Noel says how he's only just got his hearing back after Kate's loud game yesterday. He says how the banker passed through the £18 million milestone yesterday. Noel thinks the banker will try to avoid offering money from today.
Marie has box 21.
Marie is a dietician assistant from Wales and he speaks a bit about her job. Her husband Alan is in the audience today, and he says he met her through his work, as she lived in a council house and he went to inspect her chimney. Noel says he also creeped into her bathroom to look for men's toiletries to see if she was single.
She shows a pic of her late grandfather, and has his prayer book with her. She has a poem for the banker which she reads out...
Round 1
3 - Lucy - £5
Aurora now, and Noel asks how Sid is. She says he has a lot of money so will see him again!
9 - Aurora - 50p
6 - Sarah - £50
14 - Carol - £10
"Wow, ooh" says Noel. He talks about an all-blue opening round...
12 - Ginge - £10,000
Noel jinxed it!!
Banker time
The banker says he's not confident today because of the big values Marie has had on the wings. He has a poem for Marie which Noel reads out... the banker will play dirty as he has problems with women from Wales!
Banker's offer:
£12,000
Marie says that's a respectable offer.
Marie says
NO DEAL
Round 2
15 - Terry - £1
Cal now, and Marie gets him to do his pigeon impression
4 - Cal - £15,000
Noel says the banker's worried now.
1 - Nicholas - £250
Banker time
Noel winds the banker up about the Welsh connection, and he tells Noel to shut his face!
Banker's offer:
£15,000
Noel says this is steadily climbing.
Marie says
NO DEAL
Round 3
20 - Roli - £250,000
Never mind, says Marie...
2 - Roy - £20,000
5 - Laura - £5,000
Banker time
The banker knows about how Marie wanted to phone Swap Shop when she was a girl but she didn't have a phone! She used the local payphone and after she'd used it, she smeared the earpiece in dog poo The banker says he did the same thing to DoND's phone
Banker's offer:
£9,000 + disinfectant for Noel
Noel talks about the strength of the block of reds. He asks Debs what she thinks and she says she's prayed for Marie...
Marie says
NO DEAL
Round 4
7 - Debs - £35,000
10 - Lillian - £100,000
"OH wow" says Noel. He says this is an astonishing turnaround after the good start.
13 - Hassan - £500
Banker time
The banker says "Kerching" as it's swung in his favour now. He focusses on the 1p and 10p...
Banker's offer:
£3,000
The banker says the 1p and 10p prevented the offer from being an amount in the gap on the right. Gary says there are 6 disposable amounts on the board.
Marie says
NO DEAL
Round 5
18 - Gary - 10p
22 - David - £75,000
8 - Dan - £3,000
Banker time
Noel says the 1p is acting like an anchor. He tries to recall the last time we inducted 2 members to the 1p club in one week!! He recognises how Marie has destroyed other games by having high values... he says there's an over 60% chance that the £50k will be removed now.
Banker's offer:
£1,500
Marie says that's still respectable considering the board. She brings her husband down to the pound table, and he says she might have £50k in the box. Marie wants to know how often she's had the 1p and the £50k. The banker phones - she's had the 1p once and the £50k once. He says this game smells worse than a Welsh telephone receiver. Dan says this is a gambler's board...
Marie says
NO DEAL
Round 6
11 - Owain - £750
19 - Paul - £1,000
The extra heartbeats play...
17 - Elaine - £50,000
Banker time with 1p and £100 remaining
This would've been £11,000 if she'd chosen the other box.
Banker's offer:
£11
Marie says she wants the 1p now!
Marie says
NO DEAL
Marie wins £100 from box 21.
16 - Bessie - 1p
Marie says she's gutted but she's had a fantastic time...
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