is determined to pull off that victory.

It’s Steven’s turn in the crazy chair today, and he has box 8. Steven Norman from Kent, works for an accountancy firm, and Noel says it's another financial battle with the banker... We get to see a photo of Steven's friends, and one of them is in the audience for support today, we also get to see a photo of his mum.

Round 1
Steven has a few lucky numbers which is he keeping until the end
3 - 1p Big cheers for the perfect start
14 - £10,000
19 - £50
Tess next and she is a little worried about the banker's health with all the illness going around the studio...
1 - £100
22 - £1

Great, that is a marvellous start says Noel. The banker says he is on a roll and this is going to be his greatest week ever, he also says that Steven could be a tricky opponent. He has looked in Steven's file and checked out the advice he has given other contestants, he makes an opening offer of £17,500. The banker gives a VAT offer!! He has noticed that Steven's advice was to always tell the contestants to think what the money meant to them, Steven says NO DEAL

Round 2
20 - £10
Steven goes to Rich, and asks if he has any feelings about his box!! Noel says mystic mess is the not the best at getting these right! He thinks he has a large red
1 - £20,000 Rich was right
4 - £500 Big cheers as newbie Jamie delivers a blue

One tiny glitch in the round says Noel, and Steven says he is very pleased with the game so far. Steven reveals that he had a dream about having a chat with the banker in a shopping centre! The banker says he is not a hoody and doesn't hang around shopping centres!!! He has noticed on the file that Steven said he would carry on playing as long as 3 of the power 5 were in play, and he did think of offering swaps all through the game!!! He doesn’t though and offers £23,000. Steven says that is a very nice sum of money and he would always say to think carefully about the offers. He says that if £23,000 were sat in front of him he would grab it and run! Noel replies, well it is, and is a little confused why he doesn't take it then!! Steven says yes, but look at the board with the power 5 intact! Steven says NO DEAL

Round 3
21 - £5,000
7 - £35,000
The blue chants start
18 - 10p Big cheers
Noel wonders how the banker will play it now with the £35,000 going. The banker says it's a very strong board, and offers £27,500. Steven says it's a brilliant offer, and he thought the banker might stick. He asks for a sweep of the contestant’s opinions, and everyone replies No Deal, and he then goes to his friend who also says No Deal. Steven says DEAL… That decision stuns EVERYONE in the studio. Noel says you naughty boy you caught us all out there!! Steven tells Noel that although it goes against what he said earlier about playing on with 3 of the power in play, he had a bad feeling about the next rounds, so didn’t want to risk anything. Noel takes us over to the board to show the dream scenario with 4 of the power 5 remaining, and wonders if Steven has pulled off a great result, or if the banker has one of his biggest victories.

Round 4 – Proveout round
16 - 50p The confused audience clap!! No that was a perfect start says Noel
5 - £3,000 No it would have been fine says Noel
Noel thinks even with the £250,000 going now the offer would have gone up
9 - £1,000

You went too soon says Noel, that would have been a wonderful round. The Banker would have offered £55,000, the whole studio is in shock at that offer. Steven says that he had such a bad feeling about that round, and that is why he dealt, Steven says he would have dealt for £55,000.

Round 5 - Proveout round
12 - £15,000 No, again it's absolutely fine - You could be heading for the hall of fame here for all the wrong reasons says Noel
15 - £75,000 Yes says Noel
17 - £100,000 No, you got the £100,000 but not the big one says Noel

It would have been a disastrous round says Noel, but was it enough? The Banker would have offered £66,000!! Noel says the banker would have had to go up then....

Round 6 - Proveout round
6 - £50 NO, it would have been a great start says Noel
This would have been one of the best games we have ever had if you were still in play says Noel!!
10 - £750 This would have been perfection says Noel
Quarter of a million chants start!!!
11 - £250,000 Big cheers and relief

It’s time for The Banker with £50 and £50,000 remaining.

There is a lot of relief in the studio says Noel, although you blew £55,000 and then £66,000!! The banker would have offered £17,500, and Steven says he is disappointed that he didn't have the courage to play on a couple more rounds

Noel opens Steven’s box 8 and reveals £50,000!

Box 13 contains £5

Noel apologises to us at home, as he expects we all threw stuff at the TV screen when Steven said DEAL!!!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Sarah's Deal or No Deal Game Report

A very flowery shirted Noel welcomes us to the dream factory today, he talks about Ian's game yesterday and how he gave a masterclass in how to play the game, even though he had a bad outcome.

It's Sarah's turn in the crazy chair, and she has box 9 today. She has her partner in the audience for support today and we learn they met while working at Mac Donald's. She also reveals that she loves even numbers, so expect the banker to play on this in his offers at some point. Sarah has a fluffy pink flamingo for luck with her, who is called Flink.

Round 1
20 - £15,000 Newbie Penny
6 - £50 Big cheers for the first blue
19 - £100,000 Groans as Steven reveals the second highest red
Blue chants start already!!!!!! Thank god they are now banned!!!!
11 - £750
15 - £5

The banker says it was kind of Sarah to offer to be his friend in her intro, he tells us about his teddy bear, No Head Ted!! He then offers £9,000, and Sarah replies that it's a really nice offer considering the £100,000 went, but NO DEAL

Round 2
More chants - STOP THE CHANTS!!!!!!!!
17 - £10,000
The chants nearly start, but luckily Miles opens his box
8 - £10
12 - £75,000 OH YOU!!!!! says Noel...

We didn't want that says Noel, and Sarah says she is not happy at the minute. The banker says it's No Head Ted vs. Flink now! He then offers £6,000, Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 3
22 - 10p Big cheers for the low blue and it's exactly what we needed says Noel...
ARRGGGHHHH More chants!!!!
21 - £20,000
Some wise words from Tess next... Followed of course by chants!!!!
13 - £50,000 That soon stops the chants!!

Noel talks about Laura's game and how she turned around a bad start, and he also says the £250,000 is overdue now... The banker says that No Head Ted was the only toy he had when he was young, and Noel replies that this explains a lot about him!!! The Banker offers £8,000, and the offer is greeted by total silence from the audience. Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 4
Guess what? Yes, more chants!!!
5 - £1,000
Even more chants!!!
7 - 50p Well the chants have to work sometimes
Yet more chants
4 - £3,000

It's OK says Noel, although taking out another red means you're going to have to go on to get bigger offers. The banker says that No Head Ted is not smiling!! He is worried about both Laura and psychic Sarah, and he says he offered both of them £14,500 at this stage and it didn't work… So for Sarah he's going to try a different approach, he offers £20,000. Sarah says this is hard now, and she turns to her partner who says this is totally up to you... Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 5
More chants
10 - £250,000 Yet again after a brave decision a number goes says Noel, and he asks for positive thinking from everyone now…
Chants again
1 - £100
More chants
14 - £5,000 It's alright says Noel

The Banker offers £5,900, and he says he has given Sarah an escape route with that offer. Noel asks is it time to say goodbye, or is it time to win the £35,000? Sarah says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
16 - £250
3 - 1p groans as the 1p goes...
2 - £1 NO NO says Noel it was the perfect round…

It would have been the perfect round if only Sarah had chosen to play on... It's time for The Banker now with £500 and £35,000 remaining.

The Banker says long live No Head Ted, and would have offered £17,000. Sarah says she would have dealt for the £17,000, and Noel says there is still a chance you could have had a small victory over the banker by revealing you had the £500.

Noel opens box 9 and reveals £35,000! Sarah asks if she can have another go...

Box 18 contains the £500

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Ian's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the dream factory again and wonders what dreams will we possibly make happen today. He tells us there is a bug going around the contestants at the moment and hopes everyone gets well soon.

Its Ian’s turn to take the walk of wealth today and he has box 13, everyone seems really shocked that he has been chosen today. Noel stands a bucket to shake Ian's hand, as he is so tall!! Ian is a civil servant, but can't reveal what he does, although he does say he works for job centre plus. Ian tells Noel that he is frightened of heights, and Noel replies that's not much use considering your height!! Ian has a target, which he writes in the book, he reveals that he would like to win enough to pay off his mortgage.

Round 1
1 - 10p Big cheers for the near perfect start
7 - £5,000 That's ok says Ian
15 - £35,000 Newbie Miles receives a few groans
Ian says it's so different than being sat at home...
4 - £250,000
21 - £100,000 OH NO says Ian

Oh my word says Noel as the studio falls deathly quiet, he congratulates Ian for one of the most disastrous opening rounds for a long time!! We get to hear the banker laughing down the phone!! He says he so happy to see that board as it is even sicker than most of the contestants at the moment!! He has a gift for the contestants, and it's a bunch of grapes and a Get Well Soon card!!! He then offers £1,900, and Ian replies this will be a tough battle, but its NO DEAL

Round 2
Rich thinks he has a big red, so Ian goes with him!!
8 - £500
19 - £50,000 OH WHAT shouts Noel!! Only 1 power 5 remains!
Noel threatens to throw grapes at everyone if it is the 1p, which starts chants of 1p!!!!!
17 - 1p FIX!!!! Noel throws the grapes into the audience

Noel tells the banker that the pilgrims are all psychic today!! The banker replies that he is impressed by them!! He then offers £6,500, Noel says he thinks that is a good offer considering how the game has gone, and Ian agrees. Ian says NO DEAL

The banker calls back before the start of the next round and he says that never be said he doesn't play fair and he has some ammunition for them! He sends out a bowl of fruit!!! Ian offers some around to the audience and Noel says Welcome to Peel or No Peel…

Round 3
Blue chants start
18 - £3,000
More chants
22 - £1,000
Noel says you must be able to find a blue now as there are so many!!
Kerry says she is due one...
Ian starts the blue chants
9 - £1 Kerry is right

The banker says it's a lucky audience and Noel tells him they are all certain that the £75,000 is sitting on the table. The Banker offers £8,600, Noel goes into the pilgrims for their opinions, one says carry on, and another says deal, as she is a wimp!!! Ian says NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel goes over to the board to point out all the blues remaining!
Blue chants start
20 - £15,000 The chants soon stop as Noel says ARGGHHH!!!
More chants
3 - £250 Chants turn to cheers
11 - £100 cheers for the blue

Noel asks how Ian is feeling, he replies fine and is top banana - The banker says he wishes he would split!! The banker believes that everyone will say no deal here.... He offers £9,999, and Ian says he thinks that today is his lucky day, NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
2 - 50p Big cheers and a hug for Kelsie
More chants
6 - £750 more cheers and a hug for Sarah
More chants
5 - £10 Even bigger cheers and a hug for Philomena

WOW says Noel that was fantastic, and you could be about to pull off the biggest turnaround of the year. The banker calls and offers £17,500, Kelsie asks Ian if that is enough for what he wants and what they have talked about. Ian says NO DEAL

Round 6
Blue chants
16 - £75,000 The chants turn to groans
More chants
14 - £5 Big cheers as Nathan delivers a blue
Blue chants
10 - £10,000

Its time for The Banker with £50 and £20,000 remaining, this could be the time to fold says Noel. The Banker offers £8,400. Noel goes into the audience, as someone is getting very animated! She tells Ian that he obviously came for more than the offer so why not go on. Ian says NO DEAL

Noel says he is impressed, and then The Banker calls back with the offer of a SWAP....

Ian says not a chance... NO SWAP

This sends the audience into chants RED RED RED!!

Noel opens box 13 and reveals £50, you should have swapped says Noel!!!

Noel reveals what Ian wrote in the book and it says 1p + loads of friends made....

Box 12 contains the £20,000

Monday, March 19, 2007

Jean's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to another week at the dream factory. Betty gets a mention for her very unique game for Mother's Day where we found out that she was mum to previous contestant Aileen.

It’s Jean’s turn to take the walk of wealth and she has box 17 today. Jean is from Hertfordshire and has her husband with her for support, and apparently he's been there for nearly every game to give Jean support.

Round 1
16 - 50p Cheers for the opening blue
12 - £1,000
20 - 10p More cheers and a hug for Rich
18 - £50,000
3 - £3,000

Noel runs through Jean's file and reveals that she saw a fortune teller years ago who told one day she will come into some money, hopefully it's today. The banker calls and says that Jean is bright eyed and bushy tailed, and he wishes all the contestants to get well soon that are feeling a little ill at the moment. He also asks which game show Jean will be applying to after this show to win the loads of money that has been predicted for her, as it won’t be in this show!!! He then offers £7,200, Jean says it's a good offering considering the board, but NO DEAL

Round 2
21 - £20,000
Jean calls out Willomena!!! But means Philomena!!
2 - £250,000
13 - £75,000 Newbie Joyce

The banker calls and Joyce says he'll be pleased with that round! The banker says he likes the new mummy Philomena, as where there's a Willomena there's a way!! He then offers £2,700, Jean says I expected that after the last round, her husband gives support and says it's her lucky day. Jean says NO DEAL

Round 3
Blue chants start
4 - £100 Big cheers
More chants
8 - £100,000 Chants turn to groans as only one power 5 remains - £35,000
There is one solo blue chant!!!
5 - £750

Noel says the banker will be having a wonderful time at the moment the way this game is going. Jean tells Noel to let the banker know there are lots of rich available ladies from where Jean comes from! As Jean was talking about romance he makes his next offer a romantic one! He offers a trip to Rome + £1,000 spending money and a couple of coins to throw into the fountain. Jean says NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel says that it's been a long time since there was a big turnaround, and hopes for one now
14 - £1 Big cheers
Jean is looking for the 1p now.... She thinks Christine has it..
Blue chants start
11 - £250
Joe tells Jean that all the contestants around him have had very high numbers over the past few days, so advises to think carefully before choosing anything around him....
7 - £5

Noel says that might be enough, the banker comments on the all blue round and also the "scary 4" that Joe mentioned!!! He then offers £5,100, Noel says it's an interesting offer and is very clever. Jean's husband says that he still believes that box 17 will be lucky, and Jean says NO DEAL

Round 5
The chants start
1 - £15,000 The chants turn to groans
Jean asks Kelsie if she thinks she has the 1p, Kelsie doesn't really want to commit herself...
More chants
15 - £50
More chants
9 - £10 Big cheers

It's a shame about the £15,000 going in that round says Noel, but you still have the £35,000. The Banker offers £8,500, Jean's husband says the banker is so clever at pitching his offers and that one is in just the right place to make it tricky. Jean says NO DEAL

Noel says that was a very brave decision
Round 6
Blue chants start
22 - £5,000
The chants start
10 - £35,000 Jean says I'm going to be in the 1p club
Blue chants start
19 - 1p Cheers and big relief

It’s time for The Banker with £500 and £10,000 remaining, and he says it was very close to disaster. He offers £4,000, Jean turns to her husband who says £4,000 is a lot of money, but box 17 is still telling him something, although he's not sure what. He joins Jean at the table. Jean says she has had so many blues while on the wings it has to change now and be a red in her box, she says NO DEAL

Noel opens Jean’s box 17 and reveals £500! I am so sorry says Noel, your attitude has been superb throughout your game and also in your role as Mum to the group, I only wish there had been more money available. Box 6 contains £10,000.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Betty's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the rather pink looking dream factory as all the boxes are a Mother's Day pink. Noel runs through the interesting week we've had so far, and talks about the MatchPlay that is on offer for us in the viewer's Competition.

It’s Betty’s turn to take the walk of wealth and she has box 19 today. All of the contestant's have little badges on with pictures of their mums on. Betty has her family in the audience with her for support today. We get to see a picture of Betty's family and they point out a familiar looking face in it, it’s Aileen who has already been a contestant on the show - The original Black Widow. Noel has a special surprise for Betty and it's that Aileen is in the studio as well and she comes out to greet them and take her seat in the audience.

Just before the start of the round the banker calls and says he is going to drop something in.... He is going to give every mum in the audience £50 if Betty can find the 1p in the first round.

Round 1
5 - £50
1 - £100 Good start says Noel
7 - £250
8 - £750 Wow says Noel, you are doing what Sheran did. Betty says this is looking good isn't it.
10 - £500

It’s a fantastic opening round for Betty. This is one of the best opening rounds ever says Noel, Betty is a little disappointed that she didn't find the 1p, she gets a little confused and bewildered about the board. The phone rings and Betty says "Oh no the man in black"!! The banker offers £16,500, Noel asks Aileen to explain that Betty can carry on here and play another round. Betty says it's a lovely offer, but NO DEAL

Round 2
Betty apologises, as she didn't hit the 1p in the last round
13 - £3,000
16 - £1,000 YES says Noel... WOW this is amazing...
6 - £10,000

Betty tries to take a sip of tea from her mug, and struggles as it's so deep!! The banker calls and tells her to be careful and don't go in the deep end!! He then asks if Betty watched Aileen's game, and Aileen confirms that she did and to be wary of mum as she is very switched on. The banker wonders if he is being conned here!! He then offers £20,000 + A lifejacket!! Noel goes to Betty's family for their opinion, and they reply they are so proud of her and to carry on doing what she is doing... Betty says NO DEAL

Round 3
3 - 1p The whole studio goes wild
21 - 10p Noel looks on in amazement. He can't believe how Betty is totally unfazed by the amazing board she has.
2 - £50,000

Betty says this is where it starts to get serious now. The banker asks if Noel will Betty a push into her mug!!! The Banker offers £24,000, Betty has a little think and is ready, and she says NO DEAL

Round 4
Betty says it gets harder now...
The blue chants start...
18 - £100,000 That's all right says Betty
12 - £5,000 That's fine says Noel, now find a blue
Blue chants start
20 - £1

Perfect and just what you needed there says Noel. The banker says he is not totally comfortable, Betty asks why and Noel replies because of the board. The Banker then offers £28,000. Betty says that is very tempting because if I lose the top 2 then the offers will come down, she then goes to Aileen who tells Betty that they all love her and to do what is right for her. Betty says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
14 - £5 BIG CHEERS
More chants
9 - £250,000
More chants
22 - £15,000 A few groans

The Banker says this worked for him on Friday and he hopes it works for him now... He offers £20,000, it worked for Sheran on Friday says Noel. Betty asks who would deal, it's a mixed reaction and Aileen is unsure... Betty says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
11 - 50p A few groans for that one
17 - £20,000 Newbie Steve - It's not enough says Noel
4 - £10

It’s time for The Banker with £35,000 and £75,000 remaining. It was the perfect round says Noel, but it’s too late, The Banker would have offered £50,000. Ohhh what a shame says Noel, you were seconds away from an extra £30,000...

Noel opens Betty’s box 19 and reveals £35,000, and Box 15 contains £75,000

The banker calls back and says he has had his mum on the phone!!! The banker's mum pointed out that being a mum is the hardest job in the world and she will not tuck the banker into bed tonight and will not read him a story unless he gives all the mums the £50 each!!!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Sheran's Deal or No Deal Game Report

A very stripy Noel welcomes us to the Dream Factory today, he encourages us to join in the fun by entering the viewer’s comp, and then reveals that for Mother's Day on Sunday it will be a Match Play for the viewers comp. Noel runs through Doug's game and his fantastic win, and tells all the contestants to follow Doug's lead and be as determined as he was...

It’s Sheran’s turn in the crazy chair and she has box 21 today. She tells Noel she is very scared, and also that she hasn't got her slimming pants on today!! She says her husband looks like one of the actors on Eastenders, so wants to know if Noel is available!! Noel gets a little kiss as well!!

Round 1
Sheran asks for lots of noise and support as she has no-one in the audience with her today.
19 - £100 Big screams from Sheran!!
16 - £750 Another scream
Sheran goes to Kerry but is put off by her red top, but decides to go with her.
20 - £250,000 Big groans
14 - £50
Sheran picks Di next but she also has a red top!! BLUE chants start VERY early!!!
9 - £10

Noel says the banker is sounding quite robust considering the beating he took yesterday, and the banker says he is wearing HIS slimming pants!! He then offers £6,900, Sheran replies is that all!! Noel says be careful and it's best to show a little respect - The banker calls back!! He says wait until you see the next offer!!! Sheran says NO DEAL

Round 2
12 - 50p
Sheran can't look at any box openings now!!
15 - £3,000
8 - £1

Sheran lets out a big scream for the blue.... The banker wants to talk to Sheran, and she says she is so sorry. The banker has asked Sheran to do something! She has to tell the audience that The Banker is much sexier that Noel!! Noel says "Am I bovvered" The Banker then offers £14,500, "What ya finking" says Noel!! Sheran says it's not enough to change her life.... NO DEAL

Round 3
More blue chants!!!
6 - £5 Another scream
2- £250 Another scream
Noel says he will scream if this is another blue!! Sheran says she is going to make Noel scream!! And the blue chants start
11 - £500 And there is the scream from Sheran with a C'mon - but where is Noel's?

Noel lets out his scream!! It hurts he says!! Sheran says it’s bloody marvellous! Sheran manages to upset the banker!!! He may be forced to make her play on!! He is tempted to make his cagey offer of £26,000, but instead offers £30,000. Noel points out how strong the board is as the reds are mainly untouched with only 2 blues remaining. Sheran says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start
3 - 10p Another scream and C'mon from Sheran as Noel drops and shakes his head
Noel says find the 1p and you are in the hall of fame
Blue chants start
4 - £75,000 Groans for that one
Sheran chooses Kelsie with box 13 now, and Noel has some glasses for Kelsie as she forgot hers yesterday!! It's a pair of comedy ones with a big nose!!!!
Blue chants start
13 - £5,000 Another scream

The banker says the £75,000 was significant in that round and offers £24,500, Noel wonders if the game has peaked at £30,000 and £24,500 is a wise exit fee. Nigel says it's a good offer, and Steven says whereas normally he would say play on, he thinks she should deal.... Sheran says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants
10 - £100,000 Groans as the big one goes
More chants
22 - £1,000 Yes says Noel
More chants
1 - £15,000

Noel tells Sheran not to give the banker the impression that she is worried now. The Banker calls and is pleased to see that the 1p is still there, and he then offers £20,000. Noel tells Sheran to think of the first thought that went through her head when she heard that offer... Sheran says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
Noel asks Sheran to prove it was the perfect deal at the perfect time!! (Does Noel follow the game?!?)
18 - £35,000
17 - £10,000
5 - £50,000 YES shouts Noel

It’s time for The Banker with 1p and £20,000 remaining. Noel says it could be a draw here as you accepted £20,000 and you could have £20,000 in your box. The banker would have offered £6,900.

Noel opens Sheran’s box 21 and reveals 1p, there are big screams from Sheran as she beats the banker and manages to avoid a potential disaster.

Box 7 contains the £20,000.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Doug's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the different themes over the past few weeks, and how this week he had named it "Regret Week". Although Lisa changed that yesterday and was indecisive.

It’s Doug’s turn in the crazy chair today and he has box 18, which Noel carries over to the pound table for him while he takes the walk of wealth. Noel introduces him as "Dirty Doug"!!!!! Noel shows a picture of Doug at the beach with 2 scantily clad ladies! Doug has a thank you card for all the staff and crew who have looked after and treated him so well during his time on the show. We learn he is from Newquay in Cornwall, and unfortunately lost his wife last year.

Round 1
15 - £500 Cheers for the opening blue
17 - £20,000 Groans for that one
20 - 10p The cheers return
11 - £100
We hear a story of how Rich kept Doug in the lift for ages as he pressed every button on the lift and caused it to stop at every floor!!!
Rich 3 - £1,000

The banker has a gift for Doug, it's Lady Killer Body Wash, which comes with warnings of bad backs and possible marriage!!! He says it's from one dirty old man to another!! Noel asks Doug is he ready for this now, and Doug replies yes I am and I'll have box number.... Noel cracks up and asks does he know how this game works!! Doug gives Noel his target, which he writes in the book. The Banker offer is finally revealed as £15,000, Doug says NO DEAL

Round 2
9 - £75,000 Groans for that one
2 - £50 That's better says Noel, keep it that way
13 - £10,000

Doug has told Noel that he is going to go all the way to the end in his game regardless of the offers! The Banker offers £20,000, it's a very good offer says Doug, but he says he has made his mind up and it’s NO DEAL

Round 3
1 - £35,000
12 - 1p Big cheers
22 - £1

Doug says this is going great, and Noel agrees. The banker says Doug has an eye for the boxes as well as the ladies and he is becoming concerned now! He offers £25,000, Noel tells Doug to put the offer in context to the board. Doug tells Noel he has promised a lot of people back at home in Cornwall a nice party, and it’s NO DEAL

Round 4
6 - £250,0000 BIG groans
4 - £10 Newbie Kerry
Doug says he still has his lucky box number in play, and he will reveal what one it later
Joe 5 - £5

It's looking really great now says Doug, and then he tries to pick another box!! Noel pulls him up on this. The Banker offers £13,000, Doug says that offer is no good and he's ready for the question, and it’s NO DEAL

Round 5
16 - £750
7 - £15,000
21 - 50p

A good round says Noel and the audience think so as well as they cheer. Doug is looking around for another box again, and Noel has to pull him up again, he tells Doug that he is concentrating on the women and not the boxes!!! The banker asks why did Doug put a target in the book if he is going all the way until the end, Doug says he can look at it if he wants, and Noel reads it out and it's £250,000!! The Banker offers £26,000, Noel says the banker thinks that Doug has had enough now. Doug disagrees and says NO DEAL

Round 6
Blue chants start
19 - £5,000 Excellent says Noel
More chants
8 - £250 Absolutely fantastic says Noel
More chants
10 - £3,000 YES YES YES YES shouts Noel as the studio goes wild

Doug has done it and left a final 2 of £50,000 and £100,000. Well done says Noel you have been brilliant and you are guaranteed at least £50,000 now, he says the banker will be worried now as Doug followed through his statement of going all the way... Noel tells the banker to give it his best shot, and he replies with a final offer of £75,000.

Doug says that is a really great offer, and he says he couldn't have come up with a better offer. Doug reveals that box 14 was his favourite number, which is why it stayed until the end. Doug says DEAL

Doug says he would have liked to go all the way, but £25,000 is a lot of money.

Noel opens box 18 and reveals £100,000, and box 14 contains £50,000.

Noel closes out the show saying how different today’s show was to yesterday, where Lisa was so indecisive in her game, and today Doug who was determined in his actions and going all the way until the end.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Lisa's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel talks about the different stages that the show has gone through lately - The cautious stage - The courage stage - and now The regret stage where this week players have dealt early when there has been lots more money on offer and available to them. Noel tells the contestants not to get advice overload when playing their games and to play their own game.

It’s Lisa’s turn at the pound table today and she has box 19, and she drops some stuff from the top of her box as she takes the walk of wealth. Noel and Lisa run through the various things she has on the box, and we get to see some pics of her husband who is in the audience today and a few more of her family. We learn that Lisa is a fitness instructor. Noel says it's been a good week for high numbers coming to the table and working on the values that have appeared so far, the £75,000 should appear today!!!

Round 1
Noel goes to Kelsie who hasn't got her glasses on today, she has left them in the green room, as she was told she looked better without them!
18 - £20,000 No reaction to that one
10 - £10 Cheers for the first blue
8 - £3,000
12 - £15,000
Lisa says there doesn't appear to be as many boxes when you stand at the pound table!!
20 - £250

Noel says it's a good opening round as the power 5 is still intact. The banker says he is on a roll at the moment and it's not the best time to be playing against him! He says that Lisa is looking amazing today and looks glossy like a well-groomed horse!! Noel says it's no wonder you have been married 6 times!!! The Banker offers £10,005, Lisa says it's a really nice offer, but NO DEAL

Round 2
16 - £50,000 ARGGHHH says Noel
Noel asks how Lisa is picking her boxes, she is picking the numbers that don't mean a lot to her at the moment.
5 - £50
15 - £1

Look at that shouts Noel, pointing at the board that is very evenly balanced. The banker says that he is worried about the room now and the support that Lisa has from them. Noel and Lisa start pushing each other around!! The Banker offers £20,004, Noel goes to Lisa's husband who says it's a very strong board at the moment and to play her own game. Lisa says NO DEAL

Round 3
3 - £5,000
13 - 10p Newbie Charlie
Lisa goes for box 1, as it should contain the 1p
1 - £250,000

The banker says that round had a sting in the tail, and offers £15,003. Lisa asks the audience what they think, they all say to go on... Lisa says NO DEAL

Round 4
Noel asks is Lisa still thinking of the £250,000, she says NO it's the 1p that is worrying her.
17 - 50p
11 - 1p WOW WOW WOW says Noel
We're right on the edge of an all blue round Noel tells us.
22 - £100

Lisa gets her all blue round, and Noel says that round came just at the right moment, he then tells the banker the game is going their way now. The Banker offers £23,001, Noel says it's a great offer and to really think about it. Christine tells her that she has 5 lower amounts on the board than her offer and she can hit all of them in the next round. Noel tells her the board is very strong and lots of players would love that board, although it's also a big offer, and then points out that box 19 has come to the table with some big amounts lately. Lisa says she is ready, but then the banker calls back and says that £23,001 is not easily divided by 3 (The number of children that Lisa has), so he raises the offer to £24,000!!! The mind games begin!! Lisa's husband tells her that she came with a figure in mind and to base her decision on that. Lisa says DEAL

Noel wonders if Lisa's game will continue "Regret week"
Round 5 - Proveout round
2 - £5
21 - £10,000 NOT GOOD ENOUGH shouts Noel
4 - £75,000 NO NO it's not enough says Noel

The banker would have offered £30,000, you've only lost out on £6,000 at the moment says Noel!! Lisa reveals that £30,000 was her target, Noel says if only you had gone on you would have got exactly what you wanted and would have been really happy!!

Round 6 - Proveout round
14 - £100,000 Yes shouts Noel, you cut that a bit fine
7 - £750
6 - £500

It’s time for the Banker with £1,000 and £35,000 remaining, and The Banker would have offered £16,000 - That's good says Lisa...

Noel opens Lisa’s box 19 and reveals £1,000, YES I DID IT shouts Lisa.

Box 9 contains the £35,000

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Debbie's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Noel welcomes us to the Wonderful Dream Factory - He says we are glowing but with a little disappointment today after Patrick's game, which was perhaps a little too strong and resulted in Patrick dealing early!!

It’s Debbie turn to take the walk of wealth today and she does so with box 4. Debbie is cheered down the walk of wealth by a group of her best friends who are in the audience for support today. Debbie tells Noel they are all part of some sort of band -they are called the harmonells.... She tells Noel she wants to beat the banker and become a Banker Spanker!!

Round 1
Debbie has 5 numbers that she is going to choose first
1 - £35,000
5 - £50 Cheers for the first blue
7 - £100
18 - £10
9 - £750

That's rather interesting says Noel, it has a touch of yesterday about it!! Debbie says she has a few things to say to the banker!! She says she has always had large numbers in her boxes, so he should be very worried. The banker calls and thinks that she is a force to be reckoned with, and Noel asks did you say FARCE!! The Banker then offers £11,011, Debbie says thank you very much Mr Banker, but NO DEAL

Round 2
20 - £20,000
8 - £50,000 Groans for that one...
15 - £5,000

All reds says Noel, but Debbie says it's OK as it will be an all blue round next time.
The banker says he is sweating after doing a little victory dance!! He says he loves boards like this with the top 3 isolated, as it tends to make the player go too far!!!
Noel then totally forgets the offer!! The Banker offers £8,000, Debbie says it's a fair offer for the board, and Noel again points out what the banker said about contestants crashing out on boards like Debbie's... Debbie says NO DEAL

Round 3
Debbie asks for an all blue round and the 1p next....
3 - £250,000 Noel says the banker's prediction could be coming true!!
Blue chants start
17 - 1p From one end of the board to the other...
More chants
14 - £250 Newbie Tanweer

Debbie says that she always thought that when you sat in the crazy chair she imagined that the boxes would just jump out at you, but they don't. Noel uses "Noel Logic" to say that the £100,000 or the £75,000 could well be at the table as they haven't been in play for a while. The Banker offers £10,000, Noel tells Debbie that the banker is testing her nerve now, and she gets shouts to go on from the audience. Debbie says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start again
10 - 10p
Noel wants 2 more like that... More chants start
16 - £15,000 The chants fizzle out...
Debbie really wants to go to Lisa next, but is afraid as she always has big ones!!! Lisa says she is due for a blue soon... Noel asks is Lisa going to destroy the game now!!!
Blue chants NEARLY start...
11 - £1,000

It's OK says Noel, and he's not quite sure how she has done it, but Debbie has clambered back to a good position. The Banker offers £12,500, Debbie says it's a good offer and £12,500 is a lot of money, but she just wants to carry on... Debbie says NO DEAL

Round 5
It was a very brave decision says Noel, but was it a wise decision
Blue chants start
19 - £10,000 The fall back has gone says Noel
More chants!!
2 - £75,000 PLEASE STOP THE CHANTS!!! They don't work
Noel really builds up the tension now and more chants start
21 - £500

Noel says he thinks Debbie has got away with it, but then asks has she and will the banker try and get her cheap.... The banker respects that Debbie was brave last time, but he wants the box as cheap as possible now, he offers £9,900. Debbie starts to say she thinks that she might just want to go all the way, but the banker calls back and interrupts to speak to her. Noel warns her that the banker will play mind games now about her son. Debbie says he is a really nice man, and then talks about how it's a lot of money but part of her wants to really go for it... Debbie says DEAL

Round 6 - Proveout round
This could get very emotional if it doesn't work out
13 - 50p
6 - £3,000 Groans as the £100,000 stays in play
22 - £5 More groans as Debbie doesn’t hit the £100,000

It’s time for The Banker with £1 and £100,000 remaining, Noel wonders if big money could have come to the table two days in a row. The banker says he saved himself £20,000 by chatting to Debbie on that last offer!! He would have offered £29,900, and Debbie says she would have dealt for that.

Noel really builds up the drama and tension in the studio saying that the banker broke Debbie and made her lose at least £20,000, but has she actually lost a lot more and could she have won a life changing £100,000!

Noel opens box 4 and reveals £100,000. You've blown £100,000 says Noel!! Box 12 contains £1.
Noel asks how Debbie she is feeling and she replies that obviously she is feeling gutted now and in a way wishes that she didn’t speak to the banker, as she really wanted to play on at that stage.

Noel closes out the show saying he hopes that the remaining contestants took notice of the fact that you shouldn’t take notice of the banker as he is there for one thing only, and that is to save himself money.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Patrick's Deal or No Deal Game Report

Start of another week in the dream factory, and Noel runs through the emotional game of Sarah's yesterday. He says it will be a different game today, as they all are, and he talks about the courage shown by the current group of contestants and is hoping for an overdue BIG win today…

It’s Patrick’s turn to take his place in the crazy chair today and he does so with box 19, the same as Sarah yesterday.... Patrick is from Belfast, originally Dublin, and he has a lucky charm of a frog.

Round 1
Patrick says he is going to use Gus' system of taking out the 4 corners first.
13 - £5
16 - £250
20 - 50p
The system is going very well so far
4 - £100
9 - £20,000 A few groans

Noel says with the good start Patrick could afford the loss of the £20,000 there. The banker says it's 2 old war-horses doing battle today, and Doug gets a mention in possibly joining forces with the 2 of them and becoming the antique Chippendales!! The banker overheard while Patrick was having his microphone fitted that he said his perfect breakfast is a blonde at the end of the bed! He then offers £12,500, it’s Sarah's exit fee yesterday. Patrick says NO DEAL

Round 2
2 - £500
Di next and she says she has had a few little ones but never a big one!! Much to the amusement of the whole studio
7 - £3,000
Blue chants start!!
1 - £100,000 oppps the chants don't work

Noel says that the £250,000 can still be won, an he says that he can feel a lot of positivity coming from Patrick... The Banker offers £15,000, and Noel asks is this enough for Patrick? Patrick says NO DEAL

Round 3
21 - £10,000
8 - £10
Blue chants start
12 - 10p YES YES YES shouts Patrick

That is amazing you are doing well says Noel, and Patrick is equally happy with his strong board. The Banker offers £25,000, he had no choice there but to offer that says Noel. Patrick says he loves his board with the 4 blues, and then goes to Nigel who says it's a really strong board and he can't take out all the large numbers in the next round. Patrick says NO DEAL

Round 4
5 - £5,000 Newbie Dee
Blue chants start
3 - £1,000
Patrick goes to Lisa and Noel warns him about her reputation for destroying games!!!
6 - £15,000 It's fine says Noel

It's a very strong board says Noel, although it would have been great to have taken out the 1p - The £250,000 is still at the other end of the board though. The banker tells Patrick that the chances of him having the £250,000 are the same as him having the 1p, and he then offers £30,000. Steven tells Patrick that he can still take out the £35,000 in the next round and still get a larger offer. Patrick asks who would deal in the audience, only a handful stand... The banker calls back!!! He is going to increase the offer!! It’s now £30,001 + a photo of Julian!!! Referring to Julian’s game where he refused an offer of £30,000 and then his game crashed!!! Patrick says if the banker is going to try and play mind games he is out of his depth... Patrick says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
10 - £50 The perfect start says Noel
More chants
17 - £50,000 The audience are still cheering
More chants
14 - £1 YES YES YES says Noel

I feel good says Patrick and Noel tells him that this is one of the strongest situations for a long time. The banker says that he doesn't believe Patrick will go all the way and offers £50,000. Patrick says that is a very comfortable sum of money, and he goes to Steven who says he would say No Deal. Noel tells him to remember that the £50,000 is real money and that he could still walk away with 1p... Patrick says DEAL

Patrick says he thinks he might live to regret that decision…

Round 6 - Proveout round
18 - £750 Almost the perfect start says Noel
15 - £35,000 Not enough says Noel
22 - 1p Total shock in the studio

It’s time for the Banker with £75,000 and £250,000 remaining!! Noel says it would have been the perfect round if you had only carried on. The banker would have offered £150,000, the whole studio is in shock at that offer. Patrick says if he was 30 years younger he would have played on and not dealt at £50,000.

Noel opens Patrick’s box 19 and reveals £250,000!! There are cries of disbelief when it’s revealed and most of the contestants are holding their heads in their hands.

Box 11 contains the £75,000

Patrick says he is drained after that, and disappointed that he didn’t have the courage to go, but it’s been a fabulous time and game and he can’t complain at walking away with £50,000.
Noel closes out the show saying there is an interesting atmosphere in the studio as although Patrick has won £50,000, he admitted he could have played on and won a lot more if age was on his side.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Sarah M's Deal or No Deal Game Report

End of another week at the dream factory, and Noel talks about the "fantastic week of courage", he wants a really positive end to the week now.

It’s Sarah’s turn to take the walk of wealth today and she has box 19. Sarah with the sparkling eyes says Noel, she is from Bath and Noel asks if she has been going home or staying at the hotel, she tells Noel she has been staying at the hotel despite Noel saying that he would have gone home!!! We hear the sad story of how Sarah has lost 2 children and she shows us some pictures of her family.

Round 1
3 - 1p The perfect start
12 - £10,000 Action man Jay
15 - £75,000 some groans for that but Sarah says the £250,000 it still there
6 - £100,000 Newbie Joe
11 - £35,000

Wow says Noel, after the perfect start it all went wrong. The banker winds up Jay about the action man comment, Sarah ummmmm says the banker, Noel tells him to watch out as her husband is in the audience. The Banker says he is not going to take Sarah lightly and offers £5,000. Sarah says it's a very good offer considering a lot of high reds have gone, but NO DEAL

Round 2
Blue chants start! Is this the earliest they have started?!?
4 - £750
2 - £250,000 BIG groans followed by silence
Noel talks about the perfect start and how it has now all gone wrong, Sarah asks Rich what he thinks he has in his box - he says £10, so Noel says well that has the £50,000 then!!!! Sarah decides to leave Rich until later.
16 - £5

Noel asks is this one of those games where it steadily claws its way back to a good outcome. He tells the banker that this game can be turned around, and the banker says he is relaxed... He then offers £800, which gets a shocked reaction from the whole studio, Action man Jay says it's disgraceful.... Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 3
Noel asks for an all blue round next, and the blue chants start
10 - £250 The chants turn to cheers
Sarah thinks about Lisa next, but Noel is concerned that she has destroyed some games lately! More chants
22 - £3,000 It's alright says Noel
5 - £1,000

Noel says the good news is that there are still loads of blues to hit later on in the game now. He challenges the banker about the really low last offer. The Banker offers £8,000, Noel goes to Sarah's husband who says he is confident at the moment and there are still loads of blues to hit. Noel notices a piece of confetti fall from the ceiling and wonders if it is a good omen. Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 4
Blue chants start
14 - £20,000
More chants
7 - 10p Cheers for the lowest remaining blue
Blue chants start
20 - £100

Noel says in terms of mega money it's a one box game, but with a nice backup. The banker thinks the loss of the £20,000 was a massive loss in that round and offers £8,800. Sarah asks if hubby Pat can join her for support, he does. He tells her that her 2 lost children are with her and she's had a sign from them with the falling confetti. Sarah says NO DEAL

Round 5
Blue chants start
17 - £500
More chants
8 - £10 Rich gets his prediction right. He'll be allowed to play now
More chants
18 - £50

Sarah gets her much needed all blue round, and Noel says well done says Noel and the game is looking a lot better, although he also says his nerves are shattered now!! The banker says that round was dreadful for 2 reasons, as it was all blue and now he has to allow Rich to play! He then offers £12,500, and Noel says it's a clever offer. Sarah goes to Nigel who wonders if after the ups and downs in the game, could it be a perfect ending. Sarah gets encouragement to go with her heart. Sarah says DEAL

Noel says thanks as he doesn't think he could have taken much more of the tension. He wonders if it will turn out to be the perfect deal.

Round 6 – Proveout round
13 - 50p
Noel pleads for Debbie to reveal the £50,000
1 - £50,000 YES YES YES shouts Noel
9 - £5,000

It’s time for the Banker with £1 and £15,000 remaining, he would have offered £6,500.

Noel opens Sarah’s box 19 and reveals £1, YES YES YES shouts Noel again!

Box 21 contains the £15,000